Would you be offended or flattered if someone masturbated while thinking of you?

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Would you be offended or flattered if someone masturbated while thinking of you?

It's time for me to break the ice and start a not so serious thread. I personally would be extremely flattered. But if you are thinking of me please make it special ie. after a nice pasta dinner with wine and then to set the mood right, a few scented candles.


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I would be flattered, but if

I would be flattered, but if someone came to me and said "I masturbated while thiking of you" I'll probably be a litle freaked out.


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i believe this is where

i believe this is where "Who, What, and WHY?" come into play o_O


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I would be flattered. Plus

I would be flattered. Plus it would give me warm fuzzies to think that I may have brought joy, even for a few minutes, into someones life.

 

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I'd be rather offended and

I'd be rather offended and grossed out.

 

 

 


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 Quote:I'd be rather

 

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I'd be rather offended and grossed out.

~Sigh~  I'm sure we all figured as much.  Your loss, I suppose.

 

 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:I'd be

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I'd be rather offended and grossed out.
Oh. Well, then I'm glad I didn't mention it.


 

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 tell you what... let's

 tell you what... let's have a mutually agreed upon masturbation fest.  Let's all get together in a cyber-ring and perform the equivalent of internet bukakke (is that how you spell it?) where everybody is thinking of somebody in RRS.  Pineapple, we'll get you a good firewall.

 

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This can fill in for

[edit] nevermind, find something else [/edit]

 

 


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I'm always flattered when

I'm always flattered when that happens.


 


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A friend of mine has a shirt

A friend of mine has a shirt that he wears every election day stating "I masturbate and I vote ... at the same time!".  I've always pondered what he is thinking of while voting, but I don't think I actually ever want to know.

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thingy wrote:A friend of

thingy wrote:

A friend of mine has a shirt that he wears every election day stating "I masturbate and I vote ... at the same time!".  I've always pondered what he is thinking of while voting, but I don't think I actually ever want to know.

That gives "pulling the lever" a whole different meaning.

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I don't see what people will

I don't see what people will use to whack off to me, unless they're doing it to Velma. Which I think would creep me out more.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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I don't see what people will use to whack off to me, unless they're doing it to Velma. Which I think would creep me out more.

Are you kidding?  She's the brainy one.  That's hot.

 

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And look at those perky

And look at those perky tits! 


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 Not to mention a short

 Not to mention a short skirt... wowzers... I bet she has a thong on under there...

 

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Oh, she tries to hide her

Oh, she tries to hide her voluptuous body in those frumpy sweaters, but there's no denying that she's drawn quite hot.

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Cpt_pineapple wrote: [edit]

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[edit] nevermind, find something else [/edit]
How about this? I think it suits.

 

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 This doesn't have anything

 This doesn't have anything to do with the thread, but I spit my beer all over my desk, so now I have to share:

 

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:
[edit] nevermind, find something else [/edit]
How about this? I think it suits.

 

Now I'm offended.  That's Captain America's shield.  Pineapple's a Canadian.  Captain America died for my sins, not for those of the Canadians.

And as for the mass tandem jerk off, give me like 30 minutes.  I just finished a completely unrelated one and I need time to recharge.

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:
I'd be rather offended and grossed out.
Oh. Well, then I'm glad I didn't mention it.

 

 

Why did you change your avatar? That lady should be flattered.

 

 

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I would most likely shrug

I would most likely shrug and keep walking if someone said that too me, I would most likely not be bothered, but i also wouldn't be flattered...

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DamnDirtyApe wrote:Now I'm

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Now I'm offended.  That's Captain America's shield.  Pineapple's a Canadian.  Captain America died for my sins, not for those of the Canadians.
Heresy and blasphemy are my hobbies.

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Why did you change your avatar? That lady should be flattered.
I just like changing my avater. Sticking out tongue

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Hambydammit wrote: This

Hambydammit wrote:

 This doesn't have anything to do with the thread, but I spit my beer all over my desk, so now I have to share:

Damn! I'm not sure whether or not I should be offended that a commercial made me laugh so fucking hard.

