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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was that once you opened a door to a new floor, you either had to choose a man from that floor, or ascend to the next floor. You could not go back down a floor, except to leave the store, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the store to find a husband each.

First floor.

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign saying, "Well that's better than not having a job and not loving kids, but I wonder what's up further?" So up they went.

Second floor.

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor.

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor.

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor.

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

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Kevin R Brown wrote:Shave

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Shave your 'stache, get a grip, lose some weight and consider some of the advice that's been laid on the table here. Whining and blaming isn't going to solve your problem - only progressive action on your part and a willingness to learn / adapt will do that.

This pretty much sums it up....failing to do this will result in the same track record you have already known to fail...epically. Good luck Matt.

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” Yoda


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MattShizzle wrote:Telling

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Telling someone to lose weight is like telling them to "go win the lottery." I personally have almost fallen over from exhaustion just standing up.

 

Do you have any kind of medical condition that prevents you from exercising?

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Telling someone to lose weight is like telling them to "go win the lottery." I personally have almost fallen over from exhaustion just standing up.

Christ on a fucking pogo stick, matt...

What are you willing to change about yourself?  Anything at all?  I mean, if you just want to vent, that's fine, but I'm not going to waste my precious finger energy trying to help if all you want is pity.

 

I'm a man... i can change... if i have too... i guess

ala Red Green

 

Fits this situation to a tea

 

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Relationships

What do you guys think of dating a co-worker?


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Boon Docks wrote:What do you

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What do you guys think of dating a co-worker?

 

Well personally I think it is a bad move, if things don't work out, then your stuck dealing with them at work, which could be really bad. However if s/he is in a different department in which there is little interaction with, then ok maybe, but still I think it's a bad move.


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geirj wrote:MattShizzle

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MattShizzle wrote:

Telling someone to lose weight is like telling them to "go win the lottery." I personally have almost fallen over from exhaustion just standing up.

 

Do you have any kind of medical condition that prevents you from exercising?

 

The balance problem prevents me from doing some things - also the extreme fatigue and joint pain. Also very weak - I can't pick up more than about 30 lbs.

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MattShizzle wrote: The

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The balance problem prevents me from doing some things - also the extreme fatigue and joint pain. Also very weak - I can't pick up more than about 30 lbs.

Have you seen your primary care physician recently?

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Boon Docks wrote:What do you

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What do you guys think of dating a co-worker?

Worked great for me. I married her.

If you keep it to yourselves and avoid PDA in the office, nobody will be the wiser.

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defeatist much?

I find your comments very sad, especially the fact that you would generalise women in such a way. Instead of blaming the female gender for the fact you have so far, not yet found a woman you can have a relationship with, perhaps it would be more prudent to turn your analysis to yourself and consider that maybe your current attitude towards women is what is causing you problems in the dating arena. Misogyny is not an attractive feature, in anyone.

 

Quite frankly i find your attitude quite worrying, who are you to say that becuase a women is not attracted to you that they themselves are deficient, or are 'bitches' as you so eloquently put it. No-one has to find someone attractive, and if they don't it doesn't make them any less a person. As long as a person is honest about their feelings and not deliberately cruel in expressing them then they have done nothing wrong. Your post is suggestive that the women who have been clear in their feelings towards you have in fact wronged you in some way. Your defeatist, 'blame other people at all costs' attitude is not only unproductive it is unattractive. Perhaps you should take a long hard look at yourself instead of blaming the women around you...


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Long walks...

HisWillness wrote:

Lyzandra Daria wrote:
Every man I have had a 'committed relationship' with relied on me, at some point and for too long, on me for support.

Hi, I'm Will. I like long walks in the park, the colour green ...

Funny

You spelled color 'colour'...English I'm thinking?  That would be a very long distance relationship, although I do like the British accent. 

 

If this is your pic...you pass on looks (and gender); you must believe you would qualify as moderately intelligent with a job you like and that is both sufficient to cover your living expenses and 'support' a relationship.  Are you also claiming to be the sensitive, compassionate, rational atheist who doesn't mind a postmenopausal, sometimes moody, smoker?

