I'd like to meet the talking snake from the garden of eden. Maybe he could convince me that Christianity isn't completely full of shit so I could experience the blissful ignorance of believing I'm immortal because an undead Jewish demigod was sent by himself to sacrifice himself to himself in order to change his own laws regarding sin which he himself created.
It may also be fun to meet Noah. I've always liked rain, but I rarely get to see any real downpours. All we get these days are some lame ass 5 inch per hour hurricanes and even those are rare. Noah got to see 11 feet per hour!!! Now that's something brag to the old people at church about!
That was the most amazing summary of Christianity I have ever seen. I'm going to keep that for future use if you don't mind. I also agree I would like to meet Satan he is the most fleshed out character in the bible next to jesus. He has the most back story so it would be an interesting conversation, I would ask him where exactly hell is located.
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That was the most amazing summary of Christianity I have ever seen. I'm going to keep that for future use if you don't mind. I also agree I would like to meet Satan he is the most fleshed out character in the bible next to jesus. He has the most back story so it would be an interesting conversation, I would ask him where exactly hell is located.