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Thats a great find!!

Thats a great find!!


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And yet people wonder why

And yet people wonder why things like this creep me out.

 

 

 

 


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I would be flattered. If it

I would be flattered. If it was a good looking woman I'd probably try to work out some sort of fuck buddy arrangement. If they're getting their rocks off thinking about you it shouldn't be to hard to get them to actually have sex instead of just imagining it.

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Cpt_pineapple wrote:And yet

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And yet people wonder why things like this creep me out.
Eh? No one wonders, you've posted many examples for anyone to wonder anymore.

You have a particular attitude toward sex and somehow expect others to have the same attitude.

Not that I'm psychoanalyzing you. In fact, trying to nip that in the bud. Which is difficult to do seeing as you don't seem albe to resist threads of this sort. But, I digress. Laughing out loud

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spike.barnett wrote:I would

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I would be flattered. If it was a good looking woman I'd probably try to work out some sort of fuck buddy arrangement. If they're getting their rocks off thinking about you it shouldn't be to hard to get them to actually have sex instead of just imagining it.
What if it were a good looking guy?

What if said good looking guy mentioned it after coming up from behind you and nuzzling your neck?

 

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Well I feel jealous because

Well I feel jealous because its creepy when I do it but normal when they do it.


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spike.barnett wrote:
I would be flattered. If it was a good looking woman I'd probably try to work out some sort of fuck buddy arrangement. If they're getting their rocks off thinking about you it shouldn't be to hard to get them to actually have sex instead of just imagining it.
What if it were a good looking guy?

What if said good looking guy mentioned it after coming up from behind you and nuzzling your neck?

For me: I would be flattered if it were a good-looking guy. Maybe even an ugly guy, as long as he was kind, funny, self-confident, and intelligent.

If he said it while nuzzling my neck: depends. How well do I know him? Is he doing it because he thinks it's funny? (If so, I'd go with it.) Is he doing it to seduce me? (If so, it might creep me out some.)

It's all situational.

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nigelTheBold wrote:It's all

nigelTheBold wrote:
It's all situational.
Yep!


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I would be flattered. If it was a good looking woman I'd probably try to work out some sort of fuck buddy arrangement. If they're getting their rocks off thinking about you it shouldn't be to hard to get them to actually have sex instead of just imagining it.
What if it were a good looking guy?

What if said good looking guy mentioned it after coming up from behind you and nuzzling your neck?

 

I would be flattered still. But very uncomfortable with the physical stuff. I would probably exhibit some sort of violence. Not saying it's the right thing to do but that's probably what would happen. That's one thing one man should not do to a strait man.

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spike.barnett wrote:I would

spike.barnett wrote:
I would be flattered still. But very uncomfortable with the physical stuff. I would probably exhibit some sort of violence. Not saying it's the right thing to do but that's probably what would happen. That's one thing one man should not do to a strait man.
Why? It's just affection. Why not just a polite "Thanks, but no."?


 

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I would be flattered still. But very uncomfortable with the physical stuff. I would probably exhibit some sort of violence. Not saying it's the right thing to do but that's probably what would happen. That's one thing one man should not do to a strait man.
Why? It's just affection. Why not just a polite "Thanks, but no."?

I'm not talking about a good ol' fashion gay bashing or anything. I'm thinking more along the lines of a shove and a couple harsh words. Like "Get the fuck off me" or the like.

Now if I knew the person it would be different. It's not really a matter of it being a man. It's more a matter of it being someone I'm not interested in. I would do the same to a woman I found unattractive. I have my personal space and there are rules as to who is allowed entry.

And just to be clear I'm not homophobic.

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I'd be... well, suprised. My

I'd be... well, suprised. My impression is that women don't often masturbate to pictures of guys to begin with.

Beyond that, I'd be flattered. Like most people, I happen to enjoy compliments in general. Smiling

 

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Kevin R Brown wrote:Alison:

Kevin R Brown wrote:

Alison: Meh. I doubt that you're baitin' material anyway. Sticking out tongue

We'll probably never know.