No?  Not to worry.  I'm not looking real hard anymore.

Actually, I was talking to a friend and said that I should get a site on 'myspace' and advertise...

Wanted...Novel experience.  Looking for a man to love, honor, cherish and support me (for a change).  Must be...etc. 

Hey...when the sex goes bad, make damn sure she can cook. 

As for masterbating...ahhh.  I've never met a man who can 'bat' 100% (nor women for that matter).  Women can just 'fake it' easier than men.  I know an exercise that can be performed during intercourse which (I'm told) feels like the real deal to a man.  I wouldn't 'shame' a man for being unable to 'seal the deal' (although he might not get another 'at bat').  I'll take care of myself, if I need to.

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"A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes"...James Feibleman (1904-1987)

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We're doing a seriously good

We're doing a seriously good job of piling on Matt, here, people.  I'll admit that I've always seen him as something of a strange and desperate individual and that the pimp talk and sexist comments are off-putting, but he's got something that no one can take away.

Most people who feel as awkward and isolated as Matt does run to join a church and cannot be shifted from such a place.  If I remember correctly, Matt actually left fundamentalism behind and as tough as that is for those people who have average level social skills, I can't help but think he's got some deep scars in the psychosocial department.  I don't intend to be patronizing here.  Hope it doesn't sound that way.

Finally, don't let Asperger's get in the way of your sex life.  It's got a genetic component.  That means somebody in your family tree had similar symptoms and still got laid

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AbandonMyPeace wrote:Could

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Could be worse..Women everywhere could find you attractive..Next thing you know all your babies have different moms and your broke as fuck trying to pay all your child support! Its tough being me....Im just playin...(Kinda.)

nice to see you posting again AMP and for the record, you're the shit. Eye-wink


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Quote:Finally, don't let

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Finally, don't let Asperger's get in the way of your sex life.  It's got a genetic component.  That means somebody in your family tree had similar symptoms and still got laid.

You have an incredible talent for finding hidden gems like this.

You're right, of course.  Even though I'm sure everyone is individually well intentioned, it can sure feel like a gang bang instead of a pep talk.  Matt, we wouldn't bitch at you if we didn't care.  We're trying to get you to snap out of your current mindset because we want your life to be better -- because you want your life to be better.

 

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DamnDirtyApe wrote:We're

DamnDirtyApe wrote:

We're doing a seriously good job of piling on Matt, here, people.  I'll admit that I've always seen him as something of a strange and desperate individual and that the pimp talk and sexist comments are off-putting, but he's got something that no one can take away.

I don't think one's virginity should get in the way of being a pimp. Smiling

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I've never actually been a

I've never actually been a fundie - most I ever was was a cafeteria Christian. But as my life got worse I doubted that shit even more. The only good I can see it did me (and I don't always see it as good) is the fear of hell kept me from killing myself from ages about 9 through maybe 15. Of course as things continue to get worse I feel more and more like it. If I had killed myself when I was 13 I'd have saved myself a huge ammount of pain. So fuck Christianity.

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MattShizzle wrote:The only

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The only good I can see it(Christianity) did me (and I don't always see it as good) is the fear of hell kept me from killing myself from ages about 9 through maybe 15. Of course as things continue to get worse I feel more and more like it. If I had killed myself when I was 13 I'd have saved myself a huge ammount of pain. So fuck Christianity.

Matt, seriously, is this a cry for help? You have alluded to suicide multiple times in your postings here. While some people have shown genuine malice towards you, I believe the majority of people on this thread have given you ample suggestions to improve your situation. I have lost all patience with your posting these calls for attention which have been answered and reanswered and then answered again.

What do you need?

You have literally resolved in public view that you are against changing any aspect of your life in a positive way.

You will continue to ignore or dismiss any seriously critical, yet extremely helpful advice offered.

