The Portable Atheist, a silly rant about the title.
Mind you, a brilliant book by Hitchens. BUT, a long time ago, when I ordered it, the SIZE of the book confounded me considering the title "PORTABLE"
I got a fucking hernia trying to lift it.
They say lift with your knees not your back. I BLEW OUT MY KNEES TRYING TO LIFT IT!
"Portable" What the fuck do you mean by "Portable"
"Portable" shit, Encyclopedia Britannica looks at that and says, " Aint no amount of Extenze gonna make us that big"
"Portable" what the fuck do you mean by "Portable"
You'd need a mobile platform 100 times the size of the one that moves the space shuttle to the launch pad.
"Portable" What the fuck do you mean by "Portable"?
This book makes "War and Peace" look like a flier insert you find in your grocery cart at the super market.
"Portable" What the fuck do you mean by "portable"?
In all seriousness, I loved the book although I thought the title was not matching it's size.
Just being silly folks.
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