The Greatest Religious War of the 21st Century
This one is now deserving of its own thread, considering how many others it has now affected.
In the clearly more awesomer corner, we have The Great Moose, Creator of the Heavens and Earth, Inventor of Ice Cream, Spontaneous generator of Beer, and original Designer of The Bikini.
In the other corner, some nonsense about Leave it to Beaver and ill-tempered pandas, who are grouchy and will probably attack you given a chance.
(All they have to eat is bamboo. You'd be cranky, too.)
Why must you take sides? Because that's how insanity (or an American political discussion) works. Also, if you don't, the Demon Zebra will get you.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence