I dare you to deny Allah, you pussy! [YOU RESPOND]

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I dare you to deny Allah, you pussy! [YOU RESPOND]

From: kpbonilla@yahoo.com
Sent: Saturday, February 23, 2008 10:59 AM
Subject: [General Question] Blasphemy

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If you really are not affraid, I sugest you throw Islam into the mix.
Muslims are currently responsible for killing more Christians in the last
10 years than you could ever hope to insult. Try saying you dont believe in
Muhammad's teachings. According to their beliefs they still hunt down and
kill blasphemers. I mean if you really are serious that you are not
affraid. Also you truly do not subscribe to the notion that God exsist. As
religions go Muslims are the largest church in the world now. So why are
you waisting your time with christians, go after the big dogs!

 

FROM KELLY, ROOK, AND SAPIENT: We deny the existence of Allah, he doesn't exist, Muslims are wrong.


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Fairly odd Gods

I deny the existence of Allah.

And about the violence against Christians, it's whining like that keeps the violence going. The eye for an eye attitude is one of the most preminet similarities of the big three faiths.

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OOOOOHHH Scary! (?)

Are you really proud that your religion kills a lot of people? 

FUCK YOUR PROPHET!

FUCK YOUR RELIGION!

AND FUCK YOU!


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I Deny The Spirit Of Islam

I deny the message of the prophet Mohammed, the quran, and all the other bullshit that goes with it.


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hell yes I deny Allah!

Hell yes I deny Allah. I'm no fan of Christianity either, but there are scores of Atheists attacking Christianity. It's almost trendy. My pet peeves are Islam, because it is in my opinion the biggest threat, and Paganism, b/c it's just so stupid and trendy. The only people who put either religion down most of the time are Christians, although that doesn't mean I think Christians are great either.

Worldwide, it's much easier to bash Christianity than Islam...just look at Salman Rushdie for fuck's sake.


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Bashing Xainity is the same

Bashing Xainity is the same thing as bashing Islam, and ALL god of abe crap, and ALL superstition dogma stupidity of idol worship in any color or definition.

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RationalResponseSquad

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If you really are not affraid, I sugest you throw Islam into the mix.
Muslims are currently responsible for killing more Christians in the last
10 years than you could ever hope to insult. Try saying you dont believe in
Muhammad's teachings. According to their beliefs they still hunt down and
kill blasphemers. I mean if you really are serious that you are not
affraid. Also you truly do not subscribe to the notion that God exsist. As
religions go Muslims are the largest church in the world now. So why are
you waisting your time with christians, go after the big dogs!

 

I deny Allah, and the Muslim faith.

As to your ascersion that Muslims are the largest Church in the world, do your research. Like many christian claims, this statement of yours is an outright lie.

Oh, and Islam doesn't have churches. They have mosques.


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I AM GOD AS YOU wrote:When

I AM GOD AS YOU wrote:

When anyone finds something to really worship , do let me know ... I will want to check it out ....     


 

 

You may worship me. I am far superior to any and all gods mentioned in this topic.

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 I deny all gods, deities,

 I deny all gods, deities, supreme beings, saviors, and all religions of any kind, anywhere.


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Islam is just another bad

Islam is just another bad piece of ancient fiction.

Sorry Allah is wrong also.

In conclusion, Kuss Umak ya min Ghabah!!!


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I deny Allah

RationalResponseSquad wrote:

If you really are unafraid, I suggest you throw Islam into the mix.
Muslims are currently responsible for killing more Christians in the last
10 years than you could ever hope to insult. Try saying you dont believe in
Muhammad's teachings. According to their beliefs they still hunt down and
kill blasphemers. I mean if you really are serious, then you are not
afraid. Also you truly do not subscribe to the notion that God exists. As
religions go, Islam is the largest religion in the world now. So why are
you wasting your time with Christians? Go after the big dogs!

Hi kpbonrilla, 

First of all, Allah doesn't exist, Islam is bullshit, Muhammad's a pedophile, and Muslims are wrong. There, I denied Allah. You can take back the comment about me being a pussy now. I'm not afraid of anybody hunting me down because of my beliefs, what matters is that I announced them to the world instead of holding my peace. 

