Christians are so loving... a compilation of works from the haters...

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As you may well know, we have a special mail bag section on our message board to display our responses to letters we receive. Some letters are so far below us that they warrant no response. These letters speak for themselves and say much more about the sender than they say about RRS. Someday when we write an RRS book, the last chapter will be an extensive compilation of letters just like this. Most of these are from Christians, however some will be from atheists, agnostics, and other forms of theists.


This is just a few days worth, we'll update this blog later with more as we get them.


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From: Adam
Date: Aug 22, 2006 1:49 AM

It must suck that there is not enough penis in this world to satisfy your immense cravings for it. Get a real job you fucking hippie. Smiling


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From: Indestructomatic
Date: Aug 22, 2006 1:33 AM

You fucking suck...


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From: Madden
Date: Aug 18, 2006 7:31 PM

hey you fuckers got to stop trying to get people to stop beliving in there faith you can be an athiest but dont try to get people to stop beliving in there faith its just wrong do anything like this agin and ill fucking kill you you fuckin nazi bastards


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From: Crazy Usama
Date: Aug 22, 2006 7:08 PM

hahaha you fucking lame limp DICKS!


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From: Joe Stanley
Date: Aug 25, 2006 5:25 PM

fuck you nigga. i believe in god. you heathen mother fuckers go to hell.

you liberal mother fucken peices of shit are useless. take your welfare, you complaining and bitching and go fuck yourself


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From: im a puppy for her love
Date: Aug 25, 2006 3:03 PM

you think your so smart...dont you? i cant wait untill you die, i can not wait untill you see how stupid you have been. i can not wait untill lucifer laughs at you...


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From: KARACHI
Date: Aug 27, 2006 12:59 PM

FUCK YALL DEVIL WORSHIPIN BASTERDS!!!

YALL BETTER BELIEVE IN GOD
CUZ THE WORLD AINT GON BE YOURS 4 MUCH LONGER!!!


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From: Dirty McCurdy
Date: Sep 1, 2006 3:49 PM

About your stupid fucking athiest agenda. Whether God is real or not is an infalliable argument and we won't know until we die, so quit fucking picking at the question.... Do you want a fucking cookie for being an athiest? Typical bandwagon mentality, thinking that you're a big bad rebel because you're going against a religion that has already lost most of its power.


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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Max
Date: Sep 1, 2006 1:56 AM

you guys are complete fags and have no morals

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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nick
Date: Aug 31, 2006 1:33 PM

u fucking athiests make me sick id kill everyone of u if i had the chance


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Th sad part is, they're all

Th sad part is, they're all for real...

Susan's picture

One Step Further

Take one step further - most of these folks profess to be Xians. You know, Xians that also profess to loving to their fellow man. Goodness and kindness is what they [supposedly] preach.

you heathen mother fuckers go to hell.

i cant wait untill you die, i can not wait untill you see how stupid you have been. i can not wait untill lucifer laughs at you...

Oh my goodness! That certainly gives me a warm and loving feeling.

I HOPE U AL 3NJOY BURNNG IN HAL LIEK TEH FLITY SATANISTS TAHT U AER MOS3S NA JZUES AND I SHAL MOK U!!

Facts assumed that are not in evidence. Atheist does not equal Satanist. And why is it assumed that Atheists don't have morals?

I'm beginning to think that Xians all have terrible grammar and cannot spell.

Do you want a fucking cookie for being an athiest?

I'll take that cookie, but I don't think I'd care for a fucking cookie.

Gracious. There are sure a lot of overly angry Xians out there. Could they be angry because we might just be right?

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LOL OH MANNNNNNNNNNNN OMGZ U

LOL OH MANNNNNNNNNNNN

OMGZ U GODLES DIX LOL U AL GONG 2 HEL
ALAH CAN SAEV U IGNORANT D3CAEDNT WASTERN FILTH!!!111 HOW CAN U NOT BLEIEV IN GOD ITS LIEK SO OBVIOS!!!!!12 WTF OMG!!!!!111 HOW CAN U JUSTIFY UR IGNORANT OPINIONS AND HYPOCRITICAL PROPAGANDA???!???!! LOL!! I HOPE U AL 3NJOY BURNNG IN HAL LIEK TEH FLITY SATANISTS TAHT U AER MOS3S NA JZUES AND I SHAL MOK U!!11!!1! OMG!1 U R AL SUFARNG FROM DA AFLICTION KNOWN AS ATH3ISM!!!!! WTF LOL IT SI SERIOS AND DIFICULT 2 CURE BUT IF U AT3ND UR LOCAL MOSQUE U MAY B H3AELD WIT TIEM!!1!11 WTF LOL!!1 DA TH3IST PATH SI CL3ARLEY DA RIGHT ON3 HOW CAN U D3NY TAHT?????? OMG??! I BT U R AL LIEBRAL HIPY JAWISH SATANIC ATH3IST SCUM BAGS!1!1!!1! OMG LOL!!!1 ENJOY AATNG BABEIS IN H3L U IGNORANT MORALES FILTH.!11!!!!11!!1 LOL!11

SINC3R3LEY
GORD0N M4LON3Y!!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

that was from my friend godo.

AHAH OH GOD

he was joking though, he was pretending to be a muslim

he's actually really intelligent and he's a freethinker

HAHA I JUST.
lmao.

LAWLZ

B3H0LD, IN R 3NL1GHT3NED GL0RY, R 1NAB1LITY 2 DETEKT ZARKAZM.

I think, at this point, it

I think, at this point, it is clear that you're fucking idiots.

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Oh, ok Elegy. I'll delete

Oh, ok Elegy. I'll delete it from the list as we wouldn't want to try and unnecessarily give theists a worse name then they already give themselves.

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Quote:GORDON WROTE: B3H0LD,

Quote:
GORDON WROTE:

B3H0LD, IN R 3NL1GHT3NED GL0RY, R 1NAB1LITY 2 DETEKT

GORDON WROTE:
I think, at this point, it is clear that you're fucking idiots.

You want to start being serious yet?

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sure, why not

sure, why not

Elegy's picture

i don't think that makes

i don't think that makes them idiots though

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It obviously doesn't make us

It obviously doesn't make us idiots. When you get letters like this:

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"FUCK YALL DEVIL WORSHIPIN BASTERDS!!!

YALL BETTER BELIEVE IN GOD
CUZ THE WORLD AINT GON BE YOURS 4 MUCH LONGER!!!"

There really isn't much reason to doubt the authenticity of any of our hate mail until given a reason to. As for Gordon=lol a xian... I have warned him via PM, to get serious, represent himself for who he really is, or get the boot from this forum.

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Haha, did anyone read the

Haha, did anyone read the song "im a puppy for her love" wrote and has posted in one of his blogs?

"I Don't Wanna Be a Monkey"

Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.
Cut it all right in two
Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer,
overhead and light
Fight over love, over sun,
over another, Fight...
Angels on the sideline again.
Been soon long with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.
Cut it all right in two
RIGHT IN TWO!

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank."-Woody Allen

"Atheism is life affirming in a way religion can never be."-Richard Dawkins

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I am continually amazed by Doublethink...

Isn't Doublethink interesting? The very people that claim to be just, moral and God-fearing seem to have no fear or concern about the supernatural repercussions of creating "The Inquisition II: No Sinner Left Behind". How hypocritical can one get!? Too bad grammatical errors aren't a sin, but then again, if these "people" don't even care about murder, which is supposed to be the most heinous sin, what are they really clinging on to?

"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed Him." Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzche
"And He shall remain in His defiled sepulchre as long as humankind retains the ability to comprehend reason and logic." Kenny Rivera Torres

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Angels on the

Angels on the sideline,
Puzzled and amused.
Why did Father give these humans free will?
Now they're all confused.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys,
Where there's one you're bound to divide it.
Right in two.
Angels on the sideline,
Baffled and confused.
Father blessed them all with reason.
And this is what they choose.
And this is what they choose...
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs,
They forge a blade,
And where there's one
they're bound to divide it,
Right in two.
Right in two.
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey.
Over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs.
They make a club.
"And beat their brother, down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.
Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.
Cut it all right in two
Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky
Fight over life, over blood, over prayer,
overhead and light
Fight over love, over sun,
over another, Fight...
Angels on the sideline again.
Been soon long with patience and reason.
Angels on the sideline again
Wondering when this tug of war will end.
Cut it all right in two
RIGHT IN TWO!"

lol actually these are lyrics from one of Tool's songs Right in Two off of the 10,000 days album.