You will troll for sympathy be revealing your intentions to be only of the "pity for pity's sake" variety to validate your emotions.

I have lost any semblance of patience and good intentions I have shown to you in the past. I will no longer be an active participant in these pity party parades you like to create.

I sincerely hope you seek help and improve your life, but unless you accept that you are currently not willing to change, nothing will change...except for the ever decreasing patience of the board members involved in your sad affairs.

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latincanuck wrote:I love it

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I love it goddess, fucking love it, it's what I always say, a bitch is someone that fucks everyone but u Laughing out loud hahaha, oh the tears are starting to come down. Oh and if you weren't taken....and probably in another country.......oh hell if I even stood a chance, fuck I would be all over you....ur hot damnit.

haha, glad somebody thought it was funny.

 

On a more serious note, Matt, I stronly urge to get evaluated by... someone. My layman's diagnostic skills tell me that your symptoms resemble those of gout, so it might be a good idea to see a physician. Seriously, I'm guessing I'm a fraction of your size, and I can lift much more than 30 lbs. Either you're exaggerating, or you honestly have a medical condition that needs to be addressed.

For your mental hangups, I again suggest you see a professional psychiatrist, and bring these issues up with him/her.

We've all tried to give you constructive advice, which I'm sure can sound harsh, but you're the one who complained in the first place - we only want to see you happy. However, you seem to have ignored every shred of advice, so now I'm wondering what the purpose of this thread actually was.


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I am seeing a therapist.

I am seeing a therapist. hat's getting me upset right now is not being able to find a job.


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shelleymtjoy wrote:nice to

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nice to see you posting again AMP and for the record, you're the shit. Eye-wink

 


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For the bitches:-RR 

For the bitches:

-RR

 


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Excluding the misogynist BS,

Excluding the misogynist BS, I can sympathize with Matt. I am the stereotypical geek who is a nice guy that studied hard in high school and college. I completed medical school and then residency to become a successful physician. I never considered myself to be attractive and in fact, the credentials don't automatically guarantee a life partner. I was lonely, needed a companion and yes, desperately needed to fuck. I couldn't just live on porn forever and end up with carpal tunnel syndrome. With deep regrets, I never fucked a woman before. I was a 33 year old virgin. What did I do? I did what no atheist on this site would ever think of doing.

I had an arranged marriage with a Hindu girl who is cool with me being atheist. She's gorgeous, intelligent, kind, watches porn with me (life just doesn't get better), etc.....and I will never get over fucking her big tits after a nice pasta dinner (I hope she never reads this).  Been married now for 10 years and raising a family.

Now friends, I'm honestly not trying to brag here. I wouldn't say that I have a perfect marriage nor would I call myself the symbol of happiness. But there are nice guys who do finish first in the end. And I want to add that my wife had the option at the very outset of turning me down. She was never forced to marry me. To this day, she says that she married me because I am a good man. And that's all she wanted. I sincerely hope all the nice guys and gals here find happiness. And I hope none of the guys get carpal tunnel syndrome.


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greek goddess wrote: On a

greek goddess wrote:

 

On a more serious note, Matt, I stronly urge to get evaluated by... someone. My layman's diagnostic skills tell me that your symptoms resemble those of gout, so it might be a good idea to see a physician. Seriously, I'm guessing I'm a fraction of your size, and I can lift much more than 30 lbs. Either you're exaggerating, or you honestly have a medical condition that needs to be addressed.

 

I do actually see my Dr because of my diabetes about every 4 months. The inability to lift much isn't a recent thing - been that case for years. When I was in college I took weight training for a semester (I was younger - about 13 years ago.) I was able to get up to 70 lbs by the end of the semester, but not doing it after that and aging took that away.

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Hambydammit wrote:While

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While we're on the subject, when you do speak, there are a few things that are completely off limits in the first conversation:

1) Any and all women who have hurt you.

I can attest to this fact. 

