A gift for Clockcat

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A gift for Clockcat

 Maybe our very own Kelly will help UN-gay you:

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You were warned once.  Now you're banned.  Better luck next sock puppet.


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Duplicate post.


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:3

Here you go, you look like you need some Mika. Laughing out loud


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looks like somebody has a

looks like somebody has a stalker


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ClockCat wrote:Here you go,

ClockCat wrote:
Here you go, you look like you need some Mika. Laughing out loud

Do you get sexually turned on by looking at your own cock in the mirror?

Did you get excited when it is time for gym class and you can watch all the cute boys strip down to their skivvies?  

Do you like your men big and hairy?  


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Poor Matt - he wants Kelly

Poor Matt - he wants Kelly so badly but can't scrape up the money to pay for it.

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BostonRedSox wrote:ClockCat

BostonRedSox wrote:

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Here you go, you look like you need some Mika. Laughing out loud

Do you get sexually turned on by looking at your own cock in the mirror?

Did you get excited when it is time for gym class and you can watch all the cute boys strip down to their skivvies?  

Do you like your men big and hairy?  

You really are very curious about me, aren't you?

You did bring up big and hairy...so now I'm obligated to post bearforce1.

Look what you did!

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ClockCat wrote: You really

ClockCat wrote:
 You really are very curious about me, aren't you?

 

I'm just curious about the psychology of fags.  I'm hoping one day we can cure the disease.


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Hilarious and bad

ClockCat wrote:
BostonRedSox wrote:

ClockCat wrote:
Here you go, you look like you need some Mika. Laughing out loud

Do you get sexually turned on by looking at your own cock in the mirror?

Did you get excited when it is time for gym class and you can watch all the cute boys strip down to their skivvies?  

Do you like your men big and hairy?  

You really are very curious about me, aren't you? You did bring up big and hairy...so now I'm obligated to post bearforce1. Look what you did!

 

Perhaps the funniest bad video I've seen in a long time .... like a month or two, at least!

god -- I tried you on for size.... you were a little long in the crotch, loose in the waist, short in the length and you made my butt look extra flat. I had to take you back for an exchange.


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I'll give $100

jcgadfly wrote:

Poor Matt - he wants Kelly so badly but can't scrape up the money to pay for it.

 

If it means that I will never have to be subjected to that video and that picture again, I'll ante up $100 for the Matt on Kelly fund. 

god -- I tried you on for size.... you were a little long in the crotch, loose in the waist, short in the length and you made my butt look extra flat. I had to take you back for an exchange.


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BostonRedSox wrote:

ClockCat wrote:
 You really are very curious about me, aren't you?

 

I'm just curious about the psychology of fags.  I'm hoping one day we can cure the disease.


And I thought you were a fan.

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 Im sure boston redsocks

 Im sure boston redsocks just wants to blow the horn of gonder...

P.S. I change my avitar just for him...... he is special.

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Lol- 'Horn of Gondor.' Great

Lol- 'Horn of Gondor.' Great stuff.


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BostonRedSox wrote:Do you

BostonRedSox wrote:
Do you get sexually turned on by looking at your own cock in the mirror?

Did you get excited when it is time for gym class and you can watch all the cute boys strip down to their skivvies?  

Do you like your men big and hairy?  

Hmmm... sounds like questions for the Pope.


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Shit! The fuckers won't

Shit!

The fuckers won't even ban me from this place!

It's not like I don't keep trying, but REALLY... ya gotta be a bit more subtle than calling the Mods "fuckers" like I just did.


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treat2 wrote:Shit! The

treat2 wrote:
Shit! The fuckers won't even ban me from this place! It's not like I don't keep trying, but REALLY... ya gotta be a bit more subtle than calling the Mods "fuckers" like I just did.

I honestly don't think you have what it takes to be Matt. I read a couple of his posts after he got banned to see what the fuss was about, and I just don't think you're nutty enough.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

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Goddamn father fuckers!

Goddamn father fuckers!


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treat2 wrote:Goddamn father

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Goddamn father fuckers!

 

Im still here... so obviously you have no chance Treat...

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treat2 wrote:Goddamn father

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Goddamn father fuckers!

Why you talkin' 'bout my baby momma?

 

.... Here, let me break it down for you:

I have a child.

The mother of my child fucks me (from time to time- we live at a considerable distance from each other)

Therefore, she is a father fucker.

 

FAIL!

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spike.barnett wrote: I

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I honestly don't think ... you're nutty enough.

Don't bet on it.

The guardians of this site, are terrified of me!

