Does anybody know someone who looks like an evolutionary throwback? I know 4. One of them looks like a monkey, another looks like the Geico caveman, and another looks like a neanderthal. The fourth looks like he could be monkey boy's father.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.