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Anyway..Suck it up man. Confidence! Go get that girl you want! All that other stuff dont matter that much. But hey if you think it helps..Then go work for that 6 pack..Get that nice ride...Whatever you think will help...You want something? Make it happen.

 

Not to add flames to the fire (or to possibly result in a simple, basic, straight forward anc common sense answer from Hammby), why is it that girl's who are in relationships seem more honestly responsive to guys than girls whom are not in a relationship?  I ask because i get along with girls whom are in relationshionship already much better than girls whom are not.  And no, I do not know they are in a relationship until about a few weeks in.  however, yes, I am totally unobservant and do not look at their hands for any jewelry that might suggest a relationship like a ring or something (and for some reason, whatever we talk about rarely seems to require the mention of her being in a relationship already).  I am more focused on their . . . . left and right hemispheres . . . yeah . . . lets go with that.  Well, that and their legs, might as well be 90% honest about such things.

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illeatyourdog wrote:Not to

illeatyourdog wrote:

Not to add flames to the fire (or to possibly result in a simple, basic, straight forward anc common sense answer from Hammby), why is it that girl's who are in relationships seem more honestly responsive to guys than girls whom are not in a relationship? 

always looking to trade up?


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Bitches Ain't Shit(feat.

Bitches Ain't Shit

(feat. Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Suga Free, Oobie)

[Intro: Lil' Jon and the East side Boyz]
Yeah, Yeah...
LiL' Jon and the east side boyz (thats right bitch)
Suga free (suga free)
Bad boy snoop dogg, oobie wassup girl
And this nigga right here
Sing it to them nate dogg (hey) (sing it man)

[verse 1: nate dogg]
Back in the days i use to like bitches (uhh)
But i tell you now days bitches aint shit (tell 'em)
And if you wonder why i say this (yeah,yeah)
I've had a lot of women and bitches think they slick (shoopbop ??)
Sneakin' around fuckin' around whenever were not around (always)
Actin' all sophisticated spending money that she didnt make (oh,ya)
I get so mad that i could slap her actin like she cleopatra (ya,ya,hey)
Aint no need to ask shes a slave to tha money and im the master

[hook: nate dogg]
Thats why i smoke sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday
Dont let no girl no bitch (hey) no man no nigga get in my way
I keep my gun with me (always) for peace i keep it right by my side (05 bitch)
Big nate long beach we'll keep Lil' Jon tight beat so come on let's ride

[verse 2: lil' jon]
Whats up with these tryin'to play a nigga
?? hoes straight stay a nigga
No more dick in yo pussy just stick with your throat
You aint gon get no child support
Playing a nigga like you were one to know that
But i love yo gurls, naw i was just playing
You say you love me if i was just playing
Why i gotta be likr that, why must i chase the cat
Or really why must i chase the rat
Nigga fucking bitches how bout that
Wont you buy me a drink (bitch hell naw)
Let me hit yo thang?(bitch hell naw)
Wont you take me to yo crib(bitch hell naw)
Lets go to the mall(bitch hell naw)

[hook]

[east side boyz]
Stop. SHYEAH. take a left. SLAM.
Pimped out. shyeah. take a left. SLAM.
Stop. SHYEAH. take a left. SLAM
Pimped out. SHYEAH. take a left. SLAM.

[verse 3: suga free]
Now dont get me started
And never say what you wanna do
Cause your just a recess pieces to get turned out too
Now i can get that man back
But how you gonna sue me child support
When you aint sat down and wrote me a rap
See you cant??
Uh oh suga free the last dinosaur from caveman
(she'll center) i toast? to this
So she can check the track, i toast? to that
You can catch him on the dance floor, i toss to this
And you know she aint got no panties, i toss to that
Gooshie-gooshie-moshie-mooshie-push me-push me
I can tell by the way she dance shes got a nice pussy

[hook]

