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Here's a stupid question: Can God make a rock so big that even he can't pick it up?


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   Not by any religious deffinition. Speaking as an atheist god doesn't exist anyway so the question is irrelevant.

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Well...

 Honestly, I'm probably a rare case, but that question was one of the first issues that caused me to begin inspecting the tenants of my faith.  It really bothered me, and I found that other religious people that knew about it sort of laughed when I posed the question.  Although it's 'a dumb question' it has real ramifications when you begin to investigate it and its variations. 

 

Well, it does for those who have faith, and that is, presumably, who the question is for...

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nutxaq wrote:Here's a stupid

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Here's a stupid question: Can God make a rock so big that even he can't pick it up?

Whoa!  Never heard this one before.  You've really thrown us religious types into a tailspin. 

I know (hope) this is in jest, but in seriousness, these types of questions are very firmly rooted in academia, which is famously out of touch with how the world actually works, how people actually feel, what people actually think, etc.  If God does indeed exist, then the answer to this question is at very best irrelevant. 


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Balrogoz wrote: Honestly,

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 Honestly, I'm probably a rare case, but that question was one of the first issues that caused me to begin inspecting the tenants of my faith.  It really bothered me, and I found that other religious people that knew about it sort of laughed when I posed the question.  Although it's 'a dumb question' it has real ramifications when you begin to investigate it and its variations. 

 

Well, it does for those who have faith, and that is, presumably, who the question is for...

It's sort of like how each of Chuck Norris' testicles is biiger than the other. Where does it end? Is that why god is apparently incapable or unwilling to attend to the suffering of his children? He's too busy trying to make a rock he can't lift?

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jmm wrote:  If God does

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  If God does indeed exist, then the answer to this question is at very best irrelevant. 

How so? The ability to accomplish either task would inevitably negate the possibility of an all powerfull god.

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nutxaq wrote:jmm wrote:  If

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jmm wrote:

  If God does indeed exist, then the answer to this question is at very best irrelevant. 

How so? The ability to accomplish either task would inevitably negate the possibility of an all powerfull god.

Eh, because the ultimate answer is going to boil down to 'Can God? God is omnipotent, so of course He can. Being Omnipotent, God can do anything, including making himself no longer omnipotent. So, if God is omnipotent, then it follows that he can do it, but hasn't done it, and likely won't, because in doing so he would then render himself no longer omnipotent.'

So the answer is included in the question, and really, it provides no actual weight either way.

Which is a shame, because it's a question that does make people question their faith and critically examine what they believe in.

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Foolish lil mortals and your

Foolish lil mortals and your tiny 3 dimensional thinking...

 

All god would have to do is create a rock big enough that he cannot lift it, then create a being that could lift it, thus completing both tasks, and after the rock was lifted, destroy the new being, and say that he did it! bam!

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Foolish lil mortals and your tiny 3 dimensional thinking...

 

All god would have to do is create a rock big enough that he cannot lift it, then create a being that could lift it, thus completing both tasks, and after the rock was lifted, destroy the new being, and say that he did it! bam!

Yeah, but if I was the super strong being I'd just chop god in the neck and steal his rock.

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god in all his forms

god in all his forms  exists outside all forms of reason. The christian one deals with the reason problems using the valuable academic subject known as theology.

 

The Flying Spaghetti Monster  has a far more scientific method of dealing with reality

 Can the  FSM create a beer volcano that even he cannot drink dry?

Answer is simple, it depends on how drunk he was when he started.

Don't like that answer well I could call you a heathen unbeliever but I offer a suggestion drink a  few beers, still doesnt make any sense drink some more. Trust me eventually it will all make  sense trust me I know

 

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mrjonno wrote:god in all his

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god in all his forms  exists outside all forms of reason. The christian one deals with the reason problems using the valuable academic subject known as theology.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster  has a far more scientific method of dealing with reality

 Can the  FSM create a beer volcano that even he cannot drink dry?

Answer is simple, it depends on how drunk he was when he started.

Don't like that answer well I could call you a heathen unbeliever but I offer a suggestion drink a  few beers, still doesnt make any sense drink some more. Trust me eventually it will all make  sense trust me I know

 

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nutxaq wrote:I'm boned. I

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I'm boned. I quit drinking a few years ago.

 

The alcohol consumption is considered by a minority  of pastafarian scholars to be a story that should not always be taken literally. As it means act like you have drunk 25 pints of beer even if you havent actually got totally rat assed.

