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Holy Fuckin' A!

Those fucktards the Duggars just had kid # 18!!!

Here's the beginning of their oficial website to show how dumb they are (besides having 18 fucking kids!)

Our prayer is that all who view this site will realize that we are ordinary people with our individual weaknesses and imperfections but yet we serve an extraordinary GOD who delights in demonstrating His great power!

“And He said unto me, my grace is sufficient for thee for my strength is made perfect in weakness, most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities that the power of Christ may rest upon me.” (2 Corinthians 12:9)

We trust that you will find strength and encouragement from HIM who is "able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask…”


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Can't post the article since I can only find on comcast and you can't cuntpaste from their page.

 

 

 

 

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MattShizzle wrote: Our

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Our prayer is that all who view this site will realize that we are ordinary people with our individual weaknesses and imperfections but yet we serve an extraordinary GOD who delights in demonstrating His great power!


 

 

Yes it's absolutely amazing.Not like humans have been reproducing for thousands of years. Clearly this is an act of god.

With that many kids statistically some will surely become atheist or at least follow other religions. Wonder how many?

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I'm not sure that follows -

I'm not sure that follows - since they are genetically related and raised in the same environment you can't apply general statistics. Though it certainly could happen. I wonder how many Mormons become atheists - they tend to have large families - though 18 goes beyond large family, past ridiculous and reaches fucking batshit crazy.

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Quote:I'm not sure that

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I'm not sure that follows - since they are genetically related and raised in the same environment you can't apply general statistics.

I'm not sure I've ever seen any statistics about large religious families and religious adherence in children.  It's hard to guess what it would be like.  After all, everybody seems to know a preacher's kid who's a raging atheist.  Then again, the larger family means more social pressure to conform, so it might be more likely that small families would have defectors.

It's a good point you raise, Matt.

 

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'We trust that you will find

'We trust that you will find strength and encouragement from HIM who is "able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask…”'

and send us money and supplies so we can support these little &*!*@!s.


 


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Those are some ugly kids,

Those are some ugly kids, the women's identical hairstyles is pretty freaky as well. The girl on the far left has a different hairstyle, different hair color and is all alone...my money is on her to be the atheist.

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They're almost all dressed

They're almost all dressed alike too. The way the women/girls look reminds me of those fucks out in Texas. By the way they now have 5 more kids than in that picture. Pretty soon I think her twat's going to wear out and either turn inside out or explode or something. She definitely took it past its warranty.

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Kids----- I have two

   I noticed that those kids have brown hair, eccept the two boys in the front row, second and third from the left, they have blonde hair;  what does the mailman look  like?

   Statititians claim that two of eighteen will be gay,   do the perants know this yet? Actualy 2.75 but I could never figure out what a point seven five child looks like.  Nor a point three seven adult is.

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Jeffrick wrote:   I

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   I noticed that those kids have brown hair, eccept the two boys in the front row, second and third from the left, they have blonde hair;  what does the mailman look  like?

   Statititians claim that two of eighteen will be gay,   do the perants know this yet? Actualy 2.75 but I could never figure out what a point seven five child looks like.  Nor a point three seven adult is.

 

Actually the hair is a non-issue - each parent could easily have both a dominant gene for brown hair and a recessive one for blonde - which would make 1 in 4 kids blonde - a few of the other boys seem to have blondish hair. Alssome people (including myself) have blonde hair at a young age but at about 8 or 9 it starts getting darker. The statistics thing again refers to the general public not within a family that shares mostly the same genetics/environment. Though, interestingly, studies show men raised in large families are much MORE likely to be gay!

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I could do with a

I could do with a wife.

 

Wonder if they would sell me their eldest daughter?

 


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I could do with a wife.

 

Wonder if they would sell me their eldest daughter?

 

   I have two daughters, both in their twentys,  please  stay away from them.   

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Hell with that they'd have

Hell with that they'd have to slip me some roofies mixed with viagra to get me to fuck that bowwow.

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I have hair

MattShizzle wrote:

Jeffrick wrote:

   I noticed that those kids have brown hair, eccept the two boys in the front row, second and third from the left, they have blonde hair;  what does the mailman look  like?

   Statititians claim that two of eighteen will be gay,   do the perants know this yet? Actualy 2.75 but I could never figure out what a point seven five child looks like.  Nor a point three seven adult is.

 

Actually the hair is a non-issue - each parent could easily have both a dominant gene for brown hair and a recessive one for blonde - which would make 1 in 4 kids blonde - a few of the other boys seem to have blondish hair. Alssome people (including myself) have blonde hair at a young age but at about 8 or 9 it starts getting darker. The statistics thing again refers to the general public not within a family that shares mostly the same genetics/environment. Though, interestingly, studies show men raised in large families are much MORE likely to be gay!

  I have three brothers and three sisters, so I know something about large familys.  The hair thing realy is a non-issue.  All four brothers have a different hair color;   I feel short changed though; my sisters have four brothers yet I only have three, wtf.  My look-a-like brother Dana has jet black hair, I'm brown, he has body hair from our mediterranian ancesters, I have nearly none, from our Irish half.   About the gay  thing;.......... none of us are gay, baby brother is 42. But Kevin R. Brown does look very good on certain days.           Matt have you ever thought about a blonde wig and  rouge?

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 Nope. Not the slightest

 

Nope. Not the slightest bit gay and anyway I'd make an unbelievably ugly woman.

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The sad thing is they are

The sad thing is they are winning...from an evolutionary perspective.

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Jeffrick wrote:UltraMonk

Jeffrick wrote:

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I could do with a wife.

 

Wonder if they would sell me their eldest daughter?

 

   I have two daughters, both in their twentys,  please  stay away from them.   

 

Right ...

I'm confused, how does your daughters come into this?

 

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The family's website is no

The family's website is no longer up - it redirects you to the discovery channel sites stuff on them.

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MattShizzle wrote:Hell with

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Hell with that they'd have to slip me some roofies mixed with viagra to get me to fuck that bowwow.

I'd like to nominate Matt Shizzle for funniest atheist motherf*cker up in this joint. Can I get a second?

Nobody I know was brainwashed into being an atheist.

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Second it is , but who is

Second it is , but who is the craziest of all? , ..... well I try ....   I want my "Da Da" award .....