Jesus loves you and your all gonna burn in hell! [YOU RESPOND]

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Jesus loves you and your all gonna burn in hell! [YOU RESPOND]

From: vwswoman1@aol.com
Sent: Thursday, October 15, 2009 2:09 PM
Subject: [Defend my God!] TO ignorant people

kristen sent a message using the contact form at
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JESUS LOVES YOU! YES HE DOES!  and your all gonna burn in hell!

 

 

(seriously, that's the whole e-mail)

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Jesus loves me, yes i know.

Jesus loves me, yes i know. But i don't love him, and he knows it. I told him over 25 years ago. He needs to get some counseling and move on. He's only hurting himself.

I've found someone else and i'm happy, now. He should be happy for me and realize that what we had was not good. it was abusive and manipulative. And his dad was a real prick.

Stop sending me letters, texts, and voice mails, Jesus. We're through. Try eharmony. There's lots of suckers, there. 

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Jesus fucking H!

Kristen, you know he watches you when you shower, do number two's and diddle yourself, right?

 

He's a sick peeping Tom is what he is. Come over to the rational side, baby, we've got all the hot chicks and logic you could want.

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And this is what is commonly

And this is what is commonly known as battered woman's syndrome.  The woman's partner claims to love her, yet abuses her and makes her fear for her life.

 

Jesus claims to love me, yet verbally abuses me (by calling me a sinner) and makes me fear for my life (threats of hell).

 

Seek help.  Now.

Liberate your mind. Fuck religion.


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That short little email

That short little email illustrates the christian belief beautifully.

 

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Sorry ole'sport

RationalResponseSquad wrote:

From: vwswoman1@aol.com
Sent: Thursday, October 15, 2009 2:09 PM
Subject: [Defend my God!] TO ignorant people

kristen sent a message using the contact form at
http://www.rationalresponders.com/contact.
 

JESUS LOVES YOU! YES HE DOES!  and your all gonna burn in hell!

 

 

(seriously, that's the whole e-mail)

 

 

     J.C. is just gonna havtah  learn to get over me,   I suggest counciling maybe even throw out an earthquake or tsunami or two. Killing off a few hundred thousand innocents always makes him feel better.

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just wondering rrs crew, was

just wondering rrs crew, was my post deleted from this section becuase i said this "guys this email shouldn't even have been posted?"  or what i dont get it.


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A post wouldn't be deleted

A post wouldn't be deleted unless it was in violation of the rules of conduct   http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/the_rational_response_squad_radio_show/the_rational_response_squad/2713

If all you said was "This guys email shouldn't have been posted" I don't see where that is a violation of the rules of conduct.

Is it possible you accidentally posted to a different forum?

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Jesus loves me, he loves me

Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, cause he always puts skippy in my lunch.


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Im pretty sure i double checked

Im pretty sure i posted it here i read it after and scrolled up.  My exact post was something like

 

Guys i think this shouldnt have been posted, verbal cow manure.

no substance, just DELETE it!!!

 

im sure i posted it here


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NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:Im

NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

Im pretty sure i posted it here i read it after and scrolled up.  My exact post was something like

 

Guys i think this shouldnt have been posted, verbal cow manure.

no substance, just DELETE it!!!

 

im sure i posted it here

wow, that's a lot of time wasted complaining about a post that you thought was a waste of time. verbal cow manure, indeed.

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NoMoreCrazyPeople, I deleted

NoMoreCrazyPeople, I deleted one of your posts recently but only because I thought you were telling me to.  It might've been here, but your recollection of what was said i the post isn't fully matching mine.

I remember...

 

"No post here... delete this post" 

 

Anyway, don't sweat it, it was an accident if it was on my end. 

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i dont sweat easily

no worries, just wanted to know if i broke a rule i didnt know about.  I ment delete his email,   not my decision ofcoarse its your site, but this post does nothing for discussion of anykind.  Atleast "your going to hell" and then why would have been enough, but this is just meaningless. 


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djneibarger wrote:wow,

djneibarger wrote:

wow, that's a lot of time wasted complaining about a post that you thought was a waste of time. verbal cow manure, indeed.

ummmm, i wanted to know why so i dont break the rule again, i could care less about a post i wrote about his email being read.


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Really, I would not

Really, I would not sweat having a post deleted here. The same thing happened to me just a couple of days ago. I am sure of the deletion because I know I read the reply to it and that is gone as well. I have no idea why that happened but I have gotten to know this bunch and if there was a real problem, I am sure that someone would have gone to the trouble to send me a message or an email.

 

Hell but if a mod disagrees with me here, they normally have no problem posting their position in the thread where the matter comes up. When that happens, I feel free to fire right back at them. Despite that, I have yet to find that there are any mods here who are gripped with the royal sense of superiority that is all too common on other forums.

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RationalResponseSquad wrote:

RationalResponseSquad wrote:

 

JESUS LOVES YOU! YES HE DOES!  and your all gonna burn in hell!

 

 

 

   Okay, thanks for the heads up, dude. 'preciate it !

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NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:no

NoMoreCrazyPeople wrote:

no worries, just wanted to know if i broke a rule i didnt know about.  I ment delete his email,   not my decision ofcoarse its your site, but this post does nothing for discussion of anykind.  Atleast "your going to hell" and then why would have been enough, but this is just meaningless. 

