Church sign slogans.

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Church sign slogans.

Here in Virginia you pass by a church on every other block.  Almost all of them have something supposedly witty, or just plain nauseating to say on their sign.  Post annoying or stupid things you've seen on these signs or pics if you have 'em.

 

This pic was the inspiration for the thread.  I snapped this while driving around for work today in Norfolk.

Translation: if you haven't given complete control of your mind to the church you are not a good enough christian... pass the collection plate.

 

 

 

"They always say the same thing; 'But evolution is only a theory!!' Which is true, I guess, and it's good they say that I think, it gives you hope that they feel the same about the theory of Gravity and they might just float the f**k away."


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Everyone knows thinking and

Everyone knows thinking and religion mix as well as oil and water.


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Hey yeah , it's even on that

Hey yeah , it's even on that TV .... the FCC is the fucking devil ! Well ain't it ?


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There's a local asshat used

There's a local asshat used car dealer that always has religious messages on his sign. By the way, I know of a few people who went there looking to buy/sell a car. He tried to rip them off. Some Christian, huh?

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I think it really fits here

I think this really fits here like a butt on a chamber-pot:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-church-signs.php

Unfortunately, things happening inside the building are never as funny as the signs outside.
Here, in central Europe aren't such signs, they would be anyway probably considered as ridiculing the faith, which basically is, what they do.

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Here's a sign...Have You

Here's a sign...

Have You Been Touched By Jesus?

Call 1-800-Sexual-Assault

or

Let Jesus Inside You...At Least the Tip

 

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There's a car dealership in

There's a car dealership in Cornelia, Georgia that has a radio ad on the local country station.  It's a typical deep south used car commercial until the last ten seconds, when the guy says, "Also, remember to read James "something-or-other" every day.  That's James "something-or-other."  I can't recall what verse it is he wants us to read.

Used car salesman, country music, and Jesus.  Welcome to the deep south.

 

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 Ain't that the truth!

 

Ain't that the truth!


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Not exactly on topic, but

Not exactly on topic, but have any of you NOT seent his yet:

www.churchsigngenerator.com

 

You can make it say ANYTHING like:

 

or

or even

Yeah, there's more than 1 sign to pick from.

 

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AWE! That completely ruins

AWE! That completely ruins it for me! I actually thought it was a real sign.


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I think the ones posted

I think the ones posted before mine are real, as they don't have the churchsigngenerator.com logo on.

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churchsigngenerator.com

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Meh, I thought it was

Meh, I thought it was funny...and if you don't then you can sit on a seatless bicycle.


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<<----  I've had the church

<<----  I've had the church sign generator as my avatar for nearly a year now (I think).  The site has a ton of great real church sign pictures as well which are funny to read.

 

A church near my house just put up a sign that says "There is nothing too hard for God"  I just want to write on the sign "Why won't god heal amputees?"

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Yeah, I'd LOVE to put some

Yeah, I'd LOVE to put some of my own slogans on some of those real church signs! 

I've thought long and hard about making up some stickers to post on those signs, and around town like:

Jesus $ave$   

with a little catch phrase underneath like:

Pass the collection plate

or

Cause the church aint rich enough yet

or

Your pastor needs a new cadillac!

I know I have some better ones written down somewhere, but I can't think of them right off the top of my head.

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TonyZXT wrote:Translation:

TonyZXT wrote:

Translation: if you haven't given complete control of your mind to the church you are not a good enough christian... pass the collection plate.

"Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding" - Proverbs 3:5

I despise people who follow such idiocy, mindless golems.

 

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The church sign I drive by

The church sign I drive by every day to work currently has this:

"What you see is usually what you were looking for."

I.E. Believe what you want to believe

Dumb bastards

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I just noticed this a few

I just noticed this a few days ago:

 

By a Church not too far from my house, a sign says:

Quote:
"Check out MySpace"

                             -God

Apparently God uses MySpace! AND, he personally writes messages on Church signs now!


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This isn't a fake, it's

 

This isn't a fake, it's completely real.

Go to http://www.gisburne.com/blog/2008-05-04a

and

http://www.gisburne.com/blog/2008-05-12a  for more.

 

Also, there was one clever one that I saw recently in a church that is down the street from me. "Now open between easter and christmas!" I liked it.


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God is my co-pilot sign

*BOOM!*

 

 

Oh, shit, dude! What just happened to your post!? Oh, gee whiz...

 

I GUESS I MUST HAVE DESTROYED IT ! > : )

 

 

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