I only joined because of Kellys huge tits.

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I only joined because of Kellys huge tits.

I'm being honest.  As a male I can not deny the fact I have certain vices that grab my attention more than others.  If it weren't for those massive mammary glands none of you would have the privilege of meeting me and having my opinions shoved in your face.  Kudos to the RRS marketing dept.

I'd like to thank everyone in advace for wishing me a warm welcome. 

 


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 Hey, why not? Welcome

 Hey, why not? Welcome aboard! Show up for the tits, stay for the conversation! I can't see anything wrong with that.

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Have fun in these forums, I know I have....and yes, those are some nice breast that she has, however for me I joined before I saw them.....however it was a pleasant surprise for me Laughing out loud


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Picture yourself in a

Picture yourself in a motorboat.  Now, imagine the noise said motorboat makes.  All done?  Good.  Keep that visualization fresh in your mind because the sound that I would make while motorboating Kelly's breasts would supercede all rational thought and would, quite possibly, break the sound barrier.

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So do many theist post

So do many theist post here? 

 

 


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From what I gathered, a lot

From what I gathered, a lot of them are singled out, slapped with badges and shipped off to the concentration ca-, err, wait, I mean yes, there are a few theists here. 

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From what I gathered, a lot of them are singled out, slapped with badges and shipped off to the concentration ca-, err, wait, I mean yes, there are a few theists here. 

If it wern't for theism we wouldn't have such phrases like "go to hell" or my personal favorite "god damn".  If we kill them the words will be meaningless.

 


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 Welcome to the forums.

 Welcome to the forums. Hope you enjoy the boobs, I mean the posts.

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Godnaut wrote:So do many

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So do many theist post here? 

 

 

There are a few. Some come, some go, some do drive by preaching. Some stay and promote a continuous barrage of idiot comments and are so labeled.

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Godnaut wrote:

So do many theist post here? 

 

 

There are a few. Some come, some go, some do drive by preaching. Some stay and promote a continuous barrage of idiot comments and are so labeled.

 

Id hate to have joined a forum bitch fest.  I'm not here to try and convert some people.  I really just want to become for active in atheist movement.  I've always been a nonbeliever, but in the last few years I've really come to grips with what it meant and why it's important.

I want to do good in the name of atheism.

 


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Kelly

   

 

         What, who's Kelly?  I can't say that I would ever want to see another woman's body.  But welcome anyway.

 

                                              

 


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         What, who's Kelly?  I can't say that I would ever want to see another woman's body.  But welcome anyway.

 

                                              

 

 

Even girls like looking at other girls tits.  And by girls I mean all girls.  To deny it means you're not human.


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Welcome to the forums! I normally say don't be afraid to jump right in and have fun but...well you seem okay at doing just that  Smiling

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Godnaut wrote:Boon Docks

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Boon Docks wrote:

   

 

         What, who's Kelly?  I can't say that I would ever want to see another woman's body.  But welcome anyway.

 

                                              

 

 

Even girls like looking at other girls tits.  And by girls I mean all girls.  To deny it means you're not human.

I enjoy some boobage ... Mostly just introspective "oh my, she has no boobs at all, poor girl"  or  "Holy crap! I bet her back hurts with those"

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Welcome to the forums! I normally say don't be afraid to jump right in and have fun but...well you seem okay at doing just that  Smiling

I have never had such a smooth transition into a new forum like this.  We all know what that's like.  I was expecting it because I'm sure I'm not the first to point out that girls giant tits.

 


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Godnaut wrote:

Boon Docks wrote:

   

 

         What, who's Kelly?  I can't say that I would ever want to see another woman's body.  But welcome anyway.

 

                                              

 

 

Even girls like looking at other girls tits.  And by girls I mean all girls.  To deny it means you're not human.

I enjoy some boobage ... Mostly just introspective "oh my, she has no boobs at all, poor girl"  or  "Holy crap! I bet her back hurts with those"

 

Exactly my point. 


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Godnaut wrote: Id hate to

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Id hate to have joined a forum bitch fest.  I'm not here to try and convert some people.  I really just want to become for active in atheist movement.  I've always been a nonbeliever, but in the last few years I've really come to grips with what it meant and why it's important.

I want to do good in the name of atheism.

