Here are the lyrics (that I could figure out- might be a couple of mistakes). I think I'm going to memorize them, maybe learn how to play the chords on the guitar and sing this at the next Christmas party I go to.

Last Christmas, I didn't get the things I wanted
and instead I got a bucket of snow
dumped on my head by my dumb ass fucking neighbor's children
who decided it be fun to tackle me to the ground

And in return I told them santa isn't real
and I stole all of their presents and
their not getting anything either
So it all worked out for me
and then I hope they get run over by a semi or a bus

And in the morning, I'm gonna wake up
and it will be all right for me
I don't believe in Santa or Jesus, so what do I do?
Find someone who does and pick a fight.

Last Christmas, I saw some fucking asshole
on a street with some stupid sign proclaiming
"Jesus was the answer and all you have to do is believe
he is the Lord" and I don't believe that so I said

"Fuck that" and I ran up and I pushed into oncoming traffic
and he didn't survive,
And now I'm in prison, but you konw I think that its all worth it in the end
and isn't that what Christmas is all about?

Last Christmas, I didn't go to church,
but I drove by a small display of people
dressed up as jesus and mary and joseph
with the animals all standing together in harmony

But I knew that's not how it really happend,
so instead I yelled out "Mary's a Whore!,
"She fucked some other guy, and her child is not the son of God"
And I think I pissed off everyone there,
but now they know what Christmas is not about.