5 Objections to Modern-Day Atheism
About 300 hundred years ago, there was a little boy, but he grew up. This man's name was Jicardy, and he was known for his long greasy hair that he never washed. Well it wasn't long before he cut off his mullet, and the people of the old Georgia town of the thirteen colonies were very happy that he did so.
He lived on, and he became an exceptional horse-shoe player until he pulled eight-teen ligaments in his elbow when he tried to toss the world's largest horse shoe weighing in at 43.21 lbs. He became very lonely, and he lost a lot of his friends.
While he stayed in his crap-covered hut in the middle of Atlanta, a man came to see him with good news. The man told him that he would soon become a very rich Jicardy with a lot of friends. Well the next day Jicardy blew up from spontanious human explosion. His body parts were spread over a 1/4 mile radius.