 

Good for you. I do a similar thing. Unfortunately I was brought up in a religious environment and had to cast the irrational beliefs into the nearest refuse container. The more proactive we are the better we can make the world for rationality and reason. 

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Godnaut wrote:

Boon Docks wrote:

   

 

         What, who's Kelly?  I can't say that I would ever want to see another woman's body.  But welcome anyway.

 

                                              

 

 

 

      Sorry, I thought I was female,  I also never enjoyed another woman's body.  I guess I missed out on that Freudian slip,  once again my apologies for not being human.

 

Even girls like looking at other girls tits.  And by girls I mean all girls.  To deny it means you're not human.


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Boon Docks wrote:Godnaut

Boon Docks wrote:

Godnaut wrote:

Boon Docks wrote:

   

 

         What, who's Kelly?  I can't say that I would ever want to see another woman's body.  But welcome anyway.

 

                                              

 

 

 

      Sorry, I thought I was female,  I also never enjoyed another woman's body.  I guess I missed out on that Freudian slip,  once again my apologies for not being human.

 

Even girls like looking at other girls tits.  And by girls I mean all girls.  To deny it means you're not human.

 

You are confusing me.


 


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Godnaut wrote:

 

Id hate to have joined a forum bitch fest.  I'm not here to try and convert some people.  I really just want to become for active in atheist movement.  I've always been a nonbeliever, but in the last few years I've really come to grips with what it meant and why it's important.

I want to do good in the name of atheism.

 

Good for you. I do a similar thing. Unfortunately I was brought up in a religious environment and had to cast the irrational beliefs into the nearest refuse container. The more proactive we are the better we can make the world for rationality and reason. 

 

I was thinking of starting a club at my university.  A free thinkers society or somthing along those lines.


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I was thinking of starting a club at my university.  A free thinkers society or somthing along those lines.

 

I strongly suggest you formulate a flow chart if you plan on doing that.  Do you attend a large, god-fearing university?  Is the student body comprised of mostly Morons?  Are the teachers open minded and not racially or too morally bias? 

 

All these factors, including other well thought out ones, will determine your success rate.

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Sage_Override wrote:Quote:I

Sage_Override wrote:

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I was thinking of starting a club at my university.  A free thinkers society or somthing along those lines.

 

I strongly suggest you formulate a flow chart if you plan on doing that.  Do you attend a large, god-fearing university?  Is the student body comprised of mostly Morons?  Are the teachers open minded and not racially or too morally bias? 

 

All these factors, including other well thought out ones, will determine your success rate.

 

No, I go to the University of Cincinnati.  They offered (and I took) a philsophy class on atheism.  I wouldn't say they are god fearing.  But from my research they don't have a club like that.  There should be one.


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No, I go to the University of Cincinnati.  They offered (and I took) a philsophy class on atheism.  I wouldn't say they are god fearing.  But from my research they don't have a club like that.  There should be one.

 

Well, keep in mind there is always red tape when it comes to free thinking and it doesn't have to involve atheism so, I wish you luck if you go through with it.  Colleges are so full of themselves it's almost maddening.

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No, I go to the University of Cincinnati.  They offered (and I took) a philsophy class on atheism.  I wouldn't say they are god fearing.  But from my research they don't have a club like that.  There should be one.

 

Well, keep in mind there is always red tape when it comes to free thinking and it doesn't have to involve atheism so, I wish you luck if you go through with it.  Colleges are so full of themselves it's almost maddening.

I will plan it out more throughly before I ever even speak to someone at the school.  I don't want to appear to look like a bunch of pissed off atheist.  Christians are welcome to free thought just as much as anyone else.  But thanks for the support.


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Godnaut wrote:I'm being

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I'm being honest.  As a male I can not deny the fact I have certain vices that grab my attention more than others.  If it weren't for those massive mammary glands none of you would have the privilege of meeting me and having my opinions shoved in your face.  Kudos to the RRS marketing dept.

I'd like to thank everyone in advace for wishing me a warm welcome.

Haha! See, the graph in Kelly's sig is accurate!

And I put this welcome in the microwave for you, Godnaut, so it's nice and warm. Eye-wink

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Godnaut wrote: No, I go to

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 No, I go to the University of Cincinnati.  They offered (and I took) a philsophy class on atheism.  I wouldn't say they are god fearing.  But from my research they don't have a club like that.  There should be one.

