You are starting something you can't finish [YOU RESPOND]
Posted on: August 30, 2008 - 4:59pm
Offline
You are starting something you can't finish [YOU RESPOND]
From: virtuoso@me.com
Sent: Saturday, August 30, 2008 9:47 AM
Subject: [Defend my God!] You are starting something you can't finish
A Man of God sent a message using the contact form at
http://www.rationalresponders.com/contact.
May God have mercy on your soul. You may not believe in God, but he
believes in you. and if God believes in you so does satan, which it seems
that he has already won your soul.
SUPPORT RRS:
Bookmark/Search this post with:
I don't believe in them either.
If I don't believe in something, how can I consider it having beliefs, or any properties at all? What's your basis for saying this? Your dumb pastor's interpretation of a book written by authors unknown? Let me tell you something, brother: your pastor is just a guy with delusions of grandeur who couldn't hack it with a real job.
...And Sauron's eye is upon you from Mordor!! Oh noes!!!
I don't believe in Satan or souls either. May Ceiling Cat have mercy on you before you wind up in Basement Cat's clutches. May the Flying Spaghttie monster have mercy on your soul because it looks like Cthulu has already won it.
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
Richard Dawkins
Don't I get like three wishes or something first ?
Man, what a gyp...
Ohhhh, sure. But could I have December god instead ?
He's waaaaay coooler.
May not, shall not, what not, whatever.
But he best bring his evidence and not his rama-llama-ding-dong
cause he'll have to prove I exist, first !
Yes, uhhhh... I have Miroslav's autograph. Got it signed after a game so I know
Mr. Satan believes in me. Bet you don't have one!
Yessir, but he failed to guess what was behind door number three
so his winnings total zilch, nada, aught, goose egg, nil, zero, nix, nothing.
But there is, of course, the consolation
prize, so, by all means..... let him console you.
Bye for now until we greet again,
Wonko
We are afraid of the known and afraid of the unknown. That is our daily life and in that there is no hope, and therefore every form of philosophy, every form of theological concept, is merely an escape from the actual reality of what is. All outward forms of change brought about by wars, revolutions, reformations, laws and ideologies have failed completely to change the basic nature of man and therefore of society. - Thomas Jefferson
I am god , I am satan , I am all that IS .... mercy is all mine, just as in you , as I do believe, as I do have faith, as I am atheist, as I am all that is .... what else can anything be, but g-o-d ? ..... NO NO NO , not that dumb fantasy childish silly god of abe santa clause invention. Sheeezzz, pleeease all you stupid idol worshipers, FUCKING STOP LYING.
George Carlin - some people are stupid 3 min
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oboyox3L_MI&feature=related
A. Your bible says that your god won't have mercy on my soul during the rapture or beforehand, so why saying it? You know how this is going to end, fire... brimstone... a pitchfork in the tukas and all...
B. your god already knows what's going to happen, it's in his book. So, why bother saying it or changing it? it's all predetermined.
C. allah hears everything you're saying and she is getting very very angry.
god -- I tried you on for size.... you were a little long in the crotch, loose in the waist, short in the length and you made my butt look extra flat. I had to take you back for an exchange.
Himm. Given it is highly improbable that I have a soul, I would guess that she probably has other more important things to worry about.
I believe in me too. It is always good to believe is things that are real.
Well, I'm real which makes is easy for Satan to believe in me. You probably believe in me too. But somehow I think someone is going to be pissed of if they win my soul, cos it doesn't exist. But hey a non-existent entity winning a non-existent object from another non-existent entity. I can live with that.
In God I trust, all others bring data
BTW God, I think your excemption expired
If I had a nickel for every person in human history that claimed a magical daddy in the sky I would make Warren Buffet look like a street bum.
So, you are just another person making threats on behalf of the delusion in your head. *YAWN*
I am as afraid of your deity as I am in Micky Mouse, Allah or Thor.
Deities do not follow a "method" because imagination is a whim, not a method.
Thanks, Virtuoso! It's nice to see no swearing for once. I'll respond in kind: Please take the next few minutes you would use responding to this thread, praying for our souls, surfing for porn, or whatever you were planning... to go do something constructive instead.
Clean your house, help a neighbor, stroll the neighborhood, pick up trash at a park, donate to your local vet's office for free neutering and spaying, whatever.
Then take stock of your situation. Which made you feel better? Which helped humankind and the Earth more? Doesn't it say somewhere in your holy literature that doing good is doing god's works?
If you're in agreement, please go right ahead and continue doing good. But remember: every instant you're on your knees praying or giving money to your local priest is a moment you're not helping your family or putting your hard-earned money to good use.
Since you'll likely never really think carefullly about this and just do things by rote: have a nice life letting others choose how to spend your time and money.
Ultimate personal responsibility requires a peculiar type of moral courage that theists may never achieve.
Christians surrender to a god idol of self separation, where as I have surrenderd to the lonely and glorifying humble undenialble realization that I am god of no beginning nor end.
I do not say this as "starting something new to finish", just as the "laws of god" (physics) are eternal.
I was JUST talking to satan and it looks like you are next on his list. Sorry man, guess you just didn't BELIEVE enough for jesus to save you.
Oh yea, when you see satan, tell him I want my DVDs back.
If Jesus exists he was only a Prophet and never claimed to be Son of God or God. I have heard that Jesus traveled to Rome from a Friend in the Archeologist field but still Jesus can't save me for Jesus was not perfect by his own standards just like God is not Perfect according to God's standards. So how can this God and Jesus save me when the mind created the whole story and even with it belonging to the mind Humans are the Judge of God and Because I am a nice guy he won't have to worry about eternal torment for his wrong doing!
Satan has not Proven hisself just like God so until you prove satan stop letting your mind play mind games with you it make you feel crazy!
LegendKillerJustin
"Who was the Fool, who the wise man, beggar or King? Whether poor or rich, all's the same in death." Papa Roach Getting Away With Murder album
I am A.D.H.D.
I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own — a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."
— Albert Einstein (1879-1955),
Hey General, Sleestack is foolin' with the OP .... I hope
I know, dude. I know.
It's just... I want to be the best, y'kow? The very best. My real test - my cause - simply lie outside of God.
Watch this video. I hope you'll understand.
You're gonna wake-up in a smoothie, Mutha' Ucker.
Pokemon!?!? Ah, I don't understand. You're going to catch Creationists? Eh.......
There is no such thing as a soul. If there is, sorry, God can't save us, we're going to hell.
Oh, nice little play on semantics.
Satan is making me do community service.
"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." -Marcus Aurelius