Hello! I have come here to give you heathens THE GOOD NEWS!
The good news is: I'm an atheist so I won't be preaching to you. Woohoo!
The other news: I'm a 42 year old who's been face-palming over the idiocies of religion since age 14.
I'm a "strong" (gnostic) atheist. There is no god - at least by any of the utter bullshit definitions I've ever heard. If the definition makes no sense, it's not describing a real thing, now is it?
I've been poking over the forum for a while before registering. I think I like it here!