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Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a broke atheist with average tastes,

I've been lurking for a little while,

Decided to jump in for a change.

I'm a crank, with no god to thank,

I'll post rational stuff,

take that to the bank.

 

Pleased to meet you,

don't mind my on-line name,

it's a an old joke,

I wear with pride and shame.

 

I was around when Dawkins

talked about the Selfish Genes,

a few years i've talked subversive stuff on-line

and spread faithless memes.

I've come out,

and chose to shout

about my unbelief

that makes the faithful doubt.

 

Pleased to meet you,

I'm no John McCain--

Agents of intolerance,

I will still profane.

 

I'm probably left of Hitchens,

I love Myers, and think Harris is great.

Carl Sagan in my book

would be reckoned a kind of saint.

I don't look back,

and I'll now attack,

when the religious folks

start to give us flak.

 

Pleased to meet you--

was this post inane?

I tried to explain myself,

but probably came off--

 

insane.

 

(Guys, blame the Rolling Stones for inspiring me. And the Internet for letting me even talk to people.)

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."

--Ben Franklin


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vixen strangely wrote:(Guys,

vixen strangely wrote:
(Guys, blame the Rolling Stones for inspiring me. And the Internet for letting me even talk to people.)
I thinking you fits right in. =^_^=


 

"Anyone can repress a woman, but you need 'dictated' scriptures to feel you're really right in repressing her. In the same way, homophobes thrive everywhere. But you must feel you've got scripture on your side to come up with the tedious 'Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' style arguments instead of just recognising that some people are different." - Douglas Murray


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Thanks, I hope I do.

Smiling


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Welcome to the hizzle.

Welcome to the hizzle.


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Fo'shizzle--

hope I represent truth when I can, and just plain dumb satire when I'm bored.  Smiling

 

I'm going to be egotistical and post my Url--http://vixenstrangelymakesuncommonsense.blogspot.com/

Since I think my profile here doesn't carry it--I guess it's a way of introducing myself better.

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."

--Ben Franklin


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vixen strangelyseems a bad

vixen strangely

seems a bad ass cat,

with a cool freedom rant

shoutin' at the devil

that god of abraham ~

Now I'm Scared of Toothfairies. Thank you, Hellboy II  - vixen

http://vixenstrangelymakesuncommonsense.blogspot.com/

   link was goofed

   

 

 


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 Welcome and enjoy.

 Welcome and enjoy.


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Fact--the trinity of abrahamic faith--

the Judeo-Christian-Islamic tree from which sprang so much bigotry and brutality, are so help my life, the things I thirst to correct in the humanity tree, the lifeline, the baseline and the breath of our speech and how we relate., and pass down history to the babies we create.

I try to be badass. I usually am "epic fail " and geek hard. But when I find a purpose--I commit.

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."

--Ben Franklin


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Hello, hola,

Hello, hope you enjoy your stay, I know I have Laughing out loud


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Jill's right

 

vixen strangely wrote:

I'm a broke atheist with average tastes,

I've been lurking for a little while,

Decided to jump in for a change.

I'm a crank, with no god to thank,

I'll post rational stuff,

take that to the bank.

 

Pleased to meet you,

don't mind my on-line name,

it's a an old joke,

I wear with pride and shame.

 

I was around when Dawkins

talked about the Selfish Genes,

a few years i've talked subversive stuff on-line

and spread faithless memes.

I've come out,

and chose to shout

about my unbelief

that makes the faithful doubt.

 

Pleased to meet you,

I'm no John McCain--

Agents of intolerance,

I will still profane.

 

I'm probably left of Hitchens,

I love Myers, and think Harris is great.

Carl Sagan in my book

would be reckoned a kind of saint.

I don't look back,

and I'll now attack,

when the religious folks

start to give us flak.

 

Pleased to meet you--

was this post inane?

I tried to explain myself,

but probably came off--

 

insane.

 

(Guys, blame the Rolling Stones for inspiring me. And the Internet for letting me even talk to people.)

 

Cool poem/song. You'll definitely fit right in. Here's something from my novel:

 

Resistance Song
 
My country,' tis of thee,
Land of bad Biblespeak, where no one thinks;
Land where reason dies,
Drowned by Dominion’s lies,
But from the underside, resistance springs!
 
My idiot country, thee,
Land of obesity, fast food and all;
Beware thy burbs and hoods,
OCs and Hollywoods;
From shore to shore - suburban sprawl.
 