I hope they cannot see
the limitless potential
living inside of me
to murder everything.
I hope they cannot see
I am the great destroyer.

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My reply

http://atheismsucks.THISLINKWILLNOTBESHOWNONTHISSITE.com

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For onlookers: The above

For onlookers:

The above person is named Frank Walton. LeftofLarry recently responded to Franks ad hom attack of Larry in a blog of his own. Frank is an ad hom king and a liar. A shining example of Christianity, note the love in his name "atheismsucks."

Evidence of lying here. He represented himself as "Uponthisrock" and claimed to have found someone elses blog, when in reality it was his.

We will not allow Frank to link to his site from our site, enforcing an InfidelGuy.com policy. See here.

We are tempted to ban him however he deserves a fresh start should he choose to accept it, we would be glad to allow him to post here. FRANK, that means, post HERE.

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*SIGH* People

The atheist group "Rational Responders" have the following blog (to your left) on their website. If you click "read more" you'd see a list of vitriolic, threat-filled, and hateful quotes from myspace members responding to the "Rational Responders'" website. Now I don't approve any of that garbage, I received my own share of threats from atheists. But at first glance of their blog you'd think that this has to do something about Christians... and only Christians. Why, look at the title, it says,

"Christians are so loving..."

But guess what? Not all those vitriolic quotes came from Christians! Some of those people are (as the "Rational Responders" noted) "atheists, agnostics, and other forms of theists"!

Now, some of you are saying what's the big deal? Even the Rational Responders said not all of those emails came from Christians. The big deal is that the Rational Responders used a title solely implicating Christians! Why couldn't they have put "Christians, agnostics, and atheists, and other forms of theists are so loving..." as their title? Anyway, that's like me putting up an ad with the title "Receive a million dollars for free" with the description saying "In your dreams!" What the "Rational Responders" did was obviously biased against Christians, and by doing that they used dishonest tactics. Any journalist would tell you that a title in the newspaper is important to the description of the article and should be consistent.

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Quote:But guess what? Not

Quote:
But guess what? Not all those vitriolic quotes came from Christians! Some of those people are (as the "Rational Responders" noted) "atheists, agnostics, and other forms of theists"!

This argument could be avoided if I made two seperate blogs, one for Christians and one for everyone else. But I didn't. Oh well. Good thing I took the time to point out that not all of the hate mail would be from Christians, eh? That's not good enough for you though, as we see here....

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Now, some of you are saying what's the big deal?

Well at least you know ahead of time, the type of reaction you'll get.

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Even the Rational Responders said not all of those emails came from Christians. The big deal is that the Rational Responders used a title solely implicating Christians!

No, you solely implicated Christians in your mind when you read the title. You made an assumption, and were mistaken. I didn't say "Only Christians" in the title. I didn't even purposefully insinuate the mail would be only Christian, as you see I noted immediately that the hate would be from many different types of people. I simply titled the piece something that would get peoples attention, apparently it worked... it got yours.

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Why couldn't they have put "Christians, agnostics, and atheists, and other forms of theists are so loving..." as their title?

Well atheists and agnostics don't have a guiding text that supposedly teaches love. Christians, as we're led to believe do have a guiding text that preaches love. This underlying hypocrisy is fun to point out. Like how it's fun to point out that you are a dishonest man who uses a name "atheismsucks." Your hypocrisy oozes off your posts.

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Anyway, that's like me putting up an ad with the title "Receive a million dollars for free" with the description saying "In your dreams!"

No not exactly, but whatever.

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What the "Rational Responders" did was obviously biased against Christians

Damn straight it was. Smiling Of course we'd have no material if it wasn't for hypocritical Christians sending us hate mail.

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and by doing that they used dishonest tactics.

