List of Gods

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List of Gods

 Here's a list to give theists some real choice in their worship. Make sure to pick the right god, because if you don't, the real one(s) will be very upset.

 

(source: http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/bl/bl_myth_gods_index.htm)

 

- A -

 

Agdistis or Angdistis

Ah Puch

Ahura Mazda

Alberich

Allah

Amaterasu

An

Anansi

Anat

Andvari

Anshar

Anu

Aphrodite

Apollo

Apsu

Ares

Artemis

Asclepius

Athena

Athirat

Athtart

Atlas

 

- B -

 

Baal

Ba Xian

Bacchus

Balder

Bast

Bellona

Bergelmir

Bes

Bixia Yuanjin

Bragi

Brahma

Brigit

 

- C -

 

Camaxtli

Captain Pineapple

Ceres

Ceridwen

Cernunnos

Chac

Chalchiuhtlicue

Charun

Chemosh

Cheng-huang

Cybele

 

- D -

 

Dagon

Damkina (Dumkina)

Davlin

Dawn

Demeter

Diana

Di Cang

Dionysus

 

- E -

 

Ea

El

Enki

Enlil

Eos

Epona

Ereskigal

 

- F -

 

Farbauti

Fenrir

Forseti

Freya

Freyr

Frigg

 

- G -

 

Gaia

Ganesha

Ganga

Garuda

Gauri

Geb

Geong Si

 

- H -

 

Hades

Hanuman

Hathor

Hecate (Hekate)

Helios

Heng-o (Chang-o)

Hephaestus

Hera

Hermes

Hestia

Hod

Hoderi

Hoori

Horus

Hotei

Huitzilopochtli

Hsi-Wang-Mu

Hygeia

 

- I -

 

Inanna

Inti

Iris

Ishtar

Isis

Ixtab

Izanaki

Izanami

 

- J -

 

Jake

Jesus

Juno

Jupiter

Juturna

 

- K -

 

Kagutsuchi

Kartikeya

Kevin R Brown

Khepri

Ki

Kingu

Kinich Ahau

Kishar

Krishna

Kukulcan

 

- L -

 

Lakshmi

Liza

Loki

Lugh

Luna

 

- M -

 

Magna Mater

Maia

Marduk

Mars

Medb

Mercury

Mimir

Minerva

Mithras

Morrigan

Mot

Mummu

Muses

 

- N -

 

Nammu

Nanna

Nanna (Norse)

Nanse

Neith

Nemesis

Nephthys

Neptune

Nergal

Ninazu

Ninhurzag

Nintu

Ninurta

Njord

Nut

 

- O -

 

Odin

Ohkuninushi

Ohyamatsumi

Orgelmir

Osiris

Ostara

 

- P -

 

Pan

Parvati

Phaethon

Phoebe

Phoebus Apollo

Pilumnus

Poseidon

 

- Q -

 

Quetzalcoatl

 

- R -

 

Rama

Re

Rhea

 

- S -

 

Sabazius

Sarasvati

Selene

Shiva

Seshat

Seti (Set)

Shamash

Shapsu

Shen Yi

Shiva

Shu

Si-Wang-Mu

Sin

Sirona

Sol

Surya

Susanoh

 

- T -

 

Tawaret

Tefnut

Tezcatlipoca

Thanatos

Thor

Tiamat

Tlaloc

Tonatiuh

Toyo-Uke-Bime

Tyche

Tyr

 

- U -

 

Utu

Uzume

 

- V -

 

Venus

Vesta

Vishnu

Volturnus

Vulcan

 

- W -

 

Will

 

- X -

 

Xipe

Xi Wang-mu

Xochipilli

Xochiquetzal

 

- Y -

 

Yam

Yarikh

Yhwh

Ymir

Yu-huang

Yum Kimil

 

- Z -

 

Zeus

 

[edit]

There were glaring omissions in the "J" and "W" sections.

 

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I pick Krisna. Go Bhagavad

I pick Krisna. Go Bhagavad Gita!


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seems to be missing the 4

seems to be missing the 4 best gods of all time... >.>... and Jake...


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Christos wrote:I pick

Christos wrote:

I pick Krisna. Go Bhagavad Gita!

They don't make everyone wear that ponytail and play the tambourine, do they? To tell you the truth, I have no idea what that shit's about. That seems about on par with Scientology, as far as the kook factor goes. Am I missing a great enlightenment?

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The Doomed Soul wrote:seems

The Doomed Soul wrote:

seems to be missing the 4 best gods of all time... >.>... and Jake...

