The Best Proofs for God's Existence I Have Ever Seen

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The Best Proofs for God's Existence I Have Ever Seen

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'cause of the most excellent

'cause of the most excellent editing and the fact it was made for the internets? ooookay... lmao


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It's the 'straight line

It's the 'straight line proof' I find most compelling, actually. :P


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Kevin R Brown wrote:It's the

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It's the 'straight line proof' I find most compelling, actually. :P

 

what??? you mean you didn't find the peanut butter part compelling??? I mean, come on, it had Kirk Cameron singing it's praises. lmao Sticking out tongue

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    With the comedy team of Comfort and Cameron I knew it couldn't be serious. I wish those two producers would join us here because if they think they're obnoxious atheists, they haven't seen Mattshizzle in full rant.

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    With the comedy team of Comfort and Cameron I knew it couldn't be serious. I wish those two producers would join us here because if they think they're obnoxious atheists, they haven't seen Mattshizzle in full rant.

 

I was just kidding, as I'm well aware Kirk Cameron has very supple limbs to insert his feet in both his mouth and his ass so to speak.

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lmao

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    With the comedy team of Comfort and Cameron I knew it couldn't be serious. I wish those two producers would join us here because if they think they're obnoxious atheists, they haven't seen Mattshizzle in full rant.

 

I was just kidding, as I'm well aware Kirk Cameron has very supple limbs to insert his feet in both his mouth and his ass so to speak.

   

    I'm not sure Kirk & Ray even realize how stupid they look and sound. I keep waiting for one of them to giggle and say it was a bad joke.  As it is they are just a bad joke.

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    With the comedy team of Comfort and Cameron I knew it couldn't be serious. I wish those two producers would join us here because if they think they're obnoxious atheists, they haven't seen Mattshizzle in full rant.

 

In a way I see myself as kind of a cross between Howard Stern, George Carlin, Sam Kinnison and Andy Kauffman.

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MattShizzle wrote:In a way I

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In a way I see myself as kind of a cross between Howard Stern, George Carlin, Sam Kinnison and Andy Kauffman.
You see yourself as 3/4 dead? =(o.0)=


 

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I'm talking about my

I'm talking about my personality/comedy style being a combination of theirs, not that I wouldn't rather be dead than living the life I am.

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MattShizzle wrote:I'm

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I'm talking about my personality/comedy style being a combination of theirs,
Well I was just making a joke, see.
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not that I wouldn't rather be dead than living the life I am.
Well, as they taught me never to say while manning a suicide prevention hot-line phone, were that true we'd not be having this li'l chat, now would we?

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MattShizzle wrote:... not

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... not that I wouldn't rather be dead than living the life I am.


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>.< Omg that "Faithologist"

>.< Omg that "Faithologist" was an annoying bitch. How the hell is she qualified for even breathing, let alone tell us atheist we're wrong. Just calling herself a faithologist is enough for any atheist to tune her out, as I'm pretty damn sure that is a made up title.

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For those who don't know,

For those who don't know, Ray Comfort was PWNED on one of the earliest RRS shows (I had never heard of him at the time and thought he was a parody his arguments were so bad.) Both of them were PWNED by Brian and Kelly on a nightline debate - maybe about 1 year ago?

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Death Dragoon wrote:>.< Omg

Death Dragoon wrote:

>.< Omg that "Faithologist" was an annoying bitch. How the hell is she qualified for even breathing, let alone tell us atheist we're wrong. Just calling herself a faithologist is enough for any atheist to tune her out, as I'm pretty damn sure that is a made up title.

you do know it's satire, right?


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Nope

Nope, i could only make it through the first 30 seconds before the annoyance was too much.


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well, it's supposed to show

well, it's supposed to show the silliness of many theistic arguments.


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Yea, I remember someone

Yea, I remember someone rebutting the banana theory or w/etf it is saying that it could also be used as a penis. Not sure if it was on here or not but I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.

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Yea, I remember someone rebutting the banana theory or w/etf it is saying that it could also be used as a penis. Not sure if it was on here or not but I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.

    Watch the whole video and laugh your assets off all over again.

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Death Dragoon wrote:>.< Omg

Death Dragoon wrote:

>.< Omg that "Faithologist" was an annoying bitch. How the hell is she qualified for even breathing, let alone tell us atheist we're wrong. Just calling herself a faithologist is enough for any atheist to tune her out, as I'm pretty damn sure that is a made up title.

 

she looks like a 16 year old who found a pair of her mom's old prescription glasses. typical fundie look.

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Waiting for Oblivion wrote:

Death Dragoon wrote:

>.< Omg that "Faithologist" was an annoying bitch. How the hell is she qualified for even breathing, let alone tell us atheist we're wrong. Just calling herself a faithologist is enough for any atheist to tune her out, as I'm pretty damn sure that is a made up title.

you do know it's satire, right?

Poe's law strikes again.


 

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