The thing about criticizing Islam is that most people are not familiar with it. It's not a big religion in American society, and most Americans tend to look upon it with suspicion as is. There are people out there who criticize Islam, but I'm not one of them. patcondell on YouTube is an atheist who criticizes Islam though - if you want to see a share of bashing not typically available on this forum, check his videos out. 

Islam is a fast-growing religion, but it's still not as big as Christianity. See the snazzy pie chart?

 

Sincerely, 

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I do not believe in Allah

I do not believe in Allah Mohammed Muslims Christians Mormons and Jews

 

I hold firm to my belief that all fat people should be jolly

 


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Here's a cartoon

Here's a cartoon commissioned by me and drawn by one of the members of my forum at GraveyardoftheGods.com:

Reality is the graveyard of the gods.


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Mohommad is a teddy bear and

There is no god but Alan.

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I deny Allah!!!I deny

I deny Allah!!!

I deny Yahweh!!!

I deny Zeus!!!

I deny all gods, am ofcoarse afraid of none of them.  Check out my new posted topic a list of gods i deny.  Any others wish to join me???

 


 

 

 


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Who deleted my link?

Who deleted the link to the cartoon mentioned in my previous message and why was it removed?

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They are only half correct

Muslims say "No god but Allah."  They are only half right.


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So, no moderator is willing

So, no moderator is willing to respond to my question?  From the rules:

"Moderators are subject to the House Rules on par with all other members."

and:

"If a moderator must edit a post to remove offending remarks, a note will be made by mod."

At this time, that first quotation appears to be bullshit.

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NoDeity wrote:So, no

NoDeity wrote:

So, no moderator is willing to respond to my question?  From the rules:

"Moderators are subject to the House Rules on par with all other members."

and:

"If a moderator must edit a post to remove offending remarks, a note will be made by mod."

At this time, that first quotation appears to be bullshit.

No one tampered with your pic link

it was not formatted correctly

People who think there is something they refer to as god don't ask enough questions.


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That seems unlikely to me. 

That seems unlikely to me.  As I recall, I simply copied the URL from the browser address bar and pasted it into the message.  Then, previewed the message and tested the link as it appeared in there and it worked.  I know that eye-witnesses are notoriously unreliable but...

[shrug]  Oh well, here goes another try:

 

http://tendersensibilities.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=5&pos=0


 

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For the record, there is a

For the record, there is a working link in the post directly above mine.

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, | As I foretold you, were all spirits, and | Are melted into air, into thin air; | And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, | The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, | The solemn temples, the great globe itself, - Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, | And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, | Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff | As dreams are made on, and our little life | Is rounded with a sleep. - Shakespeare


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My apologies.  I see that

My apologies.  I see that you fixed it.

I tried to edit my post immediately preceding this one but your system was one cooperating with me and I was unable to do so.  Please delete that post.

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...do you actually know anything about Mohammed? (PBUH)

Mohammed united all these scattered lil' nations and stopped a LOT of killing and bloodshed. He also managed to get a few more rights for women and children. that's just some history for you. it's really weird to me that you're only seeing his religious beliefs instead of what he actually did. i totally respect him for uniting those nations and tryinig to bring some peace to the area and also for trying to make life better for women and children at that time.

it bothers me that really awful things are being said in comlete ignorance of what Mo' (PBUH) actually did. and P.S. child brides were part of the culture, people. yeah it's sick, and i definitely disagree with it, but at the time people didn't see it that way.

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I deny Allah for the same

I deny Allah for the same reason I deny Thor. You will not get 72 virgins as a result of an invisible brain with no cerebellum or neurons can knock up Mary or magically bang clouds together to make lightening.

Allah is as real as Jesus and Harry Potter. I hope the Harry Potter fans don't turn fiction into religion like the assholes of the past who continue to divide humanity.

Allah is the result of the same human imagination as Dungeons and Dragons and as useful to the species from protecting the planet from meteors as Ra was in protecting Horus being attacked by Set.

Allah, and Jesus will protect humans from harm as much as Thot protected the extinction of Isis and Osirus, who are dead in our current culture. Myth is a placebo.

I would love to be saved by Xena Warrior Princess, but I do not delude myself into thinking she is real.

