nice response to "you are going to hell"

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nice response to "you are going to hell"

I'm watching Good News Week (in Australia) and a young commedian named Josh Thomas who accidently announced that he is an atheist during a twitter argument (and of course then got attacked by some of his Christian fans)... well, I'll just paraphrase as well as I remember:

They don't get it do they? When you tell an atheist that they are going to Hell it's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura!

 

exact wording may not be 100% correct, but brilliant!!

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Pretty good..or telling a

Pretty good..or telling a christian anubis will burn their souls. But of course if you use this on a christian, they would say 'Aura's aren't real! Hell is real, the bible says so!"

Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible

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ronin-dog wrote:I'm watching

 

The real meaning in telling an atheist he/she is going to hell is, "I'm pissed that you do not believe the same thing as I do".

People who think there is something they refer to as god don't ask enough questions.


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My response is usually - "I

My response is usually - "I like it there. It's warm. When will you be dropping by?"

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But you don't understand,

But you don't understand, they want to save you from their invisible friend's revenge for not choosing his club.

They are just trying to help you. What's wrong with threatening people to get them to do what you want? When Muslims threaten them with Allah's hell, they too, are merely trying to help humanity.

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I may not actually verbalise it

 

But my core response to this one runs along the lines of: "Fuck off and die you twisted, vile prick."

Of course, I usually just say: "I'm not sure of your facts, mum".

 

 

 

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the problem with these whackos..................................

is that they firmly, and sometimes FANATICALLY, believe in what they are telling you. Have any of you heard of HellHouse? these people are fucking whackos. anyone that would tell you that you are going to die and then spend an eternity, an infinite amount of time, in HELL, burning to death only to wake up again and again and burn again and again, is a SICK, mentally disturbed individual.

I had this guy tell me some of that nonsense one time. to make a long story short, I told him, " Tell me I'm going to hell one more time motherfucker, I swear to Satan I am going to fucking kill you" and I charged him with my pocketknife in my hand. He didn't want any part of me after that. He moved out the next day in fact.

Cowards are always the same. they hide behind religious fanaticism, genetic "superiority", I hate to use the word "racism" because it invokes pretty much everyone but especially whites, they hide behind their friends  and gangs, and they are especially uplifted by a sense of moral superiority.

If you back down from these nuts in any way, you are just handing them firewood. you might as well hand them a lighter. the best thing is to be extremely aggressive and tell them they are pieces of shit. but be ready to argue or fight, because they are. believe it.


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dingusdangus wrote:

is that they firmly, and sometimes FANATICALLY, believe in what they are telling you. Have any of you heard of HellHouse? these people are fucking whackos. anyone that would tell you that you are going to die and then spend an eternity, an infinite amount of time, in HELL, burning to death only to wake up again and again and burn again and again, is a SICK, mentally disturbed individual.

I had this guy tell me some of that nonsense one time. to make a long story short, I told him, " Tell me I'm going to hell one more time motherfucker, I swear to Satan I am going to fucking kill you" and I charged him with my pocketknife in my hand. He didn't want any part of me after that. He moved out the next day in fact.

Cowards are always the same. they hide behind religious fanaticism, genetic "superiority", I hate to use the word "racism" because it invokes pretty much everyone but especially whites, they hide behind their friends  and gangs, and they are especially uplifted by a sense of moral superiority.

If you back down from these nuts in any way, you are just handing them firewood. you might as well hand them a lighter. the best thing is to be extremely aggressive and tell them they are pieces of shit. but be ready to argue or fight, because they are. believe it.

 

what

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According to the

According to the quran:

“The Messenger of allah went out to the Musalla on the day of Eid al-Adha or Eid al-Fitr. He passed by the women and said, ‘O women! Give charity, for I have seen that you form the majority of the people of Hell.’ They asked, ‘Why is that, O Messenger of Allaah?’  He replied, ‘You curse frequently and are ungrateful to your husbands. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religious commitment than you. A cautious sensible man could be led astray by some of you.’

I'll take 'hell for eternity', Bob.

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nice response to "you are going to hell."

 I quote Matt. 7:1 "Judge not, that ye be not judged." Christians hate it when an unbeliever knows their bible better than they do, and can point out that their beloved Jay-sus told them not to judge. "It's not for you to say who will or will not go to hell," say I. "Or do you think the Boss was talking to everyone but you? When you threaten me with hell you ARE judging me. Be careful!"

 

 


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...

This is how Puddy from Seinfeld would respond, after being told that if he doesn't accept Jesus, he'll burn and fry and rot and roast and be poked with pitch forks by cackling demons for all eternity:  "It's gonna be rough."


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ClockCat wrote:dingusdangus

ClockCat wrote:

dingusdangus wrote:

is that they firmly, and sometimes FANATICALLY, believe in what they are telling you. Have any of you heard of HellHouse? these people are fucking whackos. anyone that would tell you that you are going to die and then spend an eternity, an infinite amount of time, in HELL, burning to death only to wake up again and again and burn again and again, is a SICK, mentally disturbed individual.

I had this guy tell me some of that nonsense one time. to make a long story short, I told him, " Tell me I'm going to hell one more time motherfucker, I swear to Satan I am going to fucking kill you" and I charged him with my pocketknife in my hand. He didn't want any part of me after that. He moved out the next day in fact.

Cowards are always the same. they hide behind religious fanaticism, genetic "superiority", I hate to use the word "racism" because it invokes pretty much everyone but especially whites, they hide behind their friends  and gangs, and they are especially uplifted by a sense of moral superiority.

If you back down from these nuts in any way, you are just handing them firewood. you might as well hand them a lighter. the best thing is to be extremely aggressive and tell them they are pieces of shit. but be ready to argue or fight, because they are. believe it.

 

what

yeeeaaaahhh...i might get a little ruffled but i don't think i'm gonna start whipping out my victorinox on anyone anytime soon...

i'd much rather just use the corkscrew attachment on the next bottle of rioja.  speaking of which...

"I asked my father,
I said, 'Father change my name.'
The one I'm using now it's covered up
with fear and filth and cowardice and shame."
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