[verse 4: snoop dogg]
Yeah, let me get a glass of that
Puff puff pass it back
Doggy dogg with a classic rap, blazing sacks back-to-back
Imagine that
Im tryibg to holla at shiniqua
Champagne for me and my peopa
VIP'ing, LBC'ing, DPG's, they'll be G's
Until the end of time, and will continue to shine
My games gettin' bigger, its a wrap. chuuch my nigga

[oobie]
Let me tell ya about a bitch
Bitches are??
Bitches dont give a shit
All a bitch want is a victim of??
You aint get no loyalty
Cause a bitch gon always be
They love it when you fuck 'em
They love it when you leave? em
Better yet when you mistreat her
For the bitch, nigga you dont need em
You bitches, aint getting shit
??

[outro: lil' jon]
(hey hey) there you have ladies and gentlemen (there you have it)
Our desdription (uh uh)
Of how these bitches be actin' this
Motherfucka that cant be
All i gotta say is keep oit pimpin' pimpin' (keep it pimpin' pimpin')
And i dont trust these motherfuckin' hoes (oh oh)

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Switch to men.

Switch to men.


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MattShizzle wrote:When I was

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When I was in college I took weight training for a semester (I was younger - about 13 years ago.) I was able to get up to 70 lbs by the end of the semester, but not doing it after that and aging took that away.

Because you stopped. You need to start again.

Need a job? Move to Wyoming. We're desperate for labor here. Probably the only place like it in the country right now. Smiling

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Problem there is with my

Problem there is with my health problems it isn't safe for me to live alone and I'd need to be making enough to both live on pay my meds and pay off my $13000 credit card balance.

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Your attitude sucks...

Matt, you haven't learned a goddamn thing have you? I think many of us are familiar with the lyrics of "Bitches Ain't Shit." How predictable that you would post such a song that is disrespectful of women! You are damn lucky I don't delete the entire post.

Stop your whining, get medical help, go to anger management classes, get a damn job and try to enjoy life. You want to get fit? Get your ass off the computer, stop stuffing your face and get some exercise.  It is good for you and will make you feel better. 

I know you have some medical problems, but it doesn't justify your hostile attitude towards women (and many others), with whom you have never had a relationship on any level that I can see. 

Stop blaming everyone else for your problems...that's a good place to start. Good luck. I think you can do it if you try. You are not a dummy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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entomophila wrote:Matt, you

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Matt, you haven't learned a goddamn thing have you? I think many of us are familiar with the lyrics of "Bitches Ain't Shit." How predictable that you would post such a song that is disrespectful of women! You are damn lucky I don't delete the entire post.

 

To be honest you strike me as a serious fascist. You deleted another one of mine because you didn't like it. I considered appealing to Mr Sapient and asking for you to lose your mod status because you seem power hungry. I honestly think you should. I hate fascists. By the way exercise is utterly out of the question. It is too painful for me to tolerate. I honestly don't think women like that deserve respect - I would say the same thing for the guys that go out and screw as many women as they can telling them they love them then never calling back. Telling me to get a job - it's way easier said than done. Last time I tried it took a year and a half - had over a hundred interviews - but guess what? When you have Asperger's and no social skills at all most people won't hire you. And by the way I am more bitter than angry - and anger management is a scam 0- see the episode of "Bullshit" about it.

 

Oh yeah and it was Carla (the one who emotionally abuses me) who told me a while back "most women are bitches." I still love her and would do anything to be with her as sick as that sounds. To be honest I would be with virtually any woman that would have me even if she beat me on a daily basis. I hate being single that much.

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Anyway..Suck it up man. Confidence! Go get that girl you want! All that other stuff dont matter that much. But hey if you think it helps..Then go work for that 6 pack..Get that nice ride...Whatever you think will help...You want something? Make it happen.

 

Not to add flames to the fire (or to possibly result in a simple, basic, straight forward anc common sense answer from Hammby), why is it that girl's who are in relationships seem more honestly responsive to guys than girls whom are not in a relationship?

 

Your really asking me that? I have no idea what girls are thinking.