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Lost Verses of the Koran Surah 115: The Pig

Bismillah:

The hurried flight of the Hegira had led the Muslims to a fertile oasis, where they were at last safe from their many enemies in Mecca.
Pausing, each thanked Allah the moon-god for their good fortune.
Assembling at a long table, they enjoyed rare delicacies brought by bare-breasted sirens whose faces were veiled. During the feast Muhammad sternly forbade his disciples to partake of pig flesh, while fondling the youthful breasts of a Nubian harlot named Sheba.
Obeying the Prophet, the pilgrims partook of the succulent flesh of jackals and vultures, washing their food down with strong wine.
"I never dreamed I’d have to eat the loins of a jackal, let alone the bitter entrails of a cursed vulture," observed a hungry pilgrim named Ahmed to a fellow Muslim, choking on the unpalatable morsels.
"Neither did I, but the Holy Prophet has ordered it," grumbled another starving follower, almost heaving as he consumed greasy vulture flesh.
"A rancid pork chop would taste a hell of a lot better than this crap does," retorted Ahmed.
"It’s an acquired taste brother, you’ll get used to it," spoke up another, smiling with a mouthful of rotten teeth.
"I don’t think so," said Ahmed, forcing down a burned jackal testicle.
An uncaring Muhammad, famished, greedily wolfed down roasted jackal in enjoyment, quaffing from an earthenware wine carafe on occasion, while choosing which of the sirens that would soon endure his favours.
The meal finished in the late afternoon, a drunken, lustful Muhammad initiated a sex orgy with the sirens, the debauched Holy Prophet, Allah speaking through him, declaring all earlier betrothals or marriages of the women he knew null and void. The Muslims celebrated their good fortune, again thanking Allah for the bounty they had been blessed to receive.
Later, as Muhammad sat half-naked under a palm tree, masturbating to the thought of molesting little girls, Ahmed chanced by and remarked, "Oh great prophet, why does Allah say that we cannot dine on delicious porcine flesh?"
"Why?" asked Muhammad, closing his filthy, tattered, moth-eaten robe, "Because Allah's younger retarded cyclops brother is a pig, and Allah doesn't want us killing his holy kinfolk."
"Allah is a pig?" asked Ahmed, staring at Muhammad.
"Of course," replied the deranged Prophet, hallucinating thanks to ingesting strong hashish minutes earlier.
"That's ridiculous, why in hell do we worship pigs?" asked Ahmed, thinking his flight from Mecca may have been the result of heeding the words of a false prophet, possessed of a capricious desert demon who delighted in seeing them consume the flesh of vermin.
"Because they're better than we are," answered a smiling Muhammad, now fantasising about raping little boys, "Look at me, I'm little more than a lecherous child molester, thief and murderer!"
"True, but pigs can't even talk!" exclaimed Ahmed, digging a heel into the sand.
"Allah can, he speaks to me in my dreams," retorted the wildly hallucinating Muhammad, barely able to focus on Ahmed, seeing him in double vision.
"You're a madman," declared a disgusted Ahmed, "I'm heading back to join the infidels in Mecca!"
"Who cares?" retorted Muhammad, slurring his words and breaking into riotous laughter.
Prophet Muhammad, opening his robe and again reaching for his flaccid sex organ, was too occupied with masturbating his building erection to reply further, while Ahmed disappeared behind a sand dune.
"What a stupid, perverted, licentious bastard," spat Ahmed, walking off, "Muhammad is crazier than a shithouse rat!"

Surah 116: The Pervert

Bismillah:

