I need a youthful looking pregnant woman! Quick, dammit!
Posted on: June 5, 2008 - 12:13pm
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I need a youthful looking pregnant woman! Quick, dammit!
If we let this opportunity pass us by, we'll be kicking ourselves just like Charlie Bludhorn did when he let Funny Girl get away!
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--Bertrand Russell
"Anyone who does care should be getting ready to vote against this humiliating ticket, a team that so farcically and horribly unites the senescent and the puerile."
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I'm so torn by this article! On the one hand, I like having a good measure of which of the new freshmen girls are going to be easiest to get in the sack (Baptist girls are easy... don't let anyone tell you any different). On the other hand, Kmart is walking distance from my house, and is the only place in town that I can get Martha Stewart Living crockpots... gosh... I go through about three of those a month...
Finally, Kmart was my last bastion of superstore megalomart binge shopping! I had to give up on Wallyworld because of their book section, which didn't look much different from the "Way of the Master Propaganda Center and Children's Playground."
This is indeed a black day.
Credulity is much easier to sustain when we've been taught that facts are things to be memorized and repeated, rather than sought out and discovered.
-- Me
My favorite comment to that article:
Credulity is much easier to sustain when we've been taught that facts are things to be memorized and repeated, rather than sought out and discovered.
-- Me
Um, what exactly are you cooking in those crockpots?
Atheist stew: Two parts dead babies, 1 part human soul, and a little curry.
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” Yoda
My mother (with the medical degree) told me and my sisters (& 3 more brothers) the best birth control device ever invented was the commen aspirin, yes the aspirin.
The female holds the aspirin between her knees, no hands involved. As long as she keeps it between her knees she can't get pregnant.
jeffrick
That shows a lack of both a can-do attitude and more importantly, imagination.
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Credulity is much easier to sustain when we've been taught that facts are things to be memorized and repeated, rather than sought out and discovered.
-- Me
Doggystyle anyone?
Science. It works, bitches.
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