 

 


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25 pints? So he's supposed

25 pints? So he's supposed to throw up and then pass out (possibly into a coma?)


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mrjonno wrote:nutxaq

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I'm boned. I quit drinking a few years ago.

 The alcohol consumption is considered by a minority  of pastafarian scholars to be a story that should not always be taken literally. As it means act like you have drunk 25 pints of beer even if you havent actually got totally rat assed.

Well.....I am typically pretty beligerant and lacking in what most people call "manners".....

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25 pints it's possible

if you take your time...say 8 hours sure it can be done, I went to Newfoundland with my wife a few years ago for a wedding. In 7 hours, 6 guys polished off 10 2-4's of canadian beer. I swore off drinking that much with them ever again after that night.


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latincanuck wrote:if you

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if you take your time...say 8 hours sure it can be done, I went to Newfoundland with my wife a few years ago for a wedding. In 7 hours, 6 guys polished off 10 2-4's of canadian beer. I swore off drinking that much with them ever again after that night.

That's actually why I quit. I had reached a point where it took 18-24 bottles to feel a buzz.

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nutxaq wrote:Here's a stupid

nutxaq wrote:

Here's a stupid question: Can God make a rock so big that even he can't pick it up?

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  If God does indeed exist, then the answer to this question is at very best irrelevant. 

nutxaq wrote:

How so? The ability to accomplish either task would inevitably negate the possibility of an all powerfull god.

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Eh, because the ultimate answer is going to boil down to 'Can God? God is omnipotent, so of course He can. Being Omnipotent, God can do anything, including making himself no longer omnipotent. So, if God is omnipotent, then it follows that he can do it, but hasn't done it, and likely won't, because in doing so he would then render himself no longer omnipotent.'

So the answer is included in the question, and really, it provides no actual weight either way.

Which is a shame, because it's a question that does make people question their faith and critically examine what they believe in.

My thinking is that the answer, perhaps, involves gods presumed ubiquitous nature as well as omnipotence.

If god existed and made a rock so big that even he couldn't pick it up he could always suspend or pause his omnipotence so that he couldn't lift it. If god is truly omnipotent, he would have to have this capability.

It would be as if he were a weapon wielding warrior setting his capability of power aside or a wild west gunslinger, pulling his pistol from his holster and setting it up on the bar in front of himself for a while......

....like next to his beer....*drools*

....or.................. something....

(salivation...so close to salvation, only not

yuuummmmmmmmm,  beer.

Uhhhh, in this way, god wouldn't have to lose his omnipotence permanently.

My question is... If god has too much to drink, which way would the vomit go?

The only answer I could think of was that it would have to be omnidirectional.

hee-he


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If god only had to suspend

If god only had to suspend his retard strength then he could simply do so with something as light as a feather, or for that matter fake it.

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nutxaq wrote:jmm wrote:  If

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  If God does indeed exist, then the answer to this question is at very best irrelevant. 

How so? The ability to accomplish either task would inevitably negate the possibility of an all powerfull god.

True, but I'm still confused as to why people are still hung up on the supposed necessity of omnipotence.  God, in theory, doesn't have to be all-powerful--he just has to be powerful enough. 


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jmm wrote:nutxaq wrote:jmm

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nutxaq wrote:

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  If God does indeed exist, then the answer to this question is at very best irrelevant. 

How so? The ability to accomplish either task would inevitably negate the possibility of an all powerfull god.

True, but I'm still confused as to why people are still hung up on the supposed necessity of omnipotence.  God, in theory, doesn't have to be all-powerful--he just has to be powerful enough. 

That's true. But the most influential and (frankly) dangerous faiths are centered around an omnipotent and infallible god. If the world was made up of deists and "live and let live" Christians I wouldn't care, but I can't turn on the news without hearing about religious based warfare and the encroachment on my civil liberties of people who have their heads up their asses and claim preposterous things. Until they kick back and enjoy tall frosty glass of "chill the fuck out" I'm going to keep pointing out why their stupid.

 

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Wonko wrote:My question

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My question is... If god has too much to drink, which way would the vomit go?

The only answer I could think of was that it would have to be omnidirectional.

hee-he

You made me laugh so hard I spilled my beer and sprayed my monitor.

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pauljohntheskeptic wrote:You

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You made me laugh so hard I spilled my beer and sprayed my monitor.

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Wonko wrote:Uhhhh, in this

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Uhhhh, in this way, god wouldn't have to lose his omnipotence permanently.