Lucky you - I usually don't read the Kelly's tits threads.

There is a secular group at UC:  http://www.ucskeptics.org/

However you also might want to check this out: http://www.cincinnatiskeptics.org/


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....welcome !

....welcome !


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 No, I go to the University of Cincinnati.  They offered (and I took) a philsophy class on atheism.  I wouldn't say they are god fearing.  But from my research they don't have a club like that.  There should be one.

Lucky you - I usually don't read the Kelly's tits threads.

There is a secular group at UC:  http://www.ucskeptics.org/

However you also might want to check this out: http://www.cincinnatiskeptics.org/

 

Awesome, thanks for the links. 

I am lucky I suppose.


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 since we're on the

 since we're on the subject:

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*resists turning this thread

*resists turning this thread into a boobfest*

*resists turning this thread into a boobfest*

*resists tur... ergh... argh....*

 

must.... not... give... in.... >.<

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Archeopteryx wrote:*resists

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*resists turning this thread into a boobfest*

*resists turning this thread into a boobfest*

*resists tur... ergh... argh....*

 

must.... not... give... in.... >.<

 

Yeah, prozacdeathwish's avatar threw me over the edge.

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pablotar wrote:Yeah,

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Yeah, prozacdeathwish's avatar threw me over the edge.

I think you meant:

Yeah, prozacdeathwish's avatar threw me over the edge .


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shelleymtjoy wrote:pablotar

shelleymtjoy wrote:

pablotar wrote:

Yeah, prozacdeathwish's avatar threw me over the edge.

I think you meant:

Yeah, prozacdeathwish's avatar threw me over the edge .

Hahaha! Laughing out loud


 

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shelleymtjoy wrote:pablotar

shelleymtjoy wrote:

pablotar wrote:

Yeah, prozacdeathwish's avatar threw me over the edge.

I think you meant:

Yeah, prozacdeathwish's avatar threw me over the edge .

DOH!

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Here's my favorite pair of boobies

 

 


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Welcome aboard.  If you haven't seen yet, we do have a thread in honor of her tits here: http://www.rationalresponders.com/tits

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Now for some firm, juicy melons

 


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Godnaut wrote:Sage_Override

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From what I gathered, a lot of them are singled out, slapped with badges and shipped off to the concentration ca-, err, wait, I mean yes, there are a few theists here. 

If it wern't for theism we wouldn't have such phrases like "go to hell" or my personal favorite "god damn".  If we kill them the words will be meaningless.

 

It's alot like your outdoor cat bringing home a squirl or snake. It is fun for them when their prey is alive, and it is fun for them to show "mommy/daddy/owner" "look what I got ya". But once the prey is dead, they get board very quickly and look for a ball of twine or scratching post.

I wish more theists would show up here. I love chewtoys.(Note to readers, we really do. All this blasphemey is strictly tounge and cheek, although we do take the issue of debate seriously, we wont eat your young)

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Nice rack!

WTF? As a side issue I wanted to copy and paste an image of a dish rack, but it wouldn't take. What am I doing wrong?

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Well Brian, the code

Well Brian, the code that I used is basically this surrounded by angle brackets:

 

img src="url to host account" alt="" /

 

Anf honestly, I don't walk around with internet code in my head at all times. I applied the moral principal of the internet and quoted another poster, then switched to the plain text editor to see what was going on. On the internet, it is OK to steal stuff as long as everyone else is doing it.

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I joined before I knew who Kelly or anyone else was. But it sure was a nice surprise!

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Well Brian, the code that I used is basically this surrounded by angle brackets:

 

img src="url to host account" alt="" /

 

Anf honestly, I don't walk around with internet code in my head at all times. I applied the moral principal of the internet and quoted another poster, then switched to the plain text editor to see what was going on. On the internet, it is OK to steal stuff as long as everyone else is doing it.

 

You don't need the alt="" unless you're going to specify alternate text for the image. I'm a bit of a code monkey.

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Actually, I know that much

Actually, I know that much spike.  It was only in there due to my basic laziness.  This one is posted with the rich text editor and it gave me the alt"" despite my not actually using the field.  Whatever.


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