Hello! I have come here to give you heathens THE GOOD NEWS!

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Hello! I have come here to give you heathens THE GOOD NEWS!

The good news is: I'm an atheist so I won't be preaching to you. Woohoo!

The other news: I'm a 42 year old who's been face-palming over the idiocies of religion since age 14.

I'm a "strong" (gnostic) atheist. There is no god - at least by any of the utter bullshit definitions I've ever heard. If the definition makes no sense, it's not describing a real thing, now is it?

I've been poking over the forum for a while before registering. I think I like it here!

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Why, yes, I am!


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Hehe.Welcome to Rational

Hehe.

Welcome to Rational Responders.

 


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Hello fellow Heathen,

   Welcome to the Machine (RRS) I hope that you can enlighten us about your world view !!! 


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 Hi. :3


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 Welcome!! Love your

 Welcome!! 

Love your avatar, brings back memories of hot summer days and my dad's PBR sitting on the kitchen counter...

Spend some time with us, jump right in, and above all~have fun.  Smiling

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 Thanks for leaving the

 Thanks for leaving the world of lurking and entering the world of typing.

 

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Welcome to the dark side.

Welcome to the dark side. We have dark chocolate, dark roast coffee, and dark rum.

The Athropic Principal: Shit sucks, you are not special, deal with it.

So dude, you used a computer which runs on electricity that may well have come from a nuclear reactor to send your message down wires which were put in place by the phone/cable company so that they could make millions of dollars only to use the internet to tell us that you don't believe in science?


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Welcome to the forums. Good

Welcome to the forums.

 

Good News like yours is always welcome.

"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.


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Welcome!

Welcome! Laughing out loud

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WHY AM I THE LAST ONE TO

WHY AM I THE LAST ONE TO KNOW! FSM FUCKING DAMN IT!

So now there isn't a magical invisible friend in the sky frothing over our orgy of violence as a species against each other vying for his love? What are you going to tell me next, Santa isn't real? You fucking killjoy!

"For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and nonbelievers." President Barack Obama
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That's a nice image

 

Face-palming the idiocies of religion... You'll get plenty of opportunity to face palm religious idiocy here, Deadly.

Even though I've personally only been visiting the site for about ten minutes I sometimes feel like neo surrounded by hundreds of agent smiths.

It seems no matter what you do, they just keep coming at you relentlessly in the same old way.

They have no proof but hey - if a belief is insisted on long enough it becomes undisputed reality, right?

Here's a characteristic punch from one agent recently. There is a god or you would not exist. You exist. There's a god.

You're going to need that fingergun...

 

 

 

 

 

For god so loved the world that he sent his only begotten Satan that whosoever believeth in him should not only perish but have everlasting death...


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Welcome and yay!


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Welcome to RRS!!!

Welcome to RRS!!!