Except that as long as God retains the ability to become omnipotent again, the rock isn't too big for him to lift, it's only too big for him to lift right now.

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SACRILEGE!!!! *Evil monkey point* BURN THE HERETIC!

Wait in line, you can burn what the Catholic Church leaves they have 1st priority in burnin' for all my unforgiven sins and blasphemy.

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pauljohntheskeptic wrote:The

pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

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SACRILEGE!!!! *Evil monkey point* BURN THE HERETIC!

Wait in line, you can burn what the Catholic Church leaves they have 1st priority in burnin' for all my unforgiven sins and blasphemy.

nay, beer sacrilege takes precidense over biblical sacrilege

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The Doomed Soul wrote:

pauljohntheskeptic wrote:

The Doomed Soul wrote:

SACRILEGE!!!! *Evil monkey point* BURN THE HERETIC!

Wait in line, you can burn what the Catholic Church leaves they have 1st priority in burnin' for all my unforgiven sins and blasphemy.

nay, beer sacrilege takes precidense over biblical sacrilege

It's not my fault, I was forced by an overwhelming urge to laugh inappropriately when I had beer in my hand.

Burn the evil one that caused the spill.

 

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 A more important question

 A more important question is whether God can rock so hard even he can't stop the boogie beats.


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When I was about 8yo (the

When I was about 8yo (the beginnings of my transition to sanity) I got to thinking about the problem of evil.  First, I wondered why god would create evil to begin with. Then I got to thinking about all the times god used evil in getting even with people.  I could remember a few but I knew there were more. So I opened up my bibble and started skimming through it looking for passages in which he/she/it used evil for basically evil purposes.  Gave up after a while because there were way too many to remember.

Anyway, I kept trying to figure out why god used evil so much. Even asked my pastor about it but, whatever crap he told me, it didn't sound right. Don't ask me to remember what he told me, that was damned near half a century ago.  So I kept on thinking about and one day I had an epiphany!  That Sunday I went to church and told the pastor that I'd figured it out. god was really satan!  I even argued with the pastor for about half an hour before he told me to leave the church and don't come back.

Think about it, god using evil as a weapon against those who cross him, or those who merely annoy him in some small way.  god used evil to torture, blind, maim and kill on hundreds of occasions. and what a better cover? That would also mean god  is not omnipotent, or he's dead.

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magilum wrote: A more

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 A more important question is whether God can rock so hard even he can't stop the boogie beats.

By jmm's earlier reasoning, I believe God can rock only hard enough so that the boogie beats continue unabated.

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magilum wrote: A more

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 A more important question is whether God can rock so hard even he can't stop the boogie beats.

Clearly not. Have you heard Christian rock? Even the metal sucks by default because they're all like "I'll make you taste the flesh of JEEEESUUUUUUUSSSS!!!!1".

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magilum wrote: A more

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 A more important question is whether God can rock so hard even he can't stop the boogie beats.

Clearly not. Have you heard Christian rock? Even the metal sucks by default because they're all like "I'll make you taste the flesh of JEEEESUUUUUUUSSSS!!!!1".

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Bulldog wrote:Think about

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Think about it, god using evil as a weapon against those who cross him, or those who merely annoy him in some small way.  god used evil to torture, blind, maim and kill on hundreds of occasions. and what a better cover? That would also mean god  is not omnipotent, or he's dead.

They say the devil takes many forms.

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jmm wrote:nutxaq wrote:jmm

jmm wrote:

nutxaq wrote:

jmm wrote:

  If God does indeed exist, then the answer to this question is at very best irrelevant. 

How so? The ability to accomplish either task would inevitably negate the possibility of an all powerfull god.

True, but I'm still confused as to why people are still hung up on the supposed necessity of omnipotence.  God, in theory, doesn't have to be all-powerful--he just has to be powerful enough. 

What's "enough?" Aren't we just moving peas around on the plate?


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What's "enough?" Aren't we just moving peas around on the plate?

He's trying to. It's a very clear cut question. Is gods power so limitless that he can create something that exceeds his limitlessness? To put it another way: Can god create peas so big even he can't push them around on his enormous ethereal plate?

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nutxaq wrote:magilum

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What's "enough?" Aren't we just moving peas around on the plate?

He's trying to. It's a very clear cut question. Is gods power so limitless that he can create something that exceeds his limitlessness? To put it another way: Can god create peas so big even he can't push them around on his enormous ethereal plate?