What four best gods? I just put up the ones that have had large cults. It's not a meritocracy of invisible friends or anything like that.

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He means the four major

He means the four major Chaos Gods of Games Workshop's Warhammer universes (Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40.000)

 

They probably have a fairly big cult following among nerdy war gamers, but I'm not sure they warant a place on the list. Not anymore than "the Force" from Star Wars does anyway.

 

And to Doomy: "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the throne of Khorne!"

Huzzah!

 

(Allthough I've always been most partial to Slaanesh myself, I don't know his warcry, or even if he has one)

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I was spawned from original sin
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The Force from Star

The Force from Star Wars and Q from Star Trek both qualify as gods. They're just as real as anything else on that list. Get 'em in there!

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Nikolaj wrote:They probably

Nikolaj wrote:

They probably have a fairly big cult following among nerdy war gamers, but I'm not sure they warant a place on the list. Not anymore than "the Force" from Star Wars does anyway.

I'd warrant they have a large following then a full quarter of all the gods on that list ;-p

 

Nikolaj wrote:

(Allthough I've always been most partial to Slaanesh myself, I don't know his warcry, or even if he has one)

  I would imagine it goes something like.... "Sex! we need more sex! and drugs!... alcohol too!"

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  Ah!... there we are

 

 

Ah!... there we are


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HisWillness wrote: - N

HisWillness wrote:

 - N -

 

Nergal

 

 

 

I stand corrected... make that 3... and Jake

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Nikolaj wrote:Huzzah!Oh, I

Nikolaj wrote:

Huzzah!

Oh, I see.

...

Will you look at that: Wikipedia has a section called "fictional gods". I think they mean "purposely fictional gods". Don't they?

Should I just put myself on that list?

 

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HisWillness wrote:They don't

HisWillness wrote:

They don't make everyone wear that ponytail and play the tambourine, do they? To tell you the truth, I have no idea what that shit's about. That seems about on par with Scientology, as far as the kook factor goes. Am I missing a great enlightenment?

My Bhagavad Gita comment was a joke. I mean, I do like the Bhagavad Gita to understand Hinduism. Emerson really liked it for philosophical reasons. I'm not sure why, because I Krisna persuades Arjuna away from non-violence.

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Good work, Will. Very

Good work, Will.

 

Very complete compilation. Smiling


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Yes very nice. Almost as

Yes very nice. Almost as good as the one being done on the Richard Dawkins forums.


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I don't think that their is

I don't think that theirs is likely as Komplete as this one.

 

Ahem.


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Christos wrote:My Bhagavad

Christos wrote:
My Bhagavad Gita comment was a joke.

Yes, I do have a sense of humour. I put myself on the list, after all. I just thought you might know something about the Bhagavad Gita. I know nothing about it, and didn't want to base my judgements on tambourine-playing toga people.

Christos wrote:
I mean, I do like the Bhagavad Gita to understand Hinduism. Emerson really liked it for philosophical reasons. I'm not sure why, because I Krisna persuades Arjuna away from non-violence.

Emerson was one of those "first-rate intelligence" people that F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote about, in that he could explore complicated positions without endangering his even keel. He's enjoyable to read for that reason, I'd say. 

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Kevin R Brown wrote:Good

Kevin R Brown wrote:

Good work, Will.

Very complete compilation. Smiling

Don't think that I'm keeping your little addition in bold, you sneaky bugger. 

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Ciarin wrote:Yes very nice.

Ciarin wrote:

Yes very nice. Almost as good as the one being done on the Richard Dawkins forums.

What? There's no mention of me at all on that list! This is obviously the superior list.

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Quote:Don't think that I'm

Quote:
Don't think that I'm keeping your little addition in bold, you sneaky bugger.

...Oh, my.

How did that get in there? Sticking out tongue

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"Natasha has just come up to the window from the courtyard and opened it wider so that the air may enter more freely into my room. I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and violence, and enjoy it to the full."

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At the temple of

At the temple of ASTARTE, all they ever do is party
    Fill your cup and drink up hearty, and it's good enough for me.*

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There are some who practice SHINTO, in the back seat of a Pinto While tuned in to Doc Demento, but they're good enough for me.*

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

If you never pray to LOKI, and say THOR's a little hokey Then you'll wind up in the pokey, `cause they're good enough for me.*

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

I will be a modern DRUID, I will drink transmission fluid I'll do anything that you would, `cause it's good enough for me.*

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will sacrifice to SHIVA, thirty chickens and a beaver If you are a true believer, then it's good enough for you.*

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Oh, this verse is for ERIS, who is the Goddess of Chaos Which is why it doesn't rhyme or scan, but it's good enough for me.*

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GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

You can venerate BUBASTES, if you get a little practice If you need help you can ask us, and it's good enough for me.

