"Liberal" is Just Another Word...For Gay.

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"Liberal" is Just Another Word...For Gay.

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Funny, but accurate in how

Funny, but accurate in how conservatives "think. "


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LOL!!!

LOL!!!


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Oh shit. That is I can't

Oh shit. That is I can't even type because I'm still laughing so hard.

Thank you, Jill.

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Lyrics

Lyrics transcribed.

 

Really.
Now listen.
I am sick of all you harpin on my man while he's off fighting terrists and nukular threats.

He don't have to read so great. He don't have to know his states.
He don't have to do much anything.

No we don't have to stop this war
or tell you what we're fighting for
'cause nine eleven makes it all okay

And if you can't say a nice thing
you'll say nothing at all
if you don't speak the right wing we'll sock you in the balls.

There's a damned good reason that arguing is treason
We don't care what all them liberals say (all them liberals say)
liberal is just another word for gay
(and marriage is for good people who don't have sex)

Now runnin the U S A is a snap
when ya got them wiretaps
condi rice don't take no crap (she's black ya know)

And y'all can whine that torture's bad
cry about that Abu Ghrab
but who's protecting you from all them a-rabs

NINE ELEVEN

So if you can't say a nice thing
you'll say nothin at all
if you don't speak the right wing we'll listen to your calls.
There's a damned good reason that arguing is treason
We don't care what all them liberals say (all them liberals say)
liberal is just another word for gay

And I'm sick of people blamin things on FEMA
them folks were poor before earthquake Katrina
(and lazy too. ha ha hey)Watch what what you say


Cause if you can't say a nice thing you'll say nothin at all
if you don't speak the right wing then you can kiss our balls
There's a damned good reason that arguing is treason
We don't care what all you liberals say (all them liberals say)
liberal is just another word for H O M O gay

We can't have no brokeback white house.
Don't make me open up a can of whup ass on you.

 

 

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That was hillarious.

That was hillarious.


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I found this one funny

I found this one funny (Nailin' Sarah Palin )

 

 

 

 


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JillSwift

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Yee-haw!

 

i...uh...

hm...

am i...am i supposed to be aroused?


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I'm not sure how to feel

I'm not sure how to feel about those, Pineapple.  It's really hard for me to laugh while being completely pissed off.  I think I blew a gasket.

I didn't give a shit about the Dixie Chicks until they came out as thinking people.  I bought a bunch of their albums.  Still haven't listened to them.  In fact, I think I lost them.  I just wanted them to have some of my money for being brave enough to be honest.  It makes me angry and sick to see what's happened to them... but damn.. .that video ought to be funny.  I just can't laugh.

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iwbiek

iwbiek wrote:
i...uh...

hm...

am i...am i supposed to be aroused?

It's the age of the Intertubes, dude. A kink for everyone!

"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray


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iwbiek wrote: JillSwift

iwbiek wrote:
 

i...uh...

hm...

am i...am i supposed to be aroused?

 

Try this one:

 

 

 

 

 

 


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JillSwift wrote:iwbiek

JillSwift wrote:

iwbiek wrote:
i...uh...

hm...

am i...am i supposed to be aroused?

It's the age of the Intertubes, dude. A kink for everyone!

what a lovely, lovely sentiment!  didn't elizabeth barrett browning say that?

oh, btw, where does that stephen king quote in your signature come from?  it surprised me.  from a lot of the things he's written, i was almost certain he was a theist, if not a christian.

"I have never felt comfortable around people who talk about their feelings for Jesus, or any other deity for that matter, because they are usually none too bright. . . . Or maybe 'stupid' is a better way of saying it; but I have never seen much point in getting heavy with either stupid people or Jesus freaks, just as long as they don't bother me. In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone. They will not inherit the earth, but then neither will I. . . . And I have learned to live, as it were, with the idea that I will never find peace and happiness, either. But as long as I know there's a pretty good chance I can get my hands on either one of them every once in a while, I do the best I can between high spots."
--Hunter S. Thompson


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:   

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yep. That did it for me. I'll be seeing that image for a WHILE.

Thanks, cpt.

 

 

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  Older clip but still

  Older clip but still funny


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darth_josh wrote:Yep. That

darth_josh wrote:

Yep. That did it for me. I'll be seeing that image for a WHILE.

Thanks, cpt.

You and me both, Josh... looks like I'm not going to be calling tonight. Eye-wink


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Well I guess some people are

Well I guess some people are more liberal than others


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The Ballad of Sarah Palin,

The Ballad of Sarah Palin, you might enjoy this one as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48


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arkham1999 wrote:The Ballad

arkham1999 wrote:

The Ballad of Sarah Palin, you might enjoy this one as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48

 

Why did that video get flagged????

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