Religious fail!!!

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He face-planted for your

He face-planted for your sins. Now, go forth and faceplant no more, unless we get to see video of it later.

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funknotik

funknotik wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPG2HLyVdOg

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnFmTuGVyc

 

 

Just awesome!! Brings a smile to my dirty Atheist face!!!

 

 

Those were precious! (I laughed my ass off.)
I loved it when they had to RE-crucify jesus.
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I think haysus was drunk. 

I think haysus was drunk.  Was he wearing a diaper?

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Oh holy mother Mary of

Oh holy mother Mary of Jeebus!

I almost peed everywhere when the statue crashed. Oh man, you can't buy that kind of awesome in stores.


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The second one seems kind of

The second one seems kind of sad, like a kid who just broke a toy.

The first one I think is made comedy gold by the pathetic little "ah!" sound that Jesus makes right before he falls off.

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JillSwift wrote:He

JillSwift wrote:

He face-planted for your sins.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Answers in Gene Simmons

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Sure.

Squeeze your head, shit-for-brains.


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treat2 wrote:Sure. Squeeze

treat2 wrote:
Sure. Squeeze your head, shit-for-brains.

Can't you guys just ban this douchebag already? That's clearly what he's here for. He's made it obvious that he doesn't want to contribute anything but insults. He just wants to add another tally mark to his running count of sites that have banned him, as he thinks it is the epitome of e-thug credibility.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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