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Worst Movie Ever Made, Etc...

What is the worst movie ever made?

What is the worst leading man/woman combo?

What is the worst love scene in movie history?

 

I ask these questions in light of my own votes:

 

Worst movie ever:  Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

Worst leading man/woman combo: Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman

Worst love scene in movie history: The Sound of Music Ripoff scene in SW: AOTC

 

For the purposes of this informal survey, please limit your answers to "A" movies.  There is no end to horrible indy films and B movies.  I'm talking about Hollywood "A" movies.

 

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MattShizzle wrote:Does

MattShizzle wrote:

Does anyone remember that parody of Star Wars from the '70s called "Hardware Wars?" It was VERY cheaply made but funny as hell. It was only about 15-20 minutes. Used to be on TV every so often until the early 80s.

I loved that! Rotary egg beater as spaceship, "wookie monster," and all.

/me goes looking for a download.

EDIT addendum:

Found it on Youtube, of course:

Part 1

Part 2

 

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There are so many to choose from...

1. The Bone Collector:

We have to believe that a serial killer, who has attacked and killed GROUPS of young adults, meets his end in the (non-functioning) hands of a quadroplegic. It gets extra negative points for it's title being based on an obscure and brief reference not evident in the story line... Angelina Jolie as a beat cop????

2. The Conquorer:

John Wayne as Ghengis Khan... 'nuff said.

3. Ishtar:

It was just BAD.

4. Battlefield Earth:

Badly acted, badly scripted and based on some of the worst pulp tripe ever written. For those that defended this bit of doggeral...did you actually READ the book? An alien race that's 'allergic' to radiation???? Come ON...

More to come...

 

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Louis_Cypher wrote:2. The

Louis_Cypher wrote:

2. The Conquorer:

John Wayne as Ghengis Khan... 'nuff said.

Bad movie or not... THAT i gotta see

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Bad Flicks redux...

Continueing onward, through the dreck....

5. ANY James Bond movie not starring Sean Connery or Daniel Craig...

6. Capricorn 1:

Because it fueled the whole moon landing conspiracy crap...

7. Casablanca (the colorized version)

David Soul as Rick.... 'nuff said... (Ghastley)

8. Every Exorcist sequel...

9. Evan Almighty:

Do I even have to point out how bad this was?

10. Adam Sandler:

I know, he's not a movie, but if I have to watch any more of his simpering, one-note SNL schtik every time the plot bogs down in one of his movies, I'm going to hurl...

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Magnolia. I hate it with

Magnolia.

 

I hate it with the burning passion of a billion suns.

 

I hated it so much, I went quite a long way out of my way to rant at the person that recommended it to me.