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Is it oxymoronic for atheists to view Palin porn?
Posted on: October 23, 2008 - 6:56pm
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Is it oxymoronic for atheists to view Palin porn?
Sarah Palin stands for everything I'm totally against. She is a right-wing religious nut who who should not be in politics. Yet there is Palin porn:
To resolve this impasse, an atheist could instead see her as Tina Fey and wack off in the name of secularism!!!
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I'll watch it for its comedic value (the same reason I read every issue of my University's socialist newspaper). And I want to see what porn stars they get to play Hillary and Rice for the lesbian threesome scene (because those are two ugly women in real life). I also do not find Tina Fey attractive. Palin is way hotter than Tina Fey. I know they look freakishly alike, but Palin's 'hot librarian' look with the glasses and the tight hair is hard to beat (but easy to beat off to).
That last part was just a joke, I couldn't help myself.
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Palin is a babe. Her viewpoints regarding politics, religion or her favorite sports team has no effect upon her physical ( ergo, sexual ) attributes.
I'm still holding out for a Bush administration-themed interracial gangbang porno, which would be entitled "Like White on Rice".
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Actually, Tina Fey without the typical grandma glasses is ridiculously hot.
Amy Poehler played a great Hillary before getting knocked up.
In the past, I have supported the banging of uber-conservative women in the hopes that all they needed was a high hard one to loosen them up a bit. Anne Coulter, Martha Stewart, Condoleeza Rice, Laura Ingraham, and MMM-MMM-Monica Crowley come to mind as examples of women that Henry Rollins and I would 'take one for the team'.
However, I don't think there is a thick enough pillow in the world to shove Sarah Palin's face into in order to drown out that voice.
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I agree 200%. Meaning, of course, that I would like to order two Tina Feys for my apartment. Thanks.
In the past, you have been absolutely correct. Put me on the roster for Operation Relaxification. Anne Coulter is crazy, and everyone knows that the crazy bitches are the hottest in bed.
I still think pretending she's Tina Fey would work. Think about it: Tina Fey is talented, clever, and quick-witted. Roughly the opposite of Palin. Granted, you'd have to pretend really hard, but you could always get her to keep the glasses on. Somehow I think that would make it easier.
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fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
I prefer these types instead of just pictures!
http://www.blacktower.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=8429&sid=3560bfea9c36e531fecf7fcc36c85143
Motion really gets the juices flowing... LOL LOL LOL!!!
There is no shame in admitting Sarah Palin is kind of hot, especially since she got the hook-up with that $150K new wardrobe.
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One wonders if that price tag included lingerie or if she's going commando.
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I wanted to drop this video off here before I did something else off to it. lol.
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If I met her at a bar and we never talked politics, I would tottally hit on her. Initial looks DONT mean a long term relationship. I have dated two drop dead gorgious women in my life, I have also dated plane Jane types and married a woman who was not a top model. In the end beauty is only one aspect and not always the most important.
BUT no, it is not hypocritical. She is physically atractive and I would give Palin a pearl neckles, if it were a one night stand. But hell no would I want to marry her. I'd rather chop of my nuts than to be married to a nut like her.
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I'm kind of weird when it comes to looks. I notice them, certainly, but looks can easily be trumped by 3 factors that have so much weight that I can not find someone attractive unless they conform to them, or at least I can pretend they do(I can't fake it when I know one way or the other). There's just something about a total bitch, for example, that turns me off faster than swimming in feces. Not that I've ever done such a thing, mind you.
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Besides the begged question of "Then how would you know swimming in feces would turn you off?"
I have to agree with you. However, if given the chance to mutually hatefuck one of the feminazi's, I would still do my ideological duty.
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Yeah, Palin's rather hot. In fact, physically she's almost my ideal. Brunettes with glasses do a lot for me. Of course, she's a nutcase and I wouldn't feel right doing anything with her (even though she's so totally above my league in terms of sexual attractiveness), just because she's so damn retarded. It would be taking advantage of a mentally handicapped person; which is of course morally wrong.
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Ouch. You're right. I'd not thought about that.
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I watched it, and I approve.
I believe they're tallying up the erection results as we speak.