So you mean, we're just like you? So you think that's a bad thing? Do you recognize how wrong it is to be dishonest? If you do, then why are you so dishonest. I could point to hundreds and hundreds of examples of you being dishonest Frank, but I'll stick to this one... over and over. The time you posed as someone else on Infidelguy.com in order to draw people over to your website, claiming you found someone elses blog, when in reality the blog was yours: http://www.infidelguy.com/ftopic-12076-days0-orderasc-0.html

Frank, you are the laughing stock of our community.

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Any journalist would tell you that a title in the newspaper is important to the description of the article and should be consistent.

And I'd suspect that any journalist would tell you that my title was perfectly acceptable.

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Hi Brain, Buddy, don't go

Hi Brain,

Buddy, don't go soft on me now. But it's good to hear from you.

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I simply titled the piece something that would get peoples attention, apparently it worked... it got yours.

It certainly did, Brain. It certainly did. But I'm glad you at least admitted you needed the word "Christian" to get people's attention.

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Well atheists and agnostics don't have a guiding text that supposedly teaches love.

You got that right. In atheism, love is no better than hate. They have nothing guiding them at all but chance.

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Christians, as we're led to believe do have a guiding text that preaches love. This underlying hypocrisy is fun to point out. Like how it's fun to point out that you are a dishonest man who uses a name "atheismsucks." Your hypocrisy oozes off your posts.

How is it being dishonest or hypocritical by using a title like "atheismsucks." On the contrary, I'm very honest, because I do in fact believe atheism sucks hardcore.

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Damn straight it was.

LOL, so you conceded that you solely wanted to implicate Christianity with that title. Thanks.

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So you mean, we're just like you?

Well, if your perception of me is being dishonest, I guess. If not, then no. Because you don't strike me as an honest person, Brian. No offense.

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So you think that's a bad thing?

And you think being dishonest is a good thing?!

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Do you recognize how wrong it is to be dishonest?

Do you? You just said you're like "me" - dishonest.

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If you do, then why are you so dishonest.

*SHRUGS* I'm not.

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I could point to hundreds and hundreds of examples of you being dishonest Frank, but I'll stick to this one... over and over.

Okay.

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The time you posed as someone else on Infidelguy.com in order to draw people over to your website, claiming you found someone elses blog, when in reality the blog was yours: http://www.infidelguy.com/ftopic-12076-days0-orderasc-0.html

Well, I have a response to that but you won't allow me to put the link of my response (if anybody wants to know the link feel free to ask me through private message). But hey, if you want to keep bringing that up ad infinitum go ahead, it's your blog.

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Frank, you are the laughing stock of our community.

Well, they laugh with me not at me, if that's what you mean. They do find my website and blogsite hilarious, especially when I do it on the atheists' expense. So far, I've been getting some pretty good reactions on my blog on you Eye-wink

Thanks,

Frank

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Quote: You got that right.

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You got that right. In atheism, love is no better than hate.

Way to insinuate I said, something that I didn't. How very dishonest of you. Ironically you did exactly what you claim I was doing with the title of this thread. Guess you were projecting again.

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They have nothing guiding them at all but chance.

We have ourselves to guide us.

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How is it being dishonest or hypocritical by using a title like "atheismsucks." On the contrary, I'm very honest, because I do in fact believe atheism sucks hardcore.

It was dishonest to state that I said you were dishonest for using the term "atheismsucks" as your screenname. You are dishonest for many of your actions, I never affixed your dishonesty to your usage of "atheismsucks."

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LOL, so you conceded that you solely wanted to implicate Christianity with that title. Thanks.

You're welcome. As an honest person, I'm committed to the truth.

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And you think being dishonest is a good thing?!

No. Way to dodge the question.

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Well, I have a response to that but you won't allow me to put the link of my response (if anybody wants to know the link feel free to ask me through private message). But hey, if you want to keep bringing that up ad infinitum go ahead, it's your blog.

Or you could actually put the text of your response here. I'm sure it's full of the usual dishonesty you bring to the table.

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Well, they laugh with me not at me, if that's what you mean.

No that's not what I mean. I mean, what I said. We are laughing at you, you are the laughing stock of our community.

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Oh Man

I don't think I have seen a better display of human ignorance in along time. Of course I suppose that all I need to do is attend church once in awhile to get my fill of ignorance. Its is a good thing we have an ignorant man like -atheismsucks- to remind us all why we have chosen our beliefs.

