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Submitted by deludedgod on May 5, 2008 - 5:37am.

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This is a paradox of crushing magnitude. How do you propose that Moses managed to get every animal aboard his Ark without being turned into glowing embers by at least a few dozen terribly irate, fire-breathing, mega-damage capacity objects of his worst of worst nightmares? How was the Ark not completely obliterated?

Well, if your interlocutor believes that every known species in every taxa in the biosphere was herded onto a wooden boat which managed to survive an extinction level event that constituted a form of hydrologic strip mining over the surface of the entire planet whilst simultaneously holding that the entire universe was created after the domestication of the dog, then be assured that the existence of fire-breathing mythical creatures on board the ancient equivalent of carrack is minor problem at best.

-If it cannot be expressed in terms of mathematics, it isn't physics!
-Me

"Electricity will take the place of God. Let the peasant pray to electricity. He's going to feel the power of the central authorities more than that of heaven." -Vladimir Lenin 1914

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