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

If you want an atom bo-omb, you can always pray to CROM Better hide it from your Mom, but it's good enough for me.*

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Well, I programmed my computer to be just as wise as BUDDHA Day by day it's getting lewder, which is good enough for me.*

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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Some folks worship baby JESUS, every Sunday on their kneeses Then they does just what they pleases, for the rest of every week.*

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Better pray a little louder, to the god who makes gunpowder STYPHON detonates a doubter, and that's good enough for me.*

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

In the middle of creation, AZATHOTH makes ululation He's a gross abomination, but he's good enough for me.*

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

The malign ILLUMINATI watch you while you're on the potty; Though their plots are slightly dotty, they're still good enough 4 me*

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Oh, the REVEREND JERRY FALWELL doesn't seem to be at all well For he doesn't use his call well - he's not good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

You will get a psychic booster if you follow ZARATHUSTRA It might not be what you're used ter, but it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

It was good enough for ODIN, though that croaking was forebodin', Till at last the Giants rode in, but it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

SCIENTOLOGY professes to clean up my psychic messes And a remedy that's less is just not good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

If you follow ZOROASTER and you seek a Perfect Master You will get to heaven faster, and it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

APEP shall return as my god, crocodilian green bipod, He was good enough for Izod, and he's good enough for me!

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Well, the CHRISTIANS are a-hummin, cause they say their God is comin', Our God's come now two times runnin', and the Goddess at least three!

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Let's sing praise to QUETZALCOATL, find a virgin we can throttle, Put her heart into a bottle, and it's good enough for me!

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

I thought I saw QUETZALCOATL, in the bottom of my bottle, It was just an axolotl, but it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Be the GREAT SPIRIT's devotee, on the mesa smoke peyote, Till you think you're a coyote, and you're good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

AZATHOTH is in his Chaos, and that really should dismay us, But if he came here, he'd slay us, so that's good enough for me!

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Oh, dey call me TORQUEMADA; I burn Lutherans in Granada, It's all for da Holy Fadda, and it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Let us worship like EGYPTIANS, pyramids to put our crypts in, Fill the subways with inscriptions, and it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will reverence TUONI, cause we know he's not a phony, Being dead is rather homey, and it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Now we all should reverence TYR, who the Fenris Wolf did fear, Though limp-wristed, he's not queer, and he's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We'll sing praises to APOLLO, where the sun-god leads we'll follow, Though his head's a little hollow, he's still good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Don't neglect that shrine of ZEUS's, though he's lost his vital juices, Still the old boy has his uses, and he's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Let us worship chaste DIANA, she's been chaste since she began-a, Chased from Rome to Texarkana, and she's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will reverence to RA, cause we don't have to go fa, We just stand there and say A-ah, and it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Here is one thing that I do know - Zeus's favorite is JUNO, Cuase she's awfully good at - you know, and she's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Mjandirism's not forgotten; we will toast to Horliadon; Keep it up until we're sodden, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

KALI's vengeance is a brewing, against all the evil-doing, It was she shot J. R. Ewing, and that's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will jump the old bonfire, though the flames are soaring higher; If you miss you join the pyre, and that's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will raise our cups to BRAGGI, and we'll drink until we're groggy, And the pretzels all get soggy, but it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

If you pray to old URANUS, then your crime is truly heinous; You can stick it in your songbook, cause it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will praise the god TOUTATIS, when the pagan frenzy's got us; Though it strains the epiglottis, still it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Let us go and worship MIN, though they tell us it's a sin; New morality is in, and it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will prase HUEHUETEOTL, sit around and chew peyotl, Till we're absolutely totalled, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will all bow down to ALLAH, for he gave his loyal follow- Ers the mighty petro-dollar, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will go and worship BUDDHA, of the gods there are none cuter; Comes in silver, brass, and pewter, which is choice enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will visit the INFERNO, just to watch those sinners burn-o, Dante must have been on Sterno, but he's good enough for me.*

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will even worship YODA, though he's small as an iota; He fulfills his Jedi quota, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will gather on the LAMMAS, it is writ in Nostradamus; Then we'll take off our pajamas, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will worship ZARATHUSTRA, we will worship like we use'ta; I'm a Zarathustra boosta, cause he's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We'll pay homage to GODZILLA; in the Oriental thriller, He did in the big gorilla, and he's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Oh, at Troy no one was meaner than the goddess, great ATHENA; Mopped them up with Ajax cleaner, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Oh, the Welsh gods you announce 'em, ask me my gods to renounce 'em, But your gods, I can't pronounce 'em - they're not good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will ask a boon of MIMIR, as the northern lights they glimmer; I would not mind being slimmer, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We went off to worship VENUS, and by gosh, you should have seen us; Now the clinic has to screen us, which is good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

We will read the KAMA SUTRA; the positions are quite outra, But as long as you're not neutra, then it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

When I first became a PAGAN, it was daring and outragin'; Now my circle's started agin', but it's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

PORCELAIN RALPH'S the Navy's patron, accepts anything you put in; Comforts sailors on the ocean, and he's good enough for me.

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION,
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

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Cthulhu Crom Dagoth  

Cthulhu

 

Crom

 

Dagoth

 

 

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Cthulhu

Crom

Dagoth

 

Im starting to think, this list is terribly incomplete o_O

 

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 They're like weeds, these

 They're like weeds, these freaking gods! I still can't justify putting in the "fictional" ones, despite a feeling that they might as well go in. When gods are worshipped ironically (obviously, I'm not worshipped ironically, and I actually exist, which makes me more prominent than the other gods) it diminishes their stature.

That god of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll from a sci-fi fantasy game would be a good example. Not that I don't think his place in the pantheon is level to other gods, I just don't think he's worshipped in a literal sense by anything but fictional characters.

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That god of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll from a sci-fi fantasy game would be a good example. Not that I don't think his place in the pantheon is level to other gods, I just don't think he's worshipped in a literal sense by anything but fictional characters.

 

"Literal sense"? as in by the books and not in a half-ass, even joking manner? then i would have to agree to a point... as theoretically, no sane person could possibly worship any Chaos god >.>

 

 

If anything, i think some gods are indeed "jokingly" worshipped for the very reason that they dont exist! (Odd right? i know o_O )

Cthulhu, a recent example. How many times you heard some one say something about Cthulhu? A joke about Cthulhu for president, or destroying the world,  i classify this as a form of Mock Worship. Guess the difference is between Real and Mock, is just how far the worshipper is willing to go...  Will some one sacrifice themselves in the name of Raptor Jesus? No... but that wont stop them from resiting Raptor prayers  (i've had an MMO guildmate pull that one out of nowhere >.<  )

 

Just ask Niko, if Slaanesh really, truly, 100% did exist, I can say for a fact Niko wouldnt worship him, but he may joke of it, as i do Khorne.

 

heh, this is all probably a good topic for another discussion

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Actually "Allah" isn't a name, it's the Arabic word for God.

 

 


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 They're like weeds, these freaking gods! I still can't justify putting in the "fictional" ones, despite a feeling that they might as well go in. When gods are worshipped ironically (obviously, I'm not worshipped ironically, and I actually exist, which makes me more prominent than the other gods) it diminishes their stature.

That god of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll from a sci-fi fantasy game would be a good example. Not that I don't think his place in the pantheon is level to other gods, I just don't think he's worshipped in a literal sense by anything but fictional characters.

Well then you have no argument for the Force. There are in fact people out there who believe in it. Whether sad or not, I must give them that at least it's better than most if not all other religions.

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They're like weeds, these freaking gods! I still can't justify putting in the "fictional" ones, despite a feeling that they might as well go in.

 

Well, ironically, I was the first person to put religion into Star Trek. Back when TNG was still in production, most of the people who were into the Klingon thing were running neo-paganism. So I set out to come up with a Klingon religion.

 

Since it was pretty much required to do something that would be obviously different from what happened on Earth, I decided that Klingons are not atheists but yet have no gods. They used to have gods but it is part of the defining character of Klingons that they got rid of them while still retaining the trappings of religion. In fact, I can tell from various episodes that someone from Paramount must have read the material that I used to put on the fan tables.

 

So even a refusal to list fictional gods still includes Klingon religion.

 

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I have to say, I've never really liked the Chaos gods from 40k. They are too over the top for me (intentionally over top as they may be). The C'tan are more my style. More subdued, but still out to kill everything everywhere. Since Doomy has used necrons as his avatar in the past, I suppose he understands what I am talking about.

"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
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I have to say, I've never really liked the Chaos gods from 40k. They are too over the top for me (intentionally over top as they may be). The C'tan are more my style. More subdued, but still out to kill everything everywhere. Since Doomy has used necrons as his avatar in the past, I suppose he understands what I am talking about.

