Jesus returned in 2007, I have proof
Back in 1986 I received a booklet describing how the Bible predicts that Jesus will return in 2007 and all the good Christians will be raptured. For some sick reason I kept it. Probably as a wee lad I wanted to mock fundies by pointing out how they were wrong. Sure, it's 2009 and I'm just getting around to it but here it is:
And yes, these booklets are still for sale.