Message to Buybull Quoters or a Lesson in Languages
Offline I'm so sick of people who think a Buybull quote is going to convince us of anything that I have a special message for such people - especially the "hit and run preachers. " Here's the special part - it won't be in English but in several other languages. OK I found a good translation site and am playing with it:
Arabic: ذهبت يدفع الكتاب مقدّس فوق [أرس] ك, [شيت] هو خارجا وبعد ذلك يأكل هو
Chinese: 去推您的臀部的圣经，拉屎它然后吃它。
French: Allez poussent la bible vers le haut de votre cul, chient il dehors et le mangent alors.
German: Gehen Sie schieben die Bibel herauf Ihren Arsch, scheißen es heraus und essen es dann.
Italian: Vada spingono la bibbia sul vostro culo, cacano esso fuori ed allora lo mangiano.
Japanese: 押し、あなたの肛門の上の聖書を、それたわごとを言い、そして次に食べるそれを行きなさ
い。
Spanish: Vaya empujan la biblia encima de su culo, cagan él hacia fuera y después lo comen.
Swedish: Går äter knuffen bibeln upp din arsel som ut skitas det och därefter, det.
Anyone who understands this respond, but don't translate it for them. Let me know if it's way off. Especially respond anyone who has one of these as a native language.
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Not my native tongue, and I can only fake my way through reading, but I think I get the general idea.
{grunt}
{burp}
ahh...
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That's how I'd have been with the German had I just seen it. There were other languages but at least one word in them didn't translate (Dutch possibly or the word was the same and the rest were non-Roman alphabet languages)
Wow, the arabic one is wrong - used same program to translate back to English:
Went the book enforce payment holy above [establishes] as, [[shyt]] he is outside and afterwards that he eats
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I have no idea if the French grammar is correct. I just recognized some words and I know your style well enough to guess how they fit together.
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I checked all of them with the same site. The Arabic was the worst - most of the rest were off but enough that you could get it - The German looked right to me. Probably less of an error in what I posted, as it wouldn't have the mistakes from translating from that language back to English. I had 5 years of German from 8th through 12th grade.
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Err.... spanish is my native languaje so just to add my 2 cents, I'll clean up your message in said languaje cuz... well, it sounds kinda odd otherwise =P
Spanish: Metanse la biblia por el culo, caguen hasta sacarsela y despues comansela.
Oh and just to be clear, I simpatice completely with the sentiment Matt.
Cheers to all
Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl. Twice as good as Jesus.
The Italian one is also very bad. It's not my native language, but this is much better:
Italian: Spingi ti la bibbia nel culo, caca la e poi la mangi!
It's not a very good translator for any sort of idiom slang or curse word. A bit humerous was translating to Japanese and back "Fuck you" became "have sexual intercourse. " Imagine you cut off a Japanese tourist in traffic and he yelled at you "have sexual intercourse!"
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The Swedish, french and German ones are wrong.
But if I've guessed the correct sentiment, from your usual style, here it is in Danish:
Pis af med dig, gå ud og æd Bibelen, skid den ud, og æd den så igen.
And for the record, I'm Nikolaj, and I don't approve this mesage.
I'm just helping out Matt with his.
Well I was born an original sinner
I was spawned from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin
Maybe it's too complext a message for that program to translate? I'm also guessing the further apart the language, the harder to convey the idea - ie it would be easy in German, a little harder in French/Italian/Spanish (being Romance rather than Germanic languages) - harder still in Russian or Greek - harder yet in Arabic and most difficult in the Asian languages (Possibly further apart cultures don't even use the idea of doing the first chronological action with the Bible as I described as an insult. )
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The tower of babel .... what a mess indeed.
Well, it is often printed on rice paper.
Good for wiping you ass with, most of the bible , and my atheist jesus would agree.
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
Since it's been up about a day and apparently it wasn't a very good program anyway, I'll post the message as it was intended:
"Go shove the Bible up your ass, shit it out and then eat it. "
By the way I had to use "arse" instead of ass - seems geared more towards British than American English as it translates "ass" as donkey. I also tried translating "asshat" (using "arse hat" ) and got interesting results - "sombrero de culo" in spanish "arsch hut" in German - translating back and forth Japanese and Korean both translated as "hat of anus" and Russian as "helmet of the backside. " Only one language - Swedish - had it as one word - arselhatt.
Edit: German was also one word - Arschhut - maybe this has been a word for a long time in Northern Europe and just recently came to the English speaking world? I only first heard it maybe 3 years ago. Anyway, imagine someones reaction to telling them "you are the hat of anus" or "you are the helmet of backside. " I imagine it would be seen as an attempt at an insult, but a very bizzarre one. I guess these are meant more for professionals and it would be rare to call someone an asshat, say fuck you or tell someone to shove something up their ass in an international business meeting!
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The authors of the Bible are infallible. Why? Because they were led by God, meaning they weren't fallible.
I'm an agnostic atheist who thinks you should love your neughbour.
On one hand he says this...
On the other, he says this:
That translates roughly to: Atheism and Agnosticism are not competing against each other, one can be both.
Friends, we have a prankster on our hands.
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Swedish: Kör upp bibeln i röven, skit ut den och ät upp den.
Rövhatt would be better.
That's a pretty good translation. The Swedish is slightly wrong, "motstrida" (verb) should be "motstridiga" (adjective). Where did you read that? How did you translate it? Also, it is possible to state such a thing if he/she/it misunderstands the terms atheist and agnostic, which is very common among christians. Still, Poe's law on this guy...
Poe's Law almost triumphed, except that I'm a tricky bastard, and pretty hard to fool. Google Translator is much better than Babelfish, and it has more languages.
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Too bad my keyboard doesn't have that little dotty o thing.
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Matt... press and hold the 'Alt' key, then press the numbers 1, 4 and 8 on the numpad and release the 'Alt' key. ö
There are codes for every accented letter.
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
How does one locate a list of these codes?
Atheism isn't a lot like religion at all. Unless by "religion" you mean "not religion". --Ciarin
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http://www.britfeld.com/aboutme/alt.htm That site is decent. A google search will turn up results, but I believe that link is complete, or as complete as anyone needs.
Upon further research, that site contains different codes than I use. Alt+148 and Alt+0246 do the same thing ö ö. THe same goes for all the others. Apparently, there are redundancies.
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."