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Wal Mart Smilely face is God!

Posted on: September 19, 2008 - 5:46pm

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Wal Mart Smilely face is God!

Screw the Pope in the fire. Screw Marry in a chese sandwich. I HAVE FOUND GOD! He is the Wal Mart Smilely face who revealed himself to me in a coffee stain on my counter.

Seriously I just wiped off a stain off the kitchen counter that resembled the Wal Mart Icon. WAL MART IS GOD! And Wal Mart is god because he can steal your property by convincing city councile to condemn your land and force you to accept under market value. BUT THAT IS A TEST, GOD IS TESTING YOU!

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Posted on: September 19, 2008 - 6:07pm #1

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What if it just means god is

What if it just means god is from the '70s? That happy face was around long before Wal-Mart used it.

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Posted on: September 19, 2008 - 8:05pm #2

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Brian37 wrote:.... And Wal

Brian37 wrote:

.... And Wal Mart is god because he can steal your property by convincing city councile to condemn your land and force you to accept under market value.

Yeah, WallyWorld actually accomplished this very feat not far from where I live.

It happened just a few years ago and on top of that, homeowners in the immediate vicinity of the new GallFart were suddenly robbed of their peaceful country living too, what with all that traffic flowing where previously it was essentially nonexistent.

Posted on: September 19, 2008 - 8:19pm #3

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MattShizzle wrote:What if it

MattShizzle wrote:

What if it just means god is from the '70s? That happy face was around long before Wal-Mart used it.

Those false smiles prior to the Wal Mart smile were the acts of the evil "Light Bulb" of K-Mart who retoactivly planted the thought of the smile in the acid heads.

Posted on: September 21, 2008 - 4:36pm #4

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Ahhh don't you see? It's

Ahhh don't you see? It's progressive revelation from smiley face god and is part of its' plan to bring you low low sweat shop prices. All hail smiley, the god of vulture capitalism. Can I get an AMEN?

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Posted on: September 23, 2008 - 12:46pm #5

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Cali_Athiest2 wrote:Ahhh

Cali_Athiest2 wrote:

Ahhh don't you see? It's progressive revelation from smiley face god and is part of its' plan to bring you low low sweat shop prices. All hail smiley, the god of vulture capitalism. Can I get an AMEN?

Do the droppings these vultures leave get recycled into the bulk mayo drums?

Posted on: September 23, 2008 - 5:48pm #6

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Wonko wrote:Cali_Athiest2

Wonko wrote:

Cali_Athiest2 wrote:
Ahhh don't you see? It's progressive revelation from smiley face god and is part of its' plan to bring you low low sweat shop prices. All hail smiley, the god of vulture capitalism. Can I get an AMEN?
Do the droppings these vultures leave get recycled into the bulk mayo drums?

Not sure Wonko, guess that's why avoid them. Besides, who eats a 55 gallon drum of mayo anyways?

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Posted on: September 23, 2008 - 5:58pm #7

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Brian37 wrote:MattShizzle

Brian37 wrote:

MattShizzle wrote:
What if it just means god is from the '70s? That happy face was around long before Wal-Mart used it.
Those false smiles prior to the Wal Mart smile were the acts of the evil "Light Bulb" of K-Mart who retoactivly planted the thought of the smile in the acid heads.

Heresy! How dare thee compare the infidels of wal mart with the Godly and benevolent K-Mart?! Off with his head!

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Posted on: September 23, 2008 - 9:21pm #8

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Cali_Athiest2 wrote:Wonko

Cali_Athiest2 wrote:

Wonko wrote:
Cali_Athiest2 wrote:
Ahhh don't you see? It's progressive revelation from smiley face god and is part of its' plan to bring you low low sweat shop prices. All hail smiley, the god of vulture capitalism. Can I get an AMEN?
Do the droppings these vultures leave get recycled into the bulk mayo drums?
Not sure Wonko, guess that's why avoid them. Besides, who eats a 55 gallon drum of mayo anyways?

Actually, my reference was an extremely quiet tip of the hat to magilum. A funny line magilum recently wrote from a different thread or two that is stuck in my head.