Christ's 2'nd Coming ?

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Christ's 2'nd Coming ?

Do any Christian theists here still believe in Jesus' eminent arrival upon Earth ?

 


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I can tell you that the

I can tell you that the christians I know do,as did I when I was one.My mother in particular is a end times fanatic. I think chrisitans will always see signs to justify believeing jesus will come in their time.

It leads to to wonder-how long would have to pass without jesus returning before they admitted something wasn't right?Though they'd probably chalk it up to mis-translation or something.

Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible

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I know I certainly do. My

I know I certainly do. My friend Dave Rodriguez is quite firm in his intent to name his son 'Jesus', and if his wife isn't about ready to pop any day now, then she swallowed a blimp whole.

Oh... oh wait... you meant THAT Jesus, didn't you?

 

 

 

 

nevermind! Smiling

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from what i've been told by

from what i've been told by theists, we wouldn't know when it'll happen, so to predict the 2nd coming by anyone or find any warnings is meaningless. some say he'll come 'like a thief at night'. He's going to steal all our possessions!

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the smiles you'll give and the tears you'll cry,
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is all your life will ever be."
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I do.

I do.


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 Any minute now ...

 Any minute now ...


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He must be taking Viagara or

He must be taking Viagara or something if he can come twice. That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

 

What's white and rains from the sky?

The coming of the lord.

 

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MattShizzle wrote:He must be

MattShizzle wrote:

He must be taking Viagara or something if he can come twice.

Naw, that just takes practice.

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There has to be a 1st before

There has to be a 1st before there can be a 2nd