Now guided missiles fly,
In the name of Liberty – ideals gone wrong;
So shut out your despair,
And play your part, aware:
Punk Rock, past silence blares- a righteous song!
 
What is theocracy,
But dark age tyranny? I give a fuck!
Long may our fight extend-
By reason, freedom rend;
Protect from fascist ends- may Atlas shrug!

 

“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”


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welcome and enjoy your stay!

welcome and enjoy your stay! your room number is 87 here is your key please be sure to return your key when you decide to check out.(if you do, muhahahahahahahaha)


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Shaitian wrote:welcome and

Shaitian wrote:

welcome and enjoy your stay! your room number is 87 here is your key please be sure to return your key when you decide to check out.(if you do, muhahahahahahahaha)

 

And remember...

 

You can check out any time you want...

...but you can never leave.

 

Welcome to the Hotel Pennsylvania.

“It is true that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. It is equally true that in the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is an enemy of the state, the people, and domestic tranquility… and necessarily so. Someone has to rearrange the furniture.”


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vixen strangely wrote:I'm

vixen strangely wrote:

I'm a broke atheist with average tastes,

I've been lurking for a little while,

Decided to jump in for a change.

I'm a crank, with no god to thank,

I'll post rational stuff,

take that to the bank.

 

Pleased to meet you,

don't mind my on-line name,

it's a an old joke,

I wear with pride and shame.

 

I was around when Dawkins

talked about the Selfish Genes,

a few years i've talked subversive stuff on-line

and spread faithless memes.

I've come out,

and chose to shout

about my unbelief

that makes the faithful doubt.

 

Pleased to meet you,

I'm no John McCain--

Agents of intolerance,

I will still profane.

 

I'm probably left of Hitchens,

I love Myers, and think Harris is great.

Carl Sagan in my book

would be reckoned a kind of saint.

I don't look back,

and I'll now attack,

when the religious folks

start to give us flak.

 

Pleased to meet you--

was this post inane?

I tried to explain myself,

but probably came off--

 

insane.

 

(Guys, blame the Rolling Stones for inspiring me. And the Internet for letting me even talk to people.)

 

Intro for the win...  welcome Laughing out loud

 

M

Forget Jesus, the stars died so that you could be here
- Lawrence Krauss


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Most poetic intro

Most poetic intro ever..Welcome!

Welcome to the R R S home,

atheists relax,

theists look for god in gaps.

 

My embarrasing haiku offering

Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible

dudeofthemoment wrote:
This is getting redudnant. My patience with the unteachable[atheists] is limited.

Argument from Sadism: Theist presents argument in a wall of text with no punctuation and wrong spelling. Atheist cannot read and is forced to concede.


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Wow what an intro.!!!

   Hello my friend ,Welcome to the Machine....no the lab ,no the RRS forums. Your Intro was very Creative.

 

Signature ? How ?


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Hey Vixen,Welcome to the

Hey Vixen,

Welcome to the most fun forum online.

 

Educational and combative, yet the good guys always win.

 

 

How can not believing in something that is backed up with no empirical evidence be less scientific than believing in something that not only has no empirical evidence but actually goes against the laws of the universe and in many cases actually contradicts itself? - Ricky Gervais


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RRS, if you can't take a

RRS, if you can't take a punch you came to the wrong place. Put up your dukes ! 

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Welcome aboard

  It looks like more good news has arrived, and boy do I like to read the news.


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Thanks everyone who welcomed me--

feels good to be on board--ready to lay a little rhetoric out, you know...Respond rationally. Even though I may be notional--did I mention I do a lot for the humor?

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches."

--Ben Franklin


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Welcome vixen.

Welcome vixen.


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Welcome to the forums, Vixen!

Welcome to the forums, Vixen!


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vixen strangely wrote:feels

vixen strangely wrote:

feels good to be on board--ready to lay a little rhetoric out, you know...Respond rationally. Even though I may be notional--did I mention I do a lot for the humor?

A lot of us do it for the humour.

Oh ... wait, I meant the nookie. It's pretty much for the nookie.

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HisWillness wrote:vixen

HisWillness wrote:

vixen strangely wrote:

feels good to be on board--ready to lay a little rhetoric out, you know...Respond rationally. Even though I may be notional--did I mention I do a lot for the humor?

A lot of us do it for the humour.

Oh ... wait, I meant the nookie. It's pretty much for the nookie.

-10 points for the Limp Bizkit ref.  Go sit in the corner.

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