AFTER the Mods got to know me:

1)They cut my connection immediately after my second response to any post

and

2)insert something into the datasream which forces continual reboots in order to reestablish a connection to the Net.

and

3)they extended my logon time
to a minimum of 5 minutes bfore I can view the recent post screen.

and

4) they limit the number of keystrokes between different URLs on the site, approximately to a maximum of four.

Had I not used ALL OF the same hardware and software that the PDA connects to, AND had I any problems at other foumd that were even remotely similar, AND
had these problems not occurred after my being on this without any problems on day's 1 and 2, I could attribute the actions of this site's paranoid Guardians, but that's not at all possible, esp. as I've never had any such problems at other Boards.

In short, bro... what you're not seeing is moronic hypocritical censorship in action, by "defenders of frre speech".

Let's just say that they're shaking in their boots, as they await what they assure to be a maximum of 2 posts.

They're fucking pussies.


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... slightly more

... slightly more interesting... please continue!


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BTW That rip on them

BTW That rip on them resulted on my posting limit being set down to 1

AND "

a connection termination after 17 KB

AND

feeding some gabage to fuck my connection, as well.

None of it was unexpected, as it's happened dozens of other times I didn't even bother to mention above.

Pussies.


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and your sure its not the

and your sure its not the porn in the background?

like... really... REALLY sure?


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treat2 wrote:BTW That rip on

treat2 wrote:
BTW That rip on them resulted on my posting limit being set down to 1 AND " a connection termination after 17 KB AND feeding some gabage to fuck my connection, as well. None of it was unexpected, as it's happened dozens of other times I didn't even bother to mention above. Pussies.


Sorry, I had to finish laughing first.


Let me get this straight: you believe that moderators from this site are actively hacking your computer?


And it also happens on other sites?


I suggest you check your computer as the source of the problem, rather than assuming every site you visit is hacking your computer. That might be a touch more sane.


 

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treat2 wrote:spike.barnett

treat2 wrote:
spike.barnett wrote:
I honestly don't think ... you're nutty enough.
Don't bet on it. The guardians of this site, are terrified of me! AFTER the Mods got to know me: 1)They cut my connection immediately after my second response to any post and 2)insert something into the datasream which forces continual reboots in order to reestablish a connection to the Net. and 3)they extended my logon time to a minimum of 5 minutes bfore I can view the recent post screen. and 4) they limit the number of keystrokes between different URLs on the site, approximately to a maximum of four. Had I not used ALL OF the same hardware and software that the PDA connects to, AND had I any problems at other foumd that were even remotely similar, AND had these problems not occurred after my being on this without any problems on day's 1 and 2, I could attribute the actions of this site's paranoid Guardians, but that's not at all possible, esp. as I've never had any such problems at other Boards. In short, bro... what you're not seeing is moronic hypocritical censorship in action, by "defenders of frre speech". Let's just say that they're shaking in their boots, as they await what they assure to be a maximum of 2 posts. They're fucking pussies.

Wow parafuckingnoid here, shit last time I had this happen it was because I was using a cheap ass router. Maybe if you bothered to check for viruses, maybe try doing a clean install or shit get a decent connection that might do wonders. But the mods hacking you? HAHAHAHAHA shit dood it's not like your some power sacry person, your a fucking person on a computer with nothing really much to say.


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treat2 wrote:Don't bet on

treat2 wrote:
Don't bet on it...

Blah... blah... blah...

They're fucking pussies.

Well, I guess we better pack it in. We had a good run. He was bound to beat us eventually.

What's that you say? Even if all that were true it doesn't make a god damn difference?

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

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*Puts up 'Don't Feed the

*Puts up 'Don't Feed the Troll' sign*


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crazymonkie wrote:*Puts up

crazymonkie wrote:

*Puts up 'Don't Feed the Troll' sign*

I just can't help myself. He makes it so easy.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Guy has a point

Guy has a point though.

 

 

After being on this site for about six months I noticed that the weather had completely changed outside in the meantime!

Not only that but Obama got elected, I got the 'flu twice AND my computer morphed from a Dell to a Compaq.

 

These fuckers are powerful, man!

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Nordmann wrote:Guy has a

Nordmann wrote:

Guy has a point though.

After being on this site for about six months I noticed that the weather had completely changed outside in the meantime!

I'm in favor of the gods of this site. The weather has only improved in my area. Because of their grace we have sun and rain. We will soon reap the rewards of this seasons bountiful harvest, thanks to the mod gods here. In their infinite wisdom they chose to bestow us with heavenly weather in this, the land of milk and honey...

Ramen

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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