I'm on an aleprechaun crusade, too.

Turns out those who believe in leprechauns are trying to introduce their "pot o' gold" theory in economics class. They claim that economics can't explain the existence of gold; they believe that the only explanation is that all gold comes from leprechauns. Though this explanation has no support among economists, they are "playing to the controversy."

They are also trying to stop everyone who is not Irish from owning gold. They believe that the leprechaun Bible says quite plainly, "For those who do not speak the brogue are blasphemous to Our ears, and that those of the brogue shall not trade with those of the flat dialect, or shall themselves be outcast, and desecrate Our holy Gold no more."

Then there are those who are trying to legislate leprechaun morality, and will only vote for those who claim a belief in leprechauns, whether they are a good candidate, or a sucky candidate who is going to lead us into unprovoked wars against the non-leprechaun-believing world.

And finally, their music sucks. There's only so much Irish Rovers one world can take.

So, in closing, all I can say is, though I don't believe in leprechauns, and my non-belief is not bad, those that do believe in leprechauns are fucking up the world, and so I actively oppose them.