1.)The Ghostbusters wear Corcoran Jump Boots and get around in a ’59 Cadillac Meteor-Miller Ambulance. Jesus Christ wore sandals and got around on a donkey.

2.)The Ghostbusters once beat a Sumerian demi-god with minimal damage to equipment and personnel, unless you count being covered in marshmallow, blowing the top three floors off a downtown high rise and being sued by every state, county and federal agency in New York, and they did it all inside of two hours. God still has trouble with Lucifer several thousand years later and Lucifer isn’t even a demi-god.

3.)The Holy Spirit makes tongues of flame appear above people’s heads. Proton packs fix this problem.

4.)The Holy Spirit is part of a god, making it a demi-god. Talk to Gozer about what happens to demi-gods when they cross the Ghostbusters.

5.)God had to send down ten plagues, including locusts, boils and frogs. Gozer sent down one – the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, who stomped on a Church, proving that Gozer was more powerful than God. The Ghostbusters beat Gozer, proving that they are more powerful than Gozer and God.

6.)The Ghostbusters use science to explore and explain the supernatural. Science wins.

7.)Egon will think of something.

8.)Even if he’s terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

9.)Demonic Possession was the cause of illnesses and ailments in the Bible. The Ghostbusters go for a checkup and get that fixed. And even if it is demonic possession, proton packs fix this problem, too.

10.)If someone threatens you with something that seems inexplicable to science and scares you, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

Winners – The Ghostbusters