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illeatyourdog wrote:

Not to add flames to the fire (or to possibly result in a simple, basic, straight forward anc common sense answer from Hammby), why is it that girl's who are in relationships seem more honestly responsive to guys than girls whom are not in a relationship? 

always looking to trade up?

Not really.  The reason being, girls whom I am friends with that are in relationships usually talk about various aspects about their life that, for one reason another they can't tlak about with their boyfriend or talk about aspects about their lifes that they should eb discussing with their boyfriend as opposed to someone who has never been in such a well defined relationship.  Not so much complaining about their boyfriend.  I have always figured that, even after getting a boyfriend, they still need an empty ear to fill with their concerns since their boyfriend eventually gets tired of hearing it. 

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AbandonMyPeace wrote: Your

AbandonMyPeace wrote:

 

Your really asking me that? I have no idea what girls are thinking.

It was a general question for anyone willing to answer man.

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Hambydammit wrote:I'm going

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I'm going to pretend that I'm offended by such a sexist joke, and by the title of the thread...

but that's funny.

 

 

Here is my favorite sexist joke

 

Man 1: How can you tell if a woman is happy?

Man 2: Who cares?

 

Note: Its my favorite joke becuase I like the form of its structure.  Simple, direct and too the point, yet, says quite a bit.  Similar to my favorite "Guy walks into a Bar" joke which is as follows "A man walks into a bar . . . ouch".

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AbandonMyPeace wrote:

 

Your really asking me that? I have no idea what girls are thinking.

It was a general question for anyone willing to answer man.

 

Ok cool.


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MattShizzle wrote:

I actually picked the title becuase it seems to me most women are bitches. I have a question to for all of them - theist or atheist:

 

Why is it you prefer a guy who is an asshole and below normal intelligence, but has 6-pack abs, is especially outgoing and/or drives an expensive car to a nice guy who is intelligent, isn't in good shap, is shy and doesn't have much money? From what I've seen the vast majority of women see a nice guy as at best friends material. 

Matt, I have to ask:

What the Hell is your problem, man?

 

Why are 'most women are bitches'? Why do they all prefer guys who treat them poorly and are stupid, but are attractive looking?

You realize that these questions are mysogynistic, right?

The questions aren't misogynistic.  At worst, they hover between negative stereotypes & prejudices.  They in no way characterise  hatred for women.

It's obvious he does not hate women & longs for a relationship with one. Maybe more.  He pointed out how most women 'seem' to him & even that's a group of women he's encountered. 

If he expands his opinion to women he has not met, then he's being prejudiced & maybe even sexist, not misogynistic.

Saying most women are bitches is no more misogynistic than a woman calling most men bitches is misandristic.  Think about it a moment...if a woman said "most men are bitches...", is she being misandristic?  No.


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MattShizzle wrote:By the way

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By the way exercise is utterly out of the question. It is too painful for me to tolerate.

Well, we wouldn't want to do anything that required effort would we. Of course it hurts,you're unfit. I wasn't overweight,I'm actually probably underweight.I was also embarassingly weak.I started weight lifting and working out and through alot of hard work(and even though I stopped several times) I eventually got stronger than all my friends. I'm not buff,just happy with where I am.If it was easy,everyone would do it.

And if you're musical taste consists of crappy mainstream rap listened to by 'hip' 15 year old,that might be part of why you can't get a respectable woman. If your thinking that about them,they're just gonna come running aren't they.

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MattShizzle wrote:greek

MattShizzle wrote:

greek goddess wrote:

 

On a more serious note, Matt, I stronly urge to get evaluated by... someone. My layman's diagnostic skills tell me that your symptoms resemble those of gout, so it might be a good idea to see a physician. Seriously, I'm guessing I'm a fraction of your size, and I can lift much more than 30 lbs. Either you're exaggerating, or you honestly have a medical condition that needs to be addressed.

