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Hey I think that Vince is a pretty cool guy
Posted on: January 18, 2009 - 2:58am
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Hey I think that Vince is a pretty cool guy
He sells Shamwows and doesn't afraid of anything.
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He needs to run a brush across his head before letting the camera roll. The guy looks like he has a rooster comb from sleeping off a hangover and forgetting to groom the next morning.
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Save a tree, eat a vegetarian.
Sometimes " The Majority " only means that all the fools are on the same side.
If I sold shamwows I wouldn't fix my hair either. Or bathe. Come to think of it I would never sell shamwows.
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Vince with the SlapChop
Vince in 'The Underground Comedy Movie"
*Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it*
-Spanish Proverb
You did it wrong. It should have gone like this:
"i like that vince is a pretty cool guy eh sells shamwows and doesnt afraid of anything."
No one gets it here because there seems to be a general hatred of 4chan on RRS.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
I don't go to 4Chan, I got it from GameFAQs which I guess is 4Chan jr.
Yo dawg, I herd u liek fail so we put a fail in yo fail so yo can fail while yo fail.
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.~ Joseph Conrad
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Mexican ShamWows... Even better than the regular ones!
http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490
"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray
Every message board on the internet is 4Chan Jr now.
My Brand New Blog - Jesu Ad Nauseum.
God of the Gaps: As knowledge approaches infinity, God approaches zero. It's introductory calculus.
Is this the skepchick formerly of Skeptic magazine? Doesn't matter. Despite his bad hair I think I'll still be making a purchase. I can forgive poor fashion sense for a good cause. I might even order some for my friends and family.
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Save a tree, eat a vegetarian.
Sometimes " The Majority " only means that all the fools are on the same side.
I know I'm retarded by the way...
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Shamwow parody
HAHA I had to play it over again because I was like "WAIT, did he just say what I think he said?"
*Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it*
-Spanish Proverb
Vince scares the ever living shit out of me. I don't know if it's the crazy eye that looks like it's straining to get out and kill me or if it's that headset. Who is he talking to on that thing? Why is he wearing it at all? He moves quick like lightening too. I don't want his nuts! I don't want a shamwow! Why oh why did I order 13 shamwow's and 11 slapchops? That damned eye hypnotizes you...
That's amusing. 4Chan owes its current existance to Squaresoft. When it closed down its forums back in 2002 or so, all the millions of people who used it as the internets first great message board had to go elsewhere. 4Chan and a few sites that mostly don't exist anymore got the slack. Poor guys really should have kept that board going...
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Cpt,
I think he's afraid of hookers that bite:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Wow, I wouldn't have imagined that.
It just goes to show, always make sure you get your hookers from a reputable skank dealer.
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.~ Joseph Conrad
http://cptpineapple.blogspot.com/
I hand select mine. If anybody wants I'm offering a 2 for 1 deal. They love you long time. Any ting you want.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Yeah, South Beach nightclubs aren't known for reputable skanks.
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
Lol.
We have white pussy, yellow pussy, black pussy, pink pussy, green pussy, tall pussy, short pussy, big pussy, wide pussy, cock pussy, dog pussy, plastic pussy, metal pussy, internets pUssOrz....
Proud Canadian, Enlightened Atheist, & Gaming God.
I didn't know it came in green....
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
Well in that case...
*Files suit for false advertising*
Proud Canadian, Enlightened Atheist, & Gaming God.
*In panicked voice*
"No need for that sir. I'll find you some! You're my best customer..."
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
MySpace
I hear poor Vince can't use his celebrity status to get a regular girlfriend, so he resorts to punching hookers...
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Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
http://hambydammit.wordpress.com/
so many famous people have used hookers/call girls, charlie sheen, hugh grant, christiano ronaldo, Alex rodriguez, Gene Simmons, Arnold Schwarzengger, Jack Nicolson, Tommy Lee, and many many others have been caught or suspected of using call girls, it's more about just getting laid and not having to worrying about having to call back the girl the next day or the messy relationship part, it is the idea of a simple business transaction (not that it always works out that way as vince is a clear example), although truth be told, I wasn't charged because lets admit, anyone of us would have punched the crap out of someone until they let go of your tongue if they bit it and wouldn't release it.
I agree with that. I've never been particularly interested in the idea of getting a prostitute myself, but I know if I got one and she bit my tongue and wouldn't let go, my fist would be meeting whatever part of her was reachable within a very brief period of time. I don't recognize sexual differences as a detractor for violence. If someone attacks me, I will respond in kind. Regardless of whether they are male or female. Regardless of whether they are mentally and physically able or not. I have the right to defend myself, and I exercise that right with extreme prejudice.
Proud Canadian, Enlightened Atheist, & Gaming God.
Oh, I'm just being hard on the guy. I know celebs get hookers. Hell, if I was filthy rich, I'd probably do it, too. Sometimes, a guy just wants a girl to get him off and then go away, and getting a hooker is a lot easier than seducing some girl at a bar, lying to her about how you'll feel in the morning, and then dealing with a crazy stalker.
But... I still think Vince can't get a regular girlfriend. Mainly because he's a douche.
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
http://hambydammit.wordpress.com/
Hamby,
Since I live in Florida I saw this about 10 days ago and let the Cpt know what an upstanding person Vince was. He appears to be afraid of hookers that bite so her original impression he wasn't afraid of anything may be in error.
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks please. Cash and in small bills." - Robert A Heinlein.
OOH OHH yeah no I agree he seems he could be a douche, yeah sorry, completely agree.