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good grammer is the work of satan [Trollville]

YAWN!  its like this man somtimes I dont speak right - but I know what iam talkin about - I did not join rrs to be popular win freiends

or spelling bees Dig ? Like the man said I Hate atheists who where their IQ on their sleeve, so if ya got any complaints bring them to big boss man and

and his lady see i have herd that complaint before, ya see iam and old and very bitter atheist and jest dont have time fer all that fancy book learin

ever heard of satire and sarcasm? guess not  so i will spell it out fer you  DEAD PAN SATIRE AND SARCASM  this looks like my knew home.
trollville and iffin ya dont dig me  i will not lose any sleep over it  sorry if i posted in the wrong place . for here i shall stay for ever more where the dirty water is ya no the junkies , hoes, and beats


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but I know what iam talkin about

How precisely can we evaluate whether or not you do indeed know what you are talking about if we cannot decipher what you are talking about?

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 its like this man somtimes I dont speak right

There's the understatement of the century. There is quite a difference between not speaking right and not speaking the right language. Since I cannot decode what you are saying, I'd wager the latter is what you are doing. Your problem is not that "you don't speak right", rather you are simply too lazy to write in lucid prose, which means you, quite frankly, deserve to be in Trollville. The moderators have no qualms whatsoever, believe me, with junking threads, as we are rather short on bandwidth as it is.

At present, all you appear to everyone else is someone who is too lazy and not bothered to do what everyone else does as courtesy to everyone else, which is to ensure at very least that you spell words correctly and that said words go in the correct order to express propositions in the form of this nifty thing you may have come across (or not) called a sentence. If you aren't bothered to do this, you will, with good reason, be treated with pure contempt. 

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Speaking of which, what axe

Speaking of which, what axe to grind to you have with Kelsey Grammer? It seems that so many people despise the poor man, for reasons I would not be able to fathom except for that they mean grammar.

"Physical reality” isn’t some arbitrary demarcation. It is defined in terms of what we can systematically investigate, directly or not, by means of our senses. It is preposterous to assert that the process of systematic scientific reasoning arbitrarily excludes “non-physical explanations” because the very notion of “non-physical explanation” is contradictory.

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DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
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deludedgod wrote: Speaking

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Speaking of which, what axe to grind to you have with Kelsey Grammer? It seems that so many people despise the poor man, for reasons I would not be able to fathom except for that they mean grammar.

Dammit! You beat me to it! Smiling

Yeah, I'm a spelling and grammar Nazi.  I don't always spell everything correctly, but I worked hard on my education and I don't see why I can't be proud of my mind and what I've learned.  After all, I'm an ex-fundy.  I broke the chains of a most thorough brainwashing. 

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huh?

huh?


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I less-than-three good

I less-than-three good grammar.

 

Even though you don't care, I'm going to do this anyway. For me.

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YAWN!

Unneccessary capitalization.

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its like this man somtimes I dont speak right - but I know what iam talkin about - I did not join rrs to be popular win freiends or spelling bees Dig ?

In order of appearance:

Failure to capitalize at the start of a sentence.

Confusing "its" with "it's".

Failure to set off a name or a title with commas.

Missing apostrophe in a contraction.

Using an adjective in place of an adverb.

Using a hyphen instead of a comma to set off a subordinate clause.

Spacing error.

Spelling error.

Hyphen splicing? (I think that may be a novel error).

Failure to capitalize acronyms.

Missing commas in a series.

Spelling error.

Parallel structure error.

Run-on sentence.

Missing punctuation at the end of a sentence.

Sentence missing a subject. (Though at least you capitalized).

Spacing error.

Also, this whole thing was a run-on.

 

*cracks knuckles*

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Like the man said I Hate atheists who where their IQ on their sleeve, so if ya got any complaints bring them to big boss man and

and his lady

Missing comma after an introductory element.

Unnecessary capitalization.

Confusing where/wear.

Misspelled "you".

Missing comma after a subjunctive clause.

Missing punctuation at the end of a sentence.

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see i have herd that complaint before, ya see iam and old and very bitter atheist and jest dont have time fer all that fancy book learin

Missing comma after an introductory element.

Capitalization error.

Spelling error.

Comma splicing.

Spelling error.

Missing comma after an introductory element.

Spacing error.

Spelling error.

Spelling error.

Missing apostrophe in a contraction.

Spelling error.

Spelling error.

Missing punctuation at the end of a sentence.

Run-on.

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ever heard of satire and sarcasm?

Failure to capitalize at the start of a new sentence.

Technically this sentence is missing a subject, but this is fortunately a case where the subject is implied, so I'll let you have that one.

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guess not so i will spell it out fer you

Failure to capitalize at the start of a sentence.

Missing subject.

Missing comma before a subordinate clause.

Capitalization error.

Spelling error.

Missing punctuation at the end of a sentence.

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DEAD PAN SATIRE AND SARCASM

Unneccessary capitalization (except the first letter).

Missing punctuation at the end of a fragment.

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this looks like my knew home. trollville and iffin ya dont dig me i will not lose any sleep over it

Failure to capitalize at the start of a sentence.

Spelling error.

Using a period instead of a comma before an appositive.

Missing comma after the same appositive, which counts as two errors since the comma would also be setting off a subordinate clause.

Failure to capitalize the name of a town. (Couldn't resist).

Attaching unneccessary letters to the ends of words (Spelling error?).

Spelling error.

Missing apostrophe in a contraction.

Missing comma after a subjunctive clause.

Missing punctuation at the end of a sentence.

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sorry if i posted in the wrong place .

Failure to capitalize at the start of a sentence.

Spacing error.

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for here i shall stay for ever more where the dirty water is ya no the junkies , hoes, and beats

Failure to capitalize at the start of a sentence.

Capitalization error.

Spacing error.

Missing comma before a subordinate clause.

Missing punctuation at the end of a sentence.

Failure to capitalize at the start of a new sentence.

Spelling error.

Spelling error.

Missing punctuation at the end of a sentence.

Run-on.

(And since I don't know the junkies, hoes, and beats, I assume that last sentence is completely without a predicate and fails to capitalize before an introductory element. In other words, it's probably a fragment).

 

F-

 

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   I object , fuck rules

   I object , fuck rules , says evolution , says art ,

I WILL NOT CONFORM

all my favorites were first labled crazy ....

umm, pig latin anyone , I like it

getting an A in english is boring  Sealed 

come on Archeopteryx , that guy is almost a genius , .... sure ain't boring, I have high expectations for he ....

I accept my F grade as an honor !

 


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  As much fun as I had

 

As much fun as I had pointing out all the ways he was communicating poorly, I will argue passionately against the assertion that a person's use of language says anything about their intelligence.

Just for the record.

 

But it IS nice when the people you're trying to communicate with can understand you. 

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   Thanks Archeopteryx I

   Thanks Archeopteryx

I have always agreed with you ...

, it's like poety and modern art I suppose, even  tho I don't get most of it,  I like it ....  

I wouldn't even know how to grade it ....

But if I must, God of Abe gets an F, ... but

The Bible gets an A for effort

, all sorta meaningless really

, I can hear the western Atheists and eastern Buddhists ETC laughing ....

Thank god !