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They have nothing guiding them at all but chance.

That little quote of his was the one that really got me.
I would like to ask a question in responce to that.
What exactly do you have guiding you? Because the last time that I looked it up in the the bible it said "Judge the not for you shall be judged" Or something right along those lines.

Yet all I have seen you do is judge us. For what we are and what we don't believe. As for me being guided by chance. I have never heard anything more full of bullshit in my life. I am being guided by common sence, values, morals, and wanting my children to be raised in a better world.

None of which I learned in a book.

I know you will probably say to yourself that a christian world would be a better world and all that blah blah.
So in advance I would like to ask, what religion is the man that sent America to war, not just for the attacks on 9/11 but for all the supposed things that were going on, and has failed after 5 yrs to end.

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Well, they laugh with me not at me, if that's what you mean.

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No that's not what I mean. I mean, what I said. We are laughing at you, you are the laughing stock of our community.

I have to say I agree with Brian on that one. Oh wait I've agreed with Brian on all of the comments towards you.
I am defiently laughing at you....just to make it clear...
AT YOU AT YOU AT YOU
ok I hope in your blissful ignorance you'll will understand you are laughed at, not with.

Well can't wait for any responces you may have would be glad to join this debate, or wait debates arn't one sided are they Brian Laughing out loud lol
Until Next Time - Andy

-Andy

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2 Tim 2:24 "The Lord's

2 Tim 2:24 "The Lord's servant must not quarrel, but be gentle towards all, able to teach, patient, 25, in gentleness correcting those who oppose him: perhaps God may give them repentance leading to a full knowledge of the truth,.. I guess this passage means nothing to mr. atheismsucks. But then the bible has something for almost everyone.

Pslams 14 :The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt. They have done abominable works. There is none who does good. Yahweh looked down from heaven on the children of men, to see if there were any who did understand, who did seek after God. They have all gone aside. They have together become corrupt. There is none who does good, no, not one.

I guess that is Davids way of saying atheism sucks.

The Relativity of Biblical Ethics
http://www.losingmyreligion.com/essays/bible_ethics.html

"It is an axiom among fundamentalists and evangelicals that theology is the foundation of ethics and morality in North America culture. Without this foundation, they fear, ethics would fragment into total relativism or dissolve into whim, arbitrariness, and chaos. I would like to contest that view by showing how some organized religions are parasitical to the body of ethics and how the Bible itself exemplifies moral relativism."

I found this essay interesting.

I regret that some Christians can be so mean.
Some are mean and some are nice. Regardless, the entire bible has something for almost everyone. God in my opinion is a flip flopper. So is Jesus.

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HERE ARE MORE...

More love from losers....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Danage♥
Date: Sep 3, 2006 1:48 PM

Hey,
Your idoits.. I hope you know that..

[RRS NOTE: NOTICE THE SPELLING OF IDIOT]
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From: High Schools like Bootcamp

for a Desk Job
Date: Sep 3, 2006 5:00 PM

you=going to hell...have fun

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From: kiser
Date: Sep 4, 2006 12:52 AM

fuck u i bet u guys molest guluble little kids and teach them that their is no god cause u cant convince older people

u guys r gonna burn in hell and ill see u there

[RRS NOTE: HE'LL SEE US THERE?]

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From: Chef ToKe
Date: Sep 6, 2006 4:08 PM

your fucking idiot and i hope you get hit by a bus with a giant sheet of lsd on the front of it you arrogant irrational asshole

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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Arie
Date: Sep 7, 2006 2:47 AM

FIRST MESSAGE: Hi, I'm sorry for your poor lives, but hay I bet you and the devil will have a great time burning in hell together. I guarentee you were the either a freak a fat kid an ugly ass in life and god just shit on you. What did god kill your mommy or somthing that was probably because she brought a piece of shit like you into this world have fun in hell FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!

10 MINUTES LATER, THE SECOND MESSAGE: Do the world a favor go kill yourself and find out what really happens conduct a scientific experiment on that Freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Man, the ignorance is

Man, the ignorance is overwhelming. I know whenever the FFRF is on some show they get that sort of mail, and they always publish it complete with grammar and spelling mistakes.

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