Here's where your wrong you satan-lovers
There once was a 90 year-old man who had warts (but he got them removed - they were on his feet). This man was Japanese, and he liked to carve things, but he lived all by himself. He was so alone that he talked to his carvings. He lived in a little hut in the mountains. He decided one day that he would carve a giant dragon panda on the top of a great mountain overlooking a village. It took him 3 months to complete the carving, but eventually he was done after hard work and gallons of sweat (which isn't good for old people).
Well to his suprise, there was a horrible storm that broke the statue from the bottom, and it rolled down the mountain. It killed everyone in the village by squishing them with their guts flying out everywhere.
The old man was traumatized, and he went into his hut where he live 7 more years until he died - all alone with no one to talk to.