Silly rant about hurricane names.
Why the fuck to we name hurricanes? Even more so, we give them nice sounding names like "Frances" or "Hanna", what the fuck? No wonder people stay when they should leave, we name them after people we want to date! If we are going to be that absurd in naming storms why don't we call one "Cuddles". " Category 5 hurricane Cuddles is headed for Miami!"
No, we should name these storms what we really want to call them, we could even go down the alphabet.
D= Hurricane DICKWAD!
F= Hurricane FUCK YOU!
G= Hurricane GOD DAMN IT!
H= Hurricane HOME WRECKER! (literal and appropreate)
But, that is just a side issue.
Why don't people leave? Huh? IT'S A FUCKING HURRICANE.! I know why, because the weatherman cant cuss. Did you ever notice that?
Weatherman Bob is all calm cool and collected, "Hurricane Frances has top wind speeds of 5 billion miles per hour" not a bit of sweat on his brow.
NO, if you want people out of the city and state this is how the weatherman should sound:
"WE GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING HURRICANE HEADED OUR WAY, GET THE FUCK OUT. IF YOU ARE A DUMB ASS AND STAY, THANK YOU FOR THINNING OUT THE GENE POOL, WE DON'T NEED DIP SHITS LIKE YOU! OTHERWISE GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!"
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