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This man and his family wanted a grill really bad.

It was the man's birthday, so his wife decided to buy one for him, pay extra to have it assembled for them and that same day, they would have a barbeque party with all of his friends and family.

They ordered the grill from Sears, and were told that it would be assembeled for them. When it arrived at their house, everything was together except for the gas tube leading to the grill, it wasn't connected to the grill. They gave him an instruction booklit with diagrams and briefly explained how to connect the two.

He tried connecting them while his wife and kids got the dinner ready. He tried and tried, but couldn't. He had read in the manual that the gas was toxic and deadly, and he'd been warned here and there not to breath in the stuff because it could kill him. He had been told that naturally, the gas was odourless, but that they added a smell so that when there was a leak, we could smell it.

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THIS IS NOT SPAM THIS HAS TO BE READ.

God does not exist therefore the Bible is fake. The bible says it's okay to eat meat, and if the bible is fake then it's not "okay to eat meat". I'm not saying it's NOT okay to eat meat, I'm saying it's okay to not eat meat.

BASICALLY, BEING A VEG IS OKAY.

But then, FOOD CHAIN OMGZ.

We as human beings are supposed to eat animals that eat plants that "eat" sunlight which will later eat us humans (and I don't get why Christians believe in Armaggedon AND the food chain because if they were smart enough they'd know the sun will one day explode and "eat" us)

But we've found our ways around that

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I think if everyone worshipped dirt it'd be better than worshipping an invisible man

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes it would.

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World's problems are because of religion

Religion was created to give us hope and faith.

What has it caused?

Pain, deaths, confusion, fights, arguments.

LIES.

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JUDEO-CHRISTIAN, SEMETIC AND ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS:

Fuck you and your gods.

(I need at least ten words so don't read this part plz)

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