 

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 Maybe the first time it

 Maybe the first time it happened I was flattered, but how can I be expected to remember the first time of something that's now such a frequent occurrence? I think it's just blase at this point.

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HisWillness wrote: Maybe

HisWillness wrote:

 Maybe the first time it happened I was flattered, but how can I be expected to remember the first time of something that's now such a frequent occurrence? I think it's just blase at this point.

I wish. Only neck nuzzling guys tell me... Sticking out tongue

 

 

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Flattered, unless it were a

Flattered, unless it were a woman I found attractive and she refused to let me watch. OK, I would still be flattered. Flattered and dissapointed at the same time.

Great! Now I've buzzkilled myself!

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ragdish wrote:It's time for

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It's time for me to break the ice and start a not so serious thread. I personally would be extremely flattered. But if you are thinking of me please make it special ie. after a nice pasta dinner with wine and then to set the mood right, a few scented candles.

Flattered.

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Flattered. Actually, I once had a conversation with a girl I was dating (but no longer) where we both admitted to doing it to each other before we started dating, and we shared a moment of mutual laughter and co-flattery.

 

Also, I once had a real life stalker. There was this chick at school that would sit kind of far off and listen to me talk to my friends, and then she built an entire profile on me based on those conversations. She knew my phone number, my email, my favorite color, foods I like, bands I like, people I'm friends with, people I'm related to, etc, and apparently had a collection of a few objects I had dropped. She was more or less the female equivalent of the "Ethan" character from that movie Slackers.

Granted, it was a little creepy to learn about, but considering that she didn't try to kill me or rape me or anything, I now think it's pretty flattering. Usually that kind of stalkery is reserved for people who have much more celebrity status than me.

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As long as their are no butt

As long as there is no butt sex, reach-arounds, dirty sanchezes, donkey punches, rim jobs, cleveland steamers, tossing of the salad or any other gay types of sexual perversional physically involving me in the act, masturbate to me all that you want.

 

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ragdish wrote:It's time for

ragdish wrote:

It's time for me to break the ice and start a not so serious thread. I personally would be extremely flattered. But if you are thinking of me please make it special ie. after a nice pasta dinner with wine and then to set the mood right, a few scented candles.

I would be very surprised.  I wouldn't be flattered or offended unless they were attractive in which case I would be flattered. 


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I actually have knowledge of

I actually have knowledge of this very situation happening...and I actually said, "aww...I'm flattered!"  Of course this convo happened during some afterglowing and was asked about the time period beFORE we slept together.

On another note, I have also had some experience with unsolicited, one-sided phone sex!  Like 3 times in my life!  Weird!  You can always tell...the dude will not allow for any silence in convo...it's hiLARious to catch them.  I then do the world a favor and explain to them that "that shit is NOT cool, dude...really.  C'mon...let's go to the strip club...you OBviously need an outlet!" 

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Hamby, that was a hilarious video.

As for the main issue of this thread, I wouldn't mind someone masturbating to thoughts about me...but I'd sure have a hard time believing that they actually did.  There's more than one reason that I don't post a photo of myself as an avatar.

And I think that Visual Paradox and His Willness are kind of hot.  And they're not the only ones on this site...

 

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Nah, I'd be totally

Nah, I'd be totally flattered. Even if it was some random old guy, or someone that I don't find attractive, I wouldn't mind. I mean, they'll probably never get to experience me in real life, so at least I can make them happy in their fantasy world. I'm not going to go all 1984 on people and start policing their thoughts; they're entitled to think of me in whatever way they want.

Nobody has ever actually admitted to thinking of me while jerking off, but I'm going to hazard a guess and say it's probably happened a fair amount. As for me, I've told 3 different guys that I masturbated while thinking of them, and the reactions were all positive.


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Aw...

...did I embarrass you, V.P.?

 

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Greek Goddess wrote:Nobody

Greek Goddess wrote:
Nobody has ever actually admitted to thinking of me while jerking off, but I'm going to hazard a guess and say it's probably happened a fair amount.

 

 

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