Hail Jesus or Carlos or Juan

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Hail Jesus or Carlos or Juan

As I've been sitting here for ten minutes thinking about what to say, I'll just go with, I'm an Atheist, who despises organized religion, the thought that there is one "being" that created... well, everything and that "He" has a son, who is supposed to be his own father, can walk on water and do this whole water into wine thing. Although there is a John Christ Winery near my house and I heard it's mighty fine, not sure of the relation though. I very much believe in evolution, the big bang, logic and soft pretzels. I guess my point is, hello everybody!


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Welcome

 

 

 

             Its always nice to see a new face on the site, if you need a laugh try this link.

 

 

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSm7PMQOSo    

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 Welcome to the forum!

 

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Welcome, there's a good

Welcome, there's a good chance you'll find people to really identify with, others to disagree with, and enough Theists, both drive-by and persistent, to beat-up on in one way or another.

 

Favorite oxymorons: Gospel Truth, Rational Supernaturalist, Business Ethics, Christian Morality

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Welcome, have fun, eat a

Welcome, have fun, eat a soft pretzel and join in.

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Hey!

WHO'S GOT PRETZELS???  <.<   >.>  And where is mine?


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Welcome! *Whistles

Welcome! Laughing out loud

*Whistles nonchalantly past empty pretzel table*

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Welcome!

Welcome!

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare


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Gallowsbait......

Gallowsbait wrote:

WHO'S GOT PRETZELS???  <.<   >.>  And where is mine?

 

 

          We has atheist do not NORMALLY eat pretzels ( I didn't see a thing Vastet)  we BBQ kittens, to the right degree of tender juiciness and a good wine.

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VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"

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Welcome InstantCoffy.  Ever

Welcome InstantCoffy.  Ever heard of Paul Coffey? LOL


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BobSpence1 wrote:Welcome,

BobSpence1 wrote:

Welcome, there's a good chance you'll find people to really identify with, others to disagree with, and enough Theists, both drive-by and persistent, to beat-up on in one way or another.

 

Greetings Bob.  I was just wondering what part of the country are you from?

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Damn, I forgot about that...

Damn, I forgot about that...