Bible Man will do your finances
Remember Bible Man? Well he's back, kinda. Actually it's Willie Aames, who used to have a job back on Charles in Charge. Well, Aames lives in Kansas and has gone through a couple bankruptcies and had to have a huge garage sale to sell off his stuff to pay the bills. With that experience, and Jesus as his co-accountant, he figures he can't do any worse than those Wall Street executives that run banks into the ground. So if you need a costumed freak that quotes the Bible (I'm talking about Aames, not the Pope), check out Willie Aames.