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From the blog January

Submitted by darth_josh on February 13, 2008 - 3:08am.

From the blog January 25

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He created everything that exists; if I go to the bank and the grocery store in one day I need a nap.

ROFLMAO. My typical day would kill this poor schmuck. Even sick with a chest cold, I had both of those things done by 9:30 am Monday AFTER I got the kids up, fixed breakfast (V-toast as the kids call 'Egg in the basket&#39Eye-wink and drove them to school.  I then proceeded to take my spouse to brunch and shopping before retrieving the kids from school and going home to sleep off this cold after helping with homework and playing HALO with all four for about an hour.

I did all of those things without any input from the divine. Nor would I want his/her/its allegedly omnipresent ass in my way. Tennessee drivers are bad enough. lol. 

Apparently, belief in a god does not impart extra energy to adherents.

Perhaps the prayer-to-brushing ratio needs improvement to get the 'god-kick' in the step. Myself? I have cigarettes and Mountain Dew for energy. No deity needed.

"Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody." - Stanislaw J. Lec

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