And the answer remains the same: He can, by ceding his limitlessness. Such cessation must be permanent, however, or the created object does not truly exceed his limitlessness; ie: If God retains the ability to revert to omnipotence, then he can lift the rock and push the peas, he's simply opting not to.

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nutxaq wrote:

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What's "enough?" Aren't we just moving peas around on the plate?

He's trying to. It's a very clear cut question. Is gods power so limitless that he can create something that exceeds his limitlessness? To put it another way: Can god create peas so big even he can't push them around on his enormous ethereal plate?

And the answer remains the same: He can, by ceding his limitlessness. Such cessation must be permanent, however, or the created object does not truly exceed his limitlessness; ie: If God retains the ability to revert to omnipotence, then he can lift the rock and push the peas, he's simply opting not to.

And around we go. The end result is still that no being can be all powerful. Everything has limits. If he can or cannot accomplish either task then the limitless nature of god is negated. In your solution is the admission that god cannot create a rock or pea that big, ergo he is not all powerful. Suspending his retard strength is pointless as it doesn't require him to surpass his limits, and could be done to make any existing object (a pebble for instance) too heavy for god. That's akin to faking it and therefore a copout.

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nutxaq wrote:And around we

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And around we go. The end result is still that no being can be all powerful. Everything has limits. If he can or cannot accomplish either task then the limitless nature of god is negated. In your solution is the admission that god cannot create a rock or pea that big, ergo he is not all powerful. Suspending his retard strength is pointless as it doesn't require him to surpass his limits, and could be done to make any existing object (a pebble for instance) too heavy for god. That's akin to faking it and therefore a copout.

Not at all. If God were to exist according to the definition you posulate, you could complete the task, he simply wouldn't. The question 'can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it' is flawed. A better one would be 'can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it and remain God?"

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BMcD wrote:nutxaq wrote:And

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And around we go. The end result is still that no being can be all powerful. Everything has limits. If he can or cannot accomplish either task then the limitless nature of god is negated. In your solution is the admission that god cannot create a rock or pea that big, ergo he is not all powerful. Suspending his retard strength is pointless as it doesn't require him to surpass his limits, and could be done to make any existing object (a pebble for instance) too heavy for god. That's akin to faking it and therefore a copout.

Not at all. If God were to exist according to the definition you posulate, you could complete the task, he simply wouldn't. The question 'can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it' is flawed. A better one would be 'can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it and remain God?"

I think you just knocked a pea off of your plate.

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This is actually from another thread but is directly related to this topic and in line with the position 'BMcD' put forth here. So I hope you (BMcD) don’t mind me using these statements in this thread. (BMcD, you should receive a PM from me concerning having borrowed the quote from the other thread.)

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Actually, there's a whole 'nother thread on the 'rock so big he can't lift it' question. Over there, I basically said that yes, God could, but in order to do so, he'd have to make the rock, and then limit himself to being unable to lift it. In this case, he could make the burrito, but he'd have to then make himself unable to eat it all. In doing so, he'd be ceding his omnipotence, and would be unable to regain it, ever, because by having the option of regaining the omnipotence in the future, he retains the capability of lifting the rock or eating the burrito, he's simply not exercizing it. So, as I said there, he could... but in order to do so, he'd have to stop being God. Just like evil, to be what God is claimed to be, he'd have to have the capacity, but never exercise it.

As you’ve pointed out, if he renders himself no longer omnipotent then he would no longer be god. With that in mind and considering he is no longer god, is it really correct to say that it’s god that can’t lift the rock? In my mind that would make it a creature who was formally a god that couldn’t lift the rock. Not a god who can’t lift the rock.

I think the problem I’m having may be more to do with the nature of the title 'God'.  In my mind I have it down as being a title more a kin to being deserved through qualifications rather than somthing that's intrinsic to the creatures'identity. Maybe this is flawed though?

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tothiel wrote:I think the

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I think the problem I’m having may be more to do with the nature of the title 'God'.  In my mind I have it down as being a title more a kin to being deserved through qualifications rather than somthing that's intrinsic to the creatures'identity. Maybe this is flawed though?

This is question is mainly for the believers of the Abrahamic god (since they're the most annoying) or anyone else who claims the existence of an omnipotent god.

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tothiel wrote:This is

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This is actually from another thread but is directly related to this topic and in line with the position 'BMcD' put forth here. So I hope you (BMcD) don’t mind me using these statements in this thread. (BMcD, you should receive a PM from me concerning having borrowed the quote from the other thread.)