And it came to pass that Muhammad was growing ever hornier and more depraved: In a dream it was revealed by Allah that he was to molest a young girl named Ayesha.
Drunk on strong wine, the Prophet looked to a follower named Khalil and announced, "Allah has said I am to have sex on this day with a child; the virgin daughter of my brother in law Abu."
"What?" asked a frowning Khalil, holding a wine bottle, taken back by the remark and turning to Muhammad.
"I am to know Abu’s daughter Ayesha," declared Muhammad, a finger in the air, becoming visibly aroused at the thought having sex with her.
"She is but a little girl who plays with dolls; her womb does not yet weep, are you insane?" asked Khalil, knowing in his heart that the Prophet was little more than a pervert, thief, liar and murderer.
"Probably, but it is the will of Allah", Muhammad said to himself, staggering off to the hovel of Ayesha.
"What a twisted devil the Prophet is – the will of Allah my ass, he’s just an evil, depraved monster who lusts after the flesh," Khalil mumbled, putting the bottle to his parched lips.
An oblivious and uncaring Muhammad blundered down the street, weaving as he went, arriving at the hovel shortly thereafter.
Knocking on the door, Ayesha’s mother Umm appeared. "What do you want Prophet?" she asked, staring at the debauched Muhammad, clad in a filthy tan robe covered in dust and wine stains, a lone flea crawling upon his moustache near his nostrils.
"Bismillah, I am here to take your daughter Ayesha in bed," the Prophet answered, slurring his words.
"You licentious beast!" exclaimed the girl’s mother, "She is only six years old, if it is indeed the will of Allah, take me instead to satisfy your wanton depravity!"
"Taking you is not the will of Allah," retorted Muhammad, the scent of wine heavy on his foul breath, "You are a wrinkled and faded flower without comeliness; be gone with your favours; I could never get a hard on at the likes of you."
Enraged by her rebuff, Muhammad smote her upon the face with a backhand.
"That’s what one gets for disobeying the will of Allah," declared Muhammad, his words punctuated by a loud belch, "Take me to Ayesha, that I may know her on this day!"
Obeying, Umm reluctantly led Muhammad to the room of Ayesha, opening the door. "This perverted Prophet here wants to screw you," announced Umm with a frown, Muhammad ogling the virgin child in double vision.
"But you knew my cousin Abdullah, younger brother of Ahmed not an hour ago," replied a shocked Ayesha, dropping her doll, revolted by the sight of the filthy, lascivious paedophile Muhammad.
"Be that as it may, Allah has said I will also know you," said Muhammad with an expectant smile, the gleam of lust in his eyes.
"Why me?" asked Ayesha, looking to the Prophet with trepidation.
"Because Allah has said it and I am horny, let us lay down, that I may know you," ordered Muhammad as he removed his robe, Ayesha’s mother shaking her head in helpless disgust and closing the door.

Surah 117: The Murderer

Bismillah:

Muhammad and his followers enjoyed many days away from Mecca at the oasis, home of his oafish brother in law, Abu Bakr, who was also Muslim.
Dining on roast jackal, vultures and snakes, their strength was renewed by the bounty Allah the moon-god provided: plentiful food for their bellies and plentiful sirens for their carnal pleasure.
Khalil was upset that the Prophet was an evil lecherous paedophile who had known a little girl, so he went to the home of Ayesha to speak with her father, Abu the oaf.
He made his way to the hovel, and knocked on the door.
Ayesha’s mother opened the door, frowning as she beheld another of Prophet Muhammad’s followers. "Is life not bad enough, what are you here for, to rape my daughter, me, or one of my sons?" she inquired with disdain.
"Indeed not woman, I must speak with your husband, not you," said Khalil, who as a good Muslim, looked down upon women as little more than objects of pleasure, or dogs to be beaten into submission.
"My husband Abu is very drunk," she related, lowering her gaze in respect.
Khalil entering the hovel, the oaf Abu appeared from a side room holding a wine bottle, and slurred, "What do you want here, follower of the Prophet?"
"I must speak with you regarding your little daughter Ayesha," answered Khalil.
"What about her?" asked Abu, blinking his eyes and trying to focus on the man.
"The Prophet came unto her in her room a fortnight ago; do you not know?" asked Khalil.
"He has come unto her many times since, she is his wife," replied the unconcerned oaf.
"His wife you say - you permitted it?" asked Khalil, stunned by the revelation.
"Of course; he has come unto one of my nephews too, Muhammad is a paederast, it is the will of Allah," declared a shrugging Abu.
"He’s raping our child you drunken bastard!" exclaimed a tearful Umm, looking to Khalil.
Abu smote her across the face, admonishing, "Take care woman, speak not ill of Prophet Muhammad, it is the will of Allah. The Prophet first knew Ayesha in a dream, when Gabriel showed her to him, uncovering her body for him to see."
"That’s really sick, she’s only six years old," observed Khalil.
"Better for the great Prophet to know her than one of the infidels," declared a smiling Abu.
"Prophet my ass, Muhammad is a depraved monster possessed of a demon; how could you permit such a thing, you are her father!" exclaimed Khalil in utter disgust.
"Yes I am, and the Prophet says I will know her too," confessed Abu, contemplating the odd thought of having sex with his own daughter.
Umm burst into tears and sobbed, throwing herself to the floor upon hearing Abu’s repugnant words.
A fearful Khalil fled the hovel, not knowing what to think; realising Muhammad and his brother in law Abu were wicked licentious perverts and vicious rapers of children, possessed of capricious and malevolent demons.
Later, Abu spoke with the Prophet while they entered a brothel together. He told him of the strange encounter with Khalil.
Khalil’s an idiot, he takes Islam much too seriously," replied Muhammad, looking to his oafish brother in law.
"It is a bad omen Prophet, Khalil woefully disdains your marriage to Ayesha, and disdains that I am to know her too," declared Abu, even he feeling deep down that such a liaison was distasteful, but knowing it was the unalterable will of Allah, the moon god.
"It is the will of Allah for you to know your daughter, did not Lot of Sodom know his daughters in the cave?" asked a slurring Muhammad, quite drunk, leaning against a wall to steady himself.
"Yes Prophet, he did," answered Abu with firm resolve.
"Indeed, it was and is Allah’s will," replied Muhammad, picking a flea from his beard and crushing it between his fingernails, "As for our problem, I will have a dream tonight, and Allah will order me to kill Khalil."
"He will?" asked Abu, putting a hand to his chin in confusion, "But I thought the Perfect, Most Merciful Pig Allah never revealed his intentions until you had a dream."
"No matter oaf, he is making his will known to me by making me drink strong wine on this day," said a quickly lying Muhammad, holding up a bottle.
"Don’t you drink strong wine everyday?" asked Abu.
"Not as strong as this stuff," replied the Prophet with a broad smile, "It has hashish oil in it; let us partake of a pair of this brothel’s women and enjoy wine together."
As Muhammad and Abu descended into more revelry and debauchery, a troubled Khalil approached another of the Prophet’s followers, the one with rotten teeth. Telling him of his woes, he awaited the reply.
"Who cares what he does, have vulture and some wine," said the man, tearing a leg from a roasted, maggot-ridden carcass and offering it to Khalil.
"You don’t care that Muhammad is a deranged pervert who has sex with little children?" asked Khalil, taking the leg.
"Hell no, I’m only here for the food, I was starving in the alleys of Mecca before I met Muhammad," replied the rotten toothed man, grabbing more vulture flesh and a wine bottle.
"Oh," answered a defeated Khalil, taking a bite from the leg and reaching for wine.
Late evening came, with Khalil and the other followers drunk and passed out in their tent. Muhammad and Abu awoke at the brothel after midnight, rested and refreshed.
"What are we to do about Khalil?" asked Abu as they left via a side door, avoiding an encounter with the brothel’s madam, to whom they owed money.
"Leave that to me oaf," answered the Prophet, holding up a hand, "In my dream Allah told me how to deal with him."
Muhammad headed down the street and stealthily entered the tent of his followers, intent on taking Khalil’s life. Abu Bakr followed him through the entrance, looking about for possible witnesses. Holding an oiled leather garrote, the smiling Prophet mercilessly strangled the sleeping Khalil, knowing in his heart that it was the will of Allah. The helpless follower struggled defiantly as a determined Muhammad gritted his teeth and pulled the garrote tighter, crushing Khalil’s windpipe, the Prophet letting out foul gas from his posterior due to the exertion. The struggling ceased; he and Abu then quietly removed the body from the tent and carried it into the desert.
"That takes care of that problem," declared a satisfied Muhammad as he pocketed the garrote, he and Abu making their way to his hovel so he could know his young wife Ayesha again.
"When will I know her Prophet?" inquired Abu in the lamplit hovel, looking to his daughter’s room.
"Very soon, Allah has said it, go know your wife Umm for now, oaf," suggested Muhammad with a smile, opening the door to Ayesha’s room.