 

I agree, I normally combine 10 "meaningless" emails into one thread.  The purpose of course is simply to give the reader an idea of the kind of mail we get.  I don't post all of it, I try to post a good cross section.  Honestly about 25% of what we get is meaningless like that.  Here's three more that don't have much weight to them... [feel free to respond]

 

 

 

 

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From: rkeplinger@nycap.rr.com

Subject: [Defend my God!] fix me: you said you could help

I believe in God the Father almighty creator of heaven and earth and in

Jesus Christ his only son our lord he was concieved by the power of the

Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary. Help me???!!!

 

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Subject: [Defend my God!] one more thing

Carmen Dunigan sent a message using the contact form at

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oh, and if you think you can "fix me" believing in God then you have a

serious issue. The Bible says that no one or thing can seperate me from

the love of God, so just try, you won't succeed!!!!! I will put your site

on my prayer list at church!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

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From: getready@TheComingRapture.com

Subject: [Defend my God!] Prayer

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The God of Abraham, Issac, and Jacob loves you very much. If you do not

take Jesus as your Savior before your death, you will be eternally

separated from God who is all that is good and right. That is hell. I

cannot stress enough how important this is. I will pray for you and your

group of followers. Thank you for your time. www.TheComimgRapture.com

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Props!!!

Brian, i dont know how you do it bro, filtering through all these emails would make my brain explode.  Props!!! 


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They're praying for us.

I have to wonder how many people have told me that they'll pray for me.  And I know that hundreds, if not thousands, have told you, Brian, that they'll pray for you and everyone else here.  How many people have converted to Christianity since then?  Um, NONE!  I hope these fundies realize that praying doesn't work, and therefore their god isn't there.

Liberate your mind. Fuck religion.


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 From: crd1977@yahoo.com

Subject: [Defend my God!] one more thing

Carmen Dunigan sent a message using the contact form at

http://www.rationalresponders.com/contact.

oh, and if you think you can "fix me" believing in God then you have a

serious issue. The Bible says that no one or thing can seperate me from

the love of God, so just try, you won't succeed!!!!! I will put your site

on my prayer list at church!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can put web sites on prayers lists? Isn't that, like, free advertising for us?

Nobody I know was brainwashed into being an atheist.

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 Quote: From:

 

Quote:

 

From: rkeplinger@nycap.rr.com

Subject: [Defend my God!] fix me: you said you could help

I believe in God the Father almighty creator of heaven and earth and in

Jesus Christ his only son our lord he was conceived by the power of the

Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary. Help me???!!!

I think you are beyond help. Reciting a creed to defend your views is a pointless exercise. Is this the best you can do?

I don't believe in no god, father, son or holy ghost. If Mary was a real person & pregnant, she was no virgin. Your belief is just as unreal as Zeus banging Alcmene resulting in Hercules (Herakles) conception.

 

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From: crd1977@yahoo.com

Subject: [Defend my God!] one more thing

Carmen Dunigan sent a message using the contact form at

http://www.rationalresponders.com/contact.

oh, and if you think you can "fix me" believing in God then you have a

serious issue. The Bible says that no one or thing can seperate me from

the love of God, so just try, you won't succeed!!!!! I will put your site

on my prayer list at church!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Gee, thanks for advertising our site to your church. Perhaps those who are falling from belief will get the strength to come to our site to come back to reality.

   

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From: getready@TheComingRapture.com

Subject: [Defend my God!] Prayer

Tara Tweed sent a message using the contact form at

http://www.rationalresponders.com/contact.

The God of Abraham, Issac, and Jacob loves you very much. If you do not

take Jesus as your Savior before your death, you will be eternally

separated from God who is all that is good and right. That is hell. I

cannot stress enough how important this is. I will pray for you and your

group of followers. Thank you for your time. www.TheComimgRapture.com

Are you sure you got this right? Perhaps the Muslims do as they make the same claim as you. Except of course for your promotion of Jesus to God from his position as a prophet. This may get you sent to Muslim Hell. Or maybe Thor is the real God and you won't get into Valhalla.

If you believe in the rapture, have I got a web site for you. They will deliver your message to your non-believing loved ones and friends after you are taken, Go to postrapturepost.com

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RationalResponseSquad

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JESUS LOVES YOU! YES HE DOES!  and your all gonna burn in hell!

 

 

It's a bit simple of me, I know, but could some monster brain here explain to me how it's possible for god to demand punishment as part of

the process of forgiveness?

 

 

 

 

 

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RationalResponseSquad wrote:

RationalResponseSquad wrote:
JESUS LOVES YOU! YES HE DOES!  and your all gonna burn in hell!

I'd be tempted to think that this was meant as a joke.  However, I've encountered enough truly nutty theists to know that it could be sincere.

 

Reality is the graveyard of the gods.


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 I have already burned in

 I have already burned in hell!!! I've even faced death alot of times and I'm even just 13!!! ahahaha!!!

guess... I'm not allowed here huh?

whatever... xD.... hehehe 

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 he loves you and HE NEEDS

 he loves you and HE NEEDS MONEYYYYY!!!!