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As you’ve pointed out, if he renders himself no longer omnipotent then he would no longer be god. With that in mind and considering he is no longer god, is it really correct to say that it’s god that can’t lift the rock? In my mind that would make it a creature who was formally a god that couldn’t lift the rock. Not a god who can’t lift the rock.

Indeed, which is why I postulated that the better question is 'can he make a rock so big he can't lift it and remain God?'. I totally agree that once done, he's not God. His ability to perform the act is predicated on him never performing the act. It's like that old Looney Tunes reel where Daffy decides he's going to 'out daredevil' Bugs and swallows a mixture of kerosene, gasoline, nitroglycerine, and gunpowder, shakes well, and then swallows a lit match, blowing himself up.

Bugs: "Great trick, Daffy! You're right, that was amazing!"

Daffy (ghost): "Yeah... but I can only do it once..."

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I think the problem I’m having may be more to do with the nature of the title 'God'.  In my mind I have it down as being a title more a kin to being deserved through qualifications rather than somthing that's intrinsic to the creatures'identity. Maybe this is flawed though?

Well, even the most ardent theist will tell you that no-one can truly understand the nature of God. To do so would be to attain omniscience. So don't worry about it. Just remember that whatever you think about God, it's probably wrong, cuz he's a sick, twisted, sadistic pedophile anyway.

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BMcD wrote:Well, even the

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Well, even the most ardent theist will tell you that no-one can truly understand the nature of God.

Which usually comes after you refute the littany of things they claim to be god's will.

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BMcD wrote: Indeed, which

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Indeed, which is why I postulated that the better question is 'can he make a rock so big he can't lift it and remain God?'. I totally agree that once done, he's not God. His ability to perform the act is predicated on him never performing the act. It's like that old Looney Tunes reel where Daffy decides he's going to 'out daredevil' Bugs and swallows a mixture of kerosene, gasoline, nitroglycerine, and gunpowder, shakes well, and then swallows a lit match, blowing himself up. Bugs: "Great trick, Daffy! You're right, that was amazing!" Daffy (ghost): "Yeah... but I can only do it once..."

 

Ok I got it. It’s not that the question doesn’t create a contradiction in terms, it’s just that the initial question isn’t quite specific enough.

 

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Well, even the most ardent theist will tell you that no-one can truly understand the nature of God. To do so would be to attain omniscience. So don't worry about it. Just remember that whatever you think about God, it's probably wrong, cuz he's a sick, twisted, sadistic pedophile anyway.

 

Of course as an atheist what I think about God is completely masturbatory and theoretical (laymens terms concerning my use of 'theoretical' of course). But that aside, I find myself completely at odds with the idea that even though God is beyond our ability to understand him (her/it /them) that someone could somehow move on to worshiping such a thing.

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tothiel wrote:Ok I got it.

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Ok I got it. It’s not that the question doesn’t create a contradiction in terms, it’s just that the initial question isn’t quite specific enough.

The initial question was plenty specific. It is an attack on the claim of omnipotence. Neither option can be claimed in the affirmative without negating the other option, therefore god is not omnipotent. Any attempt to find divine loopholes as far as I'm concerned, is conceding the point. BMcD seems to want a Swiss Army knife becase the great big Bowie Knife I provided doesn't have a spoon.

 

 

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Ok I got it. It’s not that the question doesn’t create a contradiction in terms, it’s just that the initial question isn’t quite specific enough.

The initial question was plenty specific. It is an attack on the claim of omnipotence. Neither option can be claimed in the affirmative without negating the other option, therefore god is not omnipotent. Any attempt to find divine loopholes as far as I'm concerned, is conceding the point. BMcD seems to want a Swiss Army knife becase the great big Bowie Knife I provided doesn't have a spoon.

I realize it's an attack on omnipotence, however if you include the idea specific to God having to retain his omni traits then it seems to work as a safety net protecting itself from the idea BMcD put forth. It's really the same question either way you go about it, but, the latter caters to the pedantic.

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I simply believe in closing

I simply believe in closing the loopholes before the Llamas and Paisleys of the world try to exploit them. Eye-wink

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BMcD wrote:I simply believe

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I simply believe in closing the loopholes before the Llamas and Paisleys of the world try to exploit them. Eye-wink

Not much to exploit. That's the kind of mental acrobatics I hoping to stir up.

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