 

I do actually see my Dr because of my diabetes about every 4 months. The inability to lift much isn't a recent thing - been that case for years. When I was in college I took weight training for a semester (I was younger - about 13 years ago.) I was able to get up to 70 lbs by the end of the semester, but not doing it after that and aging took that away.

So wait...hold on.  What do you mean by "get up to" 70 lbs?  Which exercise?  Bench press?  And now you can only do 30?  Dude, a standard bar weighs 45 lbs.  I mean, I think everyone's question is do you have some sort of physical disability/deformity which prevents you from exercise, or do you just really not like the normal pains of working out?  Because if it's the former, that's understandable.  If it's the latter, you just need to suck it up and work through the pain--working out hurts for everyone to a certain extent. 

If you can only bench press 30 lbs, that's...alarmingly bad.  As a general rule, you should be able to bench your body weight.  You don't look like a large man, but I'm guessing you weigh more than 30 lbs. 


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It was a bench press - it was the kind that is a machine not the wieghts on a bar. I weigh about 170. I have a very low threshold for pain.

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   Verse One: Jay-ZCan I

 

 

 


Verse One: Jay-Z

Can I hit in the MORNING
without givin you half of my dough
And even worse if I was broke would you WANT ME?
If I couldn't get you finer things
like all of them diamond rings bitches KILL FOR
would you STILL ROLL?
If we couldn't see the sun risin off the shore of Thailand
would you RIDE THEN, if I wasn't DROPPIN?
If I wasn't ah, eight figure nigga by the name of Jigga
would you come around me or would you clown me?
If I couldn't flow futuristic would ya
put your two lips on my wood and kiss it - could ya
see yourself with a nigga workin harder than 9 to 5
contend with six, two jobs to survive, or
do you need a BALLA? So you can shop and tear the MALL UP?
Brag, tell your friends what I BOUGHT YA
If you couldn't see yourself with a nigga when his dough is low
Baby girl, if this is so, yo..

Chorus: repeat 2X

[Jay-Z] Can I get a FUCK YOU
to these bitches from all of my niggaz
who don't love hoes, they get no dough

 

Now for the real deal, music videos don't do it justice...

How to Handle Bitches: Pimp Talk 101 with Bradley Honorable

 

 

 

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MattShizzle wrote:I do

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I do actually see my Dr because of my diabetes about every 4 months. The inability to lift much isn't a recent thing - been that case for years. When I was in college I took weight training for a semester (I was younger - about 13 years ago.) I was able to get up to 70 lbs by the end of the semester, but not doing it after that and aging took that away.

You can still do push ups and sit ups can't you?

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MattShizzle wrote:Oh yeah

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Oh yeah and it was Carla (the one who emotionally abuses me) who told me a while back "most women are bitches." I still love her and would do anything to be with her as sick as that sounds. To be honest I would be with virtually any woman that would have me even if she beat me on a daily basis. I hate being single that much.

Reality check Matt - Carla wasn't your girlfriend she was just some chick on the internet that you talked to online/phone in an (occasionally) sexual way while she still went out and fucked other men.  you two lived on opposite directions of the east coast and had no direct intention of ever getting together.  those last two lines could also describe our relationship - as in you and me.  so i'm telling you to pick up some weights or go for a jog or something.  the increased physical ability will help your confidence which will help you in job interviews, etc.  so put down the mouse and go for a jog, or i'm breaking up with you. Eye-wink  (not that i'm your girlfriend but face it - she wasn't either.)


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MattShizzle wrote:

I do actually see my Dr because of my diabetes about every 4 months. The inability to lift much isn't a recent thing - been that case for years. When I was in college I took weight training for a semester (I was younger - about 13 years ago.) I was able to get up to 70 lbs by the end of the semester, but not doing it after that and aging took that away.

You can still do push ups and sit ups can't you?

 

What do you mean "still?" I never really could.

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To be honest I am still in

To be honest I am still in love with her and wish I was dead not hearing from her. Unfortunately I don't have enough pills now - the new 3 month supply comes in less than a month. Maybe then I can finally stop feeling pain forever.

