Speaking of which, I'm annoyed when people expect special treatment because their genitals work.  I'm not a parent.   I don't particularly like kids, and no, I don't think your kid is the smartest and most charming thing in the universe.  When I throw parties, they're for grown ups.  I'm sorry if you can't afford a baby sitter.  I can afford to throw the party because I didn't spend ten thousand dollars on diapers.  We all make our choices.  I'm glad you are happy with yours.  I'm happy with mine.