No this is not for real. It was a busy night on call and myself and a few other sleep deprived folks in the physician's lounge came up with this tune to be sung to Elvis' song Who Needs Money:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC0Akl2Uu4E

Our song is Who Needs Jesus (with Ray Walker as the theist):

I’m so horny like a demon
Masturbating cause I’m a heathen
I will burn for all eternity
Who needs Jesus, not me

Sex in marriage not while datin’
Flaccid dick is better than Satan
Hell and damnation is what’s in store for you
Who needs Jesus, you do

It’s so shitty that your God is always so uptight
Because he’s always pissed when you’re jerking off at night
All I think of is tits and asses, or a pussy sweet as molasses
Why can’t you just fuck and always be free
Who needs Jesus, not me

Good men save it cause hell is scary
That holy semen for the girl you marry
You need salvation and my advice to you
Who needs Jesus, you do

Cocks and titties they go together
Titty-fucking what could be better
I want to shit on your fucked up sky daddy
Piss on Jesus, from me

Porn is evil with no love or affection
Save this poor boy  from his erection
I go to church and I do pray for you
Who needs Jesus, you do

Any time some priest starts preachin’
Ass-fucking young boys till they’re screechin’
Clergy shitheads full of hypocrisy
Who needs Jesus, not me

Porno is the way to hell and put you in a mess
So hark my words and pray to  J-E-S-U-S

Tits so tender, that’s what I love

God is tender, Christ is my love
My love for God will grow and grow and grow

I just want to cum when I go

So, who needs Jesus

That lovely, lovely Jesus

Who needs Jesus, not me