Aviod the ID Noid
Dominoes Pizza is owned by the enemy, and every time you stuff a piece of their bland, processed cheese substitute on cardboard flavored crust into your mouth, you are donating to the Intelligent Design cause, and more!
Dominoes owner Thomas Monaghan apparently suffered a minor stroke after reading Lewis' Mere Christianity in 1989. Never fully recovering full mental function afterward, he divested himself of his best material possessions ( and hopefully engaged in rousing episodes of self flagellation! ). Had this been enough to satisfy his newfound religious zealotry, the world would be a better place. But reality being the buzz kill that it is, he chose the route of so many other American religious nuts and decided that his vision needed to be shoved forcefully down the throats of others. With metaphorical pureed Bible and toilet plunger in hand, he sat out to accomplish this goal.
This brainchild, his plunger if you will, was the Thomas More Legal Center. This law firm describes itself as " The Sword and Sheild for People of Faith ". Its mission statement is as follows;
Defending the Religious Freedom of Christians
Protecting the Sanctity of Human Life
Restoring Traditional Family Values and Patriotism
and goes on to state that ' The Thomas More Law Center seeks to preserve America's Christian heritage through litigation and education. It does not charge for its services. '. They also refer to themselves as the Christian version of the ACLU. The ranks of this firm are bolstered by the graduates of the Ava Maria School of Law, also created and owned by Monaghan, and built to indoctrinate and train his holy legal warriors.
If the name sounds familiar, it is because this was the firm that represented the defense during the Kitzmiller vs Dover PA Area School District trial. A Catholic version of the Discovery Institute, these scripture spouting, sanctimonious, silk suited, sectarian solicitors actually worked hand in hand with the Discovery Institute in order to shove a pizza shaped wedge of the Bible into the education system by renaming creationism as Intelligent Design. Undaunted by the bitch slapping they were given in that fight, they have since went on to defend the rights of Christian homophobes to discriminate against homosexuals, Christian pharmacists right to refuse to sell prescribed contraceptives, and Christian teachers right to play gospel themed Christmas music in public schools. They brag about these ' good ' battles on their website.
Among his other ' humanitarian ' endeavors, Monaghan gives financial support to Operation Rescue/Operation Save America. These fine Christians prowl the streets in their " Truth Truck ", tastefully decorated with enlarged pictures of aborted fetus Dominoes pizza toppings, gleefully harassing Planned Parenthood employees and clients, homosexuals, establishments that sell pornography, and Muslims. Having lost their tax exempt status due to improper use of contributions, illegal endorsements of political candidates, money laundering, and tax evasion, they spend their spare time burning the Koran ( it tastes better than the free pizza they get ) and shouting down the prayers of Hindu clergymen.
So the next time you feel like punching a gay, shooting an abortion doctor, violating the first amendment, spitting on a Penthouse distributer, or removing science from the education system, just call Dominoes. While you are munching on your hour late, cold, tasteless, greasy wedge of undiscernable substances, the money you spent on it will be doing all of the above!
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Save a tree, eat a vegetarian.
Sometimes " The Majority " only means that all the fools are on the same side.