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wrong again

mattshizzle wrote:

To be honest you strike me as a serious fascist.

Do you have a clue as to what a fascist is?

mattshizzle wrote:

You deleted another one of mine because you didn't like it.

1. I asked you to resize a photo that was so huge it disrupted the thread. I gave you 2 days to fix the photo that you posted for people at RDN to see...and you ignored my request.

2. As a college graduate, you should be well aware of what a CV is. You told somebody from RDN that "we don't have CVs in the US" which was incorrect and totally embarrassing for you. Rather than insult you, I gently suggested that you look it up.

3. The thread was going downhill fast, and I took the opportunity to try and get people to get back on track with the debate. Here is what I wrote:

entomophila wrote:

[Entomophila deleted this comment and photo.

Matt, this reply and photo should be posted at the RDN forum, not here. I believe that you have a degree.

NOTE to the rest of you, both sides: ENTOMOPHILA is getting out her vacuum cleaner and is going to clean up this thread. Stop the Ad hominem attacks and get on with the debate. If you can ask or answer a valid question in a civil, reasonable manner, or have something constructive to say, then do so. Otherwise, please refrain from adding to this thread.

P.S. Matt, please google "circum vitae" (you should know what a CV is) and resize your photos so they are smaller and appropriate for forums]

If this is enough to send you over the edge, and caused you to rant on with your insults to me (that I am a "power hungry fascist" ), then you need more help that I thought. 

And there have been other violent, inappropriate posts that you have made that you are damn lucky didn't get deleted by me or any of the other mods.

mattshizzle wrote:

Oh yeah and it was Carla (the one who emotionally abuses me) who told me a while back "most women are bitches." I still love her and would do anything to be with her as sick as that sounds. To be honest I would be with virtually any woman that would have me even if she beat me on a daily basis. I hate being single that much.

You obviously need serious medical help and help with your uncontrollable anger. You did NOT have a relationship with Carla. Carla, the woman that you "love"  (that you have never had sex with....have you ever been in the same room with her?)...do I need to remind you of the post you made about what you wanted to happen to her when she "hurt" you?

I get that you are lonely. But you are an angry man with a huge chip on your shoulder. And you spend a lot of time coming up with all kinds of excuses for why you can't do things...and why it is everybody else's fault that you are in the situation you are now. And I think you CAN do things. You just prefer to play the victim, which is really sad.

I used to have sympathy for you, but I no longer do. You know what they say, if you want sympathy, look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

 

 

 

 


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entomophila wrote:1. I asked

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1. I asked you to resize a photo that was so huge it disrupted the thread. I gave you 2 days to fix the photo that you posted for people at RDN to see...and you ignored my request.

 

 

 

Ever think maybe I'm not a computer expert? By the way just because you're a mod doesn't mean you get to make up your own rules. I contacted Mr Sapient already about your abuse of power and asked him to remove your mod status. Your role is to enforce the rules, not make up your own. I'd say threatening to delete the entire thread was extremely inappropriate as he himself posted in here having no problem with it.

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I think this all goes back

I think this all goes back to the basic fact of life everyone in the world seems to be in denial about:

Everything is a drug(except Rational thinking and science). It should be the most obvious thing.

 

So, getting laid is no mystery. It's being a woman's drug and/or drug supplier.  Cash(Viagra for women) is the drug for hookers. I see in the discos the ugly guys that can get women cocaine or ecstasy also get in inside their pants. Religion is the drug for Xian women. You wine and dine women to get them drugged. Music is all about getting women drugged up.

That' s why women pick jerks, he's got a drug they want. Just being nice or responsible is not getting the woman a drug. So in conclusion, if your not getting laid your not playing the game. Find out what her drugs are and then be the woman's drug supplier.

 

 

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entomophila wrote:And there

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And there have been other violent, inappropriate posts that you have made that you are damn lucky didn't get deleted by me or any of the other mods.

well... what about my violent, inappropriate posts?

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