Church sign slogans.
Here in Virginia you pass by a church on every other block. Almost all of them have something supposedly witty, or just plain nauseating to say on their sign. Post annoying or stupid things you've seen on these signs or pics if you have 'em.
This pic was the inspiration for the thread. I snapped this while driving around for work today in Norfolk.
Translation: if you haven't given complete control of your mind to the church you are not a good enough christian... pass the collection plate.
"They always say the same thing; 'But evolution is only a theory!!' Which is true, I guess, and it's good they say that I think, it gives you hope that they feel the same about the theory of Gravity and they might just float the f**k away."