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You probably shouldn't ask this, but...

Submitted by Mazid the Raider on April 13, 2008 - 9:33am.

I've always wondered why, if the numbers who get to go to heaven are limited, do people keep on trying to recruit? If you ask a jehoobie about that they'll just deny that there's a limit on the number of people who get to go to heaven - that's the standard policy from which they work. But seriously - 144,000 people go to heaven, they get a better chance of going to heaven the more people they recruit - what if they recruit someone who wins over more souls than they do? Is it like a pyramid scheme, where you get credit for recruiting activity of people below you, or can you be bumped out of heaven by bringing in a big-time bullshit salesman?

"But still I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me!" ~Rudyard Kipling

Mazid the Raider says: I'd rather face the naked truth than to go "augh, dude, put some clothes on or something" and hand him some God robes, cause you and I know that the naked truth is pale, hairy, and has an outie
Entomophila says: Ew. AN outie

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