Crime against swine
I had a difficult time, at an orkut forum trying to defend those innocent pigs Jesus KILLED by dispatching two thousand devils to a herd of them (Matthew 8:30).
Christians would not accept that it had been a crime Jesus should have been punished for.
Since devils [demons] do not drown, I argued that Jesus was playing around with them in the name of Beelzebub. Matthew 8, Mark 5, Luke 8.
No gods with indirect messages to me.