Review: 2012 refreshingly lame
No spoilers (nothing to spoil! Self-spoiling)
Ahhhh, nothing kills a silly superstition than a big budget formula Hollywood movie that takes it as its core premise.
To think, I once feared this movie could actually *inspire* further mass-delusion into the 2012 'galactic doomsday conspiracy' theory. What was I thinking? This is just the antidote!
"Wait, you mean you believe that? I thought it was just a movie!"
"No, no, the movie was crap. But there's a *real* 2012 Mayan calendar planetary shift pole-switch government cover-up --"
"No, no, please believe me, it's real! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
"I gotta go ... shampoo, uh ... my cat ... or something." *runs away*
"Stupid Woody Harrelson, with the pickles. Gah!"
Some nice disaster effects. That's about it. Thandie Newton, oh, yeah, almost forgot.
Thank Jake for schlock.