You're Welcome (bible fight!)

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You're Welcome (bible fight!)

 

I got my ass kicked. Hope you have better luck. =]

 

 

http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=biblefight

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Eve took 'em all on.The

Eve took 'em all on.
The Devil was the most difficult, but God and Jesus were surprisingly easy after that.


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I lost 3 in a row. Eve is a

I lost 3 in a row. Eve is a wicked bitch.

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I got past Eve, but Noah

I got past Eve, but Noah trampled my ass...literally!

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It just comes up a blank

It just comes up a blank part in the middle of the screen for me - no game.


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Satan wins!The impossible

Satan wins!

The impossible has come to pass.  God, Father of Man and Creator of all things, has been defeated!  Take your place as the new Ruler of All Creation.

 

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MattShizzle wrote:It just

MattShizzle wrote:

It just comes up a blank part in the middle of the screen for me - no game.


I had that at first.
Try leaving the page for about 5-10 mins - see if anything happens after that.

 


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OK I managed to win as Satan

OK I managed to win as Satan the first time. And I suck at video games usually. The key it seems is to just keep aggressively pushing forward with regular moves - don't even try the complicated special moves (which are impossible to remember and get right while doing it anyway.) You can stop them from their special moves by hitting them first.

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Tried playing as Eve - no

Tried playing as Eve - no problem until I got to Satan. Obviously Satan is by far the most powerful character in the game. God is a lot like tha villain (forget his name) in Mortal Kombat (the original)

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I haven't played as all of

I haven't played as all of them yet, but when I first played the game and got my ass kicked, I was playing as Jesus.

Later I went back and played as that bitch, Eve, and beat the shit out of everyone except Satan, who was very mean to me. I don't hold it against him, though. It's his job.

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MattShizzle wrote:Tried

MattShizzle wrote:

Tried playing as Eve - no problem until I got to Satan. Obviously Satan is by far the most powerful character in the game. God is a lot like tha villain (forget his name) in Mortal Kombat (the original)

Shang Tsung is the name, my man, and pussy fighting is his game, just as god's game here

Oh, and I WON!! SATAN KICKS TAIL using... his own tail actually (never got the cerverus charge to work)

BTW, does anyone knows how to download this jewel? I usually download flash games using downloadhelper (FF add-on) but it doesn't work with this one...

 

 

Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl. Twice as good as Jesus.