How many chromosomes did Jesus have?
If Jesus was born of a virgin, how many chromosomes did he have in his cells?
If he had a full set of 46 chromosomes, where did the other half come from? If he only had 23, well, he wouldn't be human. If he had a full set, they couldn't have come from Joseph... unless somehow God decided to take some of his chromosomes and artificially insiminate Mary.
Of coures, the thought of Joseph masturbating for God kind of disturbs me. But wait, maybe he didn't. Maybe...
Nevermind. I just had an image of Joseph recieving a holy hand job from heaven. Somehow I doubt this given Christianity's dogmatic hatred of homosexuality. Still, if this were true, I wonder if God's classification of perfection in every way also describes his hand job skills. Way to go Joseph!