"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
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Jormungander wrote:I have to

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I have to say, I've never really liked the Chaos gods from 40k. They are too over the top for me (intentionally over top as they may be). The C'tan are more my style. More subdued, but still out to kill everything everywhere. Since Doomy has used necrons as his avatar in the past, I suppose he understands what I am talking about.

All gods who lay claim to an "aspect" are supposed to be over the top... ie. When was the last time you heard of a Fire God that wasnt on fire? ^_^

I find it comical that you compare the C'Tan to the Chaos gods, because guess who used to be chaos gods?

 

also, nice trippple pppost!

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Actually "Allah" isn't a name, it's the Arabic word for God.

That's it - I'm putting you on the list. I'm not taking this picky shit from anything less than a deity.

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Vastet wrote:Well then you

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Well then you have no argument for the Force. There are in fact people out there who believe in it. Whether sad or not, I must give them that at least it's better than most if not all other religions.

Did you want me to cry? Were you looking to see a grown man cry? Is that why you posted that? Huh?

That's some sad, sad shit. I was upset enough about mystical friends, but the force? Really? There are really people? C'mon.

...

Really?

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HisWillness wrote:Vastet

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Vastet wrote:

Well then you have no argument for the Force. There are in fact people out there who believe in it. Whether sad or not, I must give them that at least it's better than most if not all other religions.

Did you want me to cry? Were you looking to see a grown man cry? Is that why you posted that? Huh?

That's some sad, sad shit. I was upset enough about mystical friends, but the force? Really? There are really people? C'mon.

...

Really?

 

Sith to bro... no joke... >.> websites, holy books, the whole shebang!

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Well, ironically, I was the first person to put religion into Star Trek.

 

Wait, what? You put ... how does one come up with a religion for a show that someone else writes? Did you write in and tell them they should have a religion? Or you were at a convention or something? I'm at a loss, here. Are (were) you a writer for the show?

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The Doomed Soul wrote:heh,

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heh, this is all probably a good topic for another discussion

You're becoming strangely human. What's up? Is your trigger finger no longer itchy? Do bunnies look more like fluffy creatures than light snacks?

What happened to you, man? Did you fall in love with another ... snarly robotic death's head thing?

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HisWillness wrote:

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heh, this is all probably a good topic for another discussion

You're becoming strangely human. What's up? Is your trigger finger no longer itchy? Do bunnies look more like fluffy creatures than light snacks?

What happened to you, man? Did you fall in love with another ... snarly robotic death's head thing?

i fail to see just how that comment lowered me to your... "human" stature... o_O

(And if you know where to find another snarly robotic deaths head thats looking for hot male flesh, im all... blue penis!)

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Actually "Allah" isn't a name, it's the Arabic word for God.

 

 

Actually, it's only ONE of the names for god in islam.

There are 82 other listed in the Q'uran as long as you don't count arabic synonyms.

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HisWillness wrote:

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Well then you have no argument for the Force. There are in fact people out there who believe in it. Whether sad or not, I must give them that at least it's better than most if not all other religions.

Did you want me to cry? Were you looking to see a grown man cry? Is that why you posted that? Huh?

That's some sad, sad shit. I was upset enough about mystical friends, but the force? Really? There are really people? C'mon.

...

Really?

Yes, really. Don't cry though. I know enough about the Force to be unconcerned. They'd have to actually have access to the Force for a problem to reveal itself(provided it doesn't go "christian" of course...). Fortunately the Force doesn't exist, so there's no problem. Smiling

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Maybe, just maybe you are...

Maybe, just maybe you are... Just for the sake of rationality, read the Introduction to the Bhagavad Gita As It Is, by the Hare Krishnas. No you don't have to shave your head and wear a ponytail, you don't have to dance in the streets. Just give that book a rational once-over.


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Maybe, just maybe you are... Just for the sake of rationality, read the Introduction to the Bhagavad Gita As It Is, by the Hare Krishnas. No you don't have to shave your head and wear a ponytail, you don't have to dance in the streets. Just give that book a rational once-over.

Will that change the fact that you and other theists have way more gods than you actually need?

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Saurabh Sikka NewDelhi wrote:

Maybe, just maybe you are... Just for the sake of rationality, read the Introduction to the Bhagavad Gita As It Is, by the Hare Krishnas. No you don't have to shave your head and wear a ponytail, you don't have to dance in the streets. Just give that book a rational once-over.

  

 

 

                     I can read anything;   how does that make your imaginary friend anything other then IMAGINARY???

"Very funny Scotty; now beam down our clothes."

VEGETARIAN: Ancient Hindu word for "lousy hunter